握紧16句黑话，让你无人能敌！且看今日风云变幻，谁主沉浮？

Grasp 16 underworld slang phrases, and you'll be unbeatable! Watch the changing fortunes of today; who will dominate the situation?

1. 5YYDS：“Z世代”自创的一种极度夸张式的赞美黑话，这是得有多优秀才能配得上“永恒”与“神化”的赞许。

1. 5YYDS: "Z世代" has created an extremely exaggerated slang of praise, how excellent one must be to deserve the praise of "eternity" and "deification."

2. 7只有在大排长龙时，才能真正意识到自己是“龙的传人”。

2.7 It is only when queuing in long lines that one truly realizes oneself as a "descendant of the dragon."

3. 8有些人注定是等待别人的，有些人是注定被人等的。

3.8 Some people are destined to wait for others, while some are destined to be waited for by others.

4. 10躺平：看似妥协，其实是比佛系还要激进的态度，是对他人奋力内卷的不屑，拥有“向下突破天花板”的人生态度。

4. 10 Lying flat: It seems to be a compromise, but it is actually a more radical attitude than the "lazy and easy" lifestyle. It shows a disdain for others' relentless internal competition and embodies a life philosophy of "breaking through the ceiling by moving downwards."

5. 14你好像有那个大病：医学都要给他另立门类。

5. 14 It seems like you have that serious illness: the medical field has to create a separate category for it.

6. 16想污染一个地方有两种方法：用垃圾，或者用钞票!

6. There are two ways to pollute a place: with garbage, or with money!

7. 17社交牛症：社交场的天选之子，公共场合随时起范的零压力达人。任何尴尬瞬间，都能成为他们人生高光的舞台。

7. Social Bullying Syndrome: The chosen one in social situations, a zero-pressure master who always sets the trend in public. Any embarrassing moment can become the stage where they shine in their lives.

8. 22拿来吧你：隔空拥有自己喜爱之物的神技能。

8. 22 Summon It: The divine skill to have the things you love at a distance.

9. 26如果有钱也是一种错，那我情愿一错再错。

9. If having money is also a mistake, then I'd rather make the same mistake over and over again.

10. 30毁灭友情的方式有许多，最彻底的一种是借钱。

10.30 There are many ways to destroy friendships, and the most彻底 way is to borrow money.

11. 每个人出生的时候都是原创，可悲的是很多人渐渐都成了盗版。

11. Everyone is an original at birth, but unfortunately, many people gradually become pirated copies.

12. 既然人比人，气死人，那么，我还是努力做一个气死别人的人吧。

12. Since people are compared to each other and it can be so frustrating, I might as well strive to be the one that frustrates others.

13. 你长了一副只有你妈会喜欢的模样，再不努力你就完蛋了!

13. You have a look that only your mother would like, and if you don't work harder, you're finished!

14. 不是我不叠被子，主要是我恋旧，就是喜欢睡前一天睡过的被窝。非逼我把这个生活习惯问题上升到人格修养上来。

14. It's not that I don't fold my sheets; the main reason is that I have a preference for the past, that is, I like to sleep in the same quilt from the previous night. Don't force me to elevate this issue of daily habits to a matter of personality cultivation.

15. 总有那么一些时刻，这世界，逼的我想去死。幸亏我懦弱，不敢去死。

15. There are always moments in this world that drive me to the brink of wanting to die. Thankfully, I am too cowardly to actually go through with it.

16. 最深的孤独，是你明知道自己的渴望，却得对它装聋作哑。

16. The deepest loneliness is when you know your desires but have to pretend to be deaf to them.

17. 伤害人的东西有三种：烦恼，争吵，空的钱包。其中最伤人的是空钱包。

17. There are three things that hurt people: troubles, disputes, and empty wallets. Among them, the most hurtful is the empty wallet.

18. 想的太多，生命就失去意义了。说的太多，语言就失去重量了。

18. Too much thinking makes life lose its meaning. Too much talking makes language lose its weight.

19. 男人的谎言可以骗女人一夜，女人的谎言可以骗男人一生!

19. A man's lie can deceive a woman for one night, but a woman's lie can deceive a man for a lifetime!

20. 因为我没有成功，是因为我只会唱”没有人能够随随便便成功。“

20. Because I was not successful, it is because I can only sing, 'No one can succeed easily.'

21. 试金可以用火，试女人可以用金，试男人可以用女人。

21. Gold can be tested by fire, women can be tested by gold, and men can be tested by women.

22. 猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看…

22. At first glance, you don't seem that great, but upon closer inspection, you're even less impressive...

23. 选择性失忆是个技术活，不幸我最擅长一选就错。

23. Selective amnesia is a technical skill, and unfortunately, I am the best at making the wrong choices.

24. 高是高，是草包;矮是矮，经得踩;瘦是瘦，有肌肉。

24. Tall is tall, but a dumfounder; short is short, can withstand trampling; slim is slim, with muscles.

25. 坏脾气是认人的，它天生爱去找那些接受过它的人去欺负。

25. Bad temper recognizes people; it is naturally inclined to bully those who have accepted it.

26. 情侣间最矛盾的地方就是幻想彼此的未来，却惦记着对方的过去。

26. The most contradictory aspect of a couple is that they fantasize about each other's future while reminiscing about their past.

27. 如果我能够看到自己的背影，我想它一定很忧伤，因为我把快乐都留在了前面。

27. If I could see my own back, I think it would be very sad, because I have left all the happiness in front.

28. 探索的旅程不在于发现新大陆，而在于培养新视角。

28. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new lands, but about cultivating new perspectives.

29. 有没有人和我一样，换牙的时候被妈妈追得满街跑。

29. Has anyone else experienced being chased all over the street by their mother when they were changing teeth?

30. 世上有三种人：一是良心被狗吃了的人，二是良心没被狗吃的人，三是良心连狗都不吃的人。

30. There are three kinds of people in the world: one is the person whose conscience has been eaten by a dog, the other is the person whose conscience has not been eaten by a dog, and the third is the person whose conscience is not even eaten by a dog.

31. 你半边露出的屁股已经暴露了你那颗闷骚的心。

31. The half-exposed buttocks you've shown already reveal your repressed and passionate heart.

32. 有些事情无须争辩，表面服从，偷偷反抗。

33. 如果你对我的好和别人一样，那我情愿不好这种好。

32. Some things do not require argument; they are superficially submitted to but secretly resisted. 33. If you are as good to me as you are to others, then I would rather not have this kind of goodness.

34. 开始想念，那曾经握在手中苍凉的岁月，以及那一片灿烂的江湖。还有那些曾经爱过恨过的人们。

34. Starting to miss those bleak years once held in hand, as well as that splendid world of江湖. And also those people who have loved and hated in the past.

35. 以前那么爱我的你，现在那么爱你的她，以后那么爱他的我。

35. The one who once loved me so, now the one who loves her so much, and the one who will love him so much in the future.

36. 回忆在岁月中飘落了谁的眼泪，往事在时间中飘落谁的忧伤。

36. Who's tears fell like petals in the passage of time, whose sorrows drifted away in the ebb and flow of the past.

37. 不要嘲笑别人的疤，那只是你没有经历过的伤。

37. Don't mock others' scars; they are just injuries you haven't experienced.

38. 在时光中流逝了不止是青春，还有为青春付出的一切。

38. Not only does youth slip away with the passage of time, but also everything we invest in it.

39. 昔聚如幻，昔颜恍惚。笑语欢颜凝一途。念三夕，思满腹，昔日笑颜若玑珠，回首低眉落满路。聚，知何处。散，知何处！

39. Once gathered like a幻, once faces blurred. Laughter and joy condensed into one path. Thinking of three nights, thoughts fill my heart, the former smiling faces like precious pearls, looking back, lowering my eyebrows, leaving a trail of tears on the road. Gathered, know not where. Dispersed, know not where!

40. 每个人的青春都会苍老，但我希望记忆中的你一直都好。

40. Everyone's youth will age, but I hope the you in my memory is always good.

41. 如若不是我爱你，怎会让你把我伤得那么彻底。

41. If it were not for the fact that I love you, how could you have hurt me so deeply?

42. 因为遇见你，我开始相信，你带给我的快乐，不是一般人能给的。

42. Because of meeting you, I began to believe that the joy you bring me is not something that ordinary people can give.

43. 我想和你去爱尔兰，因为它是唯一禁止离婚的国家，一个一百年的约定，只有死亡让我们分开，你敢陪我吗。

43. I want to go to Ireland with you, because it is the only country that bans divorce, a hundred-year-old commitment, only death can separate us. Will you dare to accompany me?

44. 不要去欺骗别人，因为你能骗到的人，都是相信你的人。

44. Do not deceive others, because the people you can deceive are those who believe in you.

45. 有时候，所谓的自尊，就是把卑微揉碎了吞进肚子里去。

45. Sometimes, what is所谓的自尊，is nothing but swallowing the crushed humility into one's belly.

46. 我还倔强的孤单在回忆里逞强，却发现幸福，早已散落在看不清的幻境。

46. I stubbornly remain alone, showing off in my memories, only to find that happiness has long scattered in the indistinct illusion.

47. 我们都是寂寞的旅人，走了半天回头一望却忘记了自己为什么而走。

47. We are all lonely travelers, having walked for half a day and looking back, we forget why we started walking in the first place.

48. 其实我们都回家，区别是有的人回自己家，有的人则回别人的家。

48. In fact, we all go home, the difference being that some people go back to their own homes, while others go back to someone else's home.

49. 能把在面前行走的机会抓住的人，十有八九都会成功。

49. Those who can seize the opportunities walking in front of them will most likely succeed.

50. 大多数的人玩消失不过是想用缺席来博存在感。

50. Most people play the disappearing act just to gain a sense of existence through their absence.

51. 天会黑，人会变，三分情，七分骗，路还长别太狂以后指不定谁辉煌。

51. The sky will turn dark, people will change, three parts love, seven parts deceit. The road is still long, don't be too proud. Who will shine in the future is unpredictable.

52. 忍痛拒绝你的挽留，是因为我知道，你只是习惯我的存在罢了。

52. Refusing your entreaties in pain is because I know that you are merely accustomed to my presence.

53. 你情敌和曾经背叛你的人同时掉入河中，并且他们不会游泳，你是选择去蹦迪还是去KTV。

53. If your rival and someone who has betrayed you both fall into a river and neither can swim, would you choose to go to a disco or to a KTV?

54. 如果我们都是孩子，就可以留在时光的原地，坐在一起一边听那些永不老去的故事一边慢慢皓首。

54. If we were all children, we could stay at the original place of time, sitting together and listening to those never-aging stories while slowly growing old.

55. 求而不得，舍而不能，得而不惜，这是人最大的悲哀。

55. Seeking and not obtaining, being unable to let go, and obtaining but not cherishing—it is the greatest sorrow for a person.

56. 一年过去，你仔细想想，自己是活了365天，还是活了365遍。

56. As the year passes, when you think about it carefully, have you lived for 365 days, or have you lived 365 times?

57. 明明没有难过的理由，明明该充满希望对着太阳微笑。但就是一个字都不想说，一个表情都懒得做。轻轻微笑都觉得耗费了气力。

57. There is no reason to be sad, and I should be filled with hope and smile towards the sun. But I don't want to say a single word, and I'm too lazy to make any expression. Even a gentle smile feels like it's costing me energy.

58. 我唯一的缺点就是钱多，而我现在连唯一的缺点也没了，几乎完美。

58. My only flaw was having too much money, and now I even don't have that one flaw left, almost perfect.

59. 并不是所有的伤痛都需要呐喊，并不是所有的遗憾都非要填满。

59. Not all wounds require a cry, and not all regrets need to be filled.

60. 一张床一台电脑一包烟一瓶可乐一只手机一个想着一个人，晚上不打算睡了，通宵。

60. One bed, one computer, a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of cola, a phone, and someone thinking of one person — not planning to sleep at night, intend to stay up all night.

61. 对不起，我们注定要错过。一开始我以为伟大的是感情，最后我无力的看清，强悍的是命运。

61. Sorry, we are doomed to miss each other. At first, I thought it was emotions that were great, but in the end, with my powerlessness, I saw that it was fate that was strong.

62. 拜神会使你变得渺小。拜金会使你失去朋友，迷信爱情会使你一无所有。

� 62. Worshipping deities will make you feel small. Worshipping money will make you lose friends, and superstitious love will leave you with nothing.

63. 我们这个世界，从不会给一个伤心的落伍者颁发奖牌。

63. In our world, we never award medals to a sad loser.

64. 一个齐刘海，伤了多少无知少女的心，放不下来，扎不上去。

64. A bangs hairstyle, how many innocent girls' hearts it has hurt, it cannot be let go, nor can it be tied up.

65. 不会再因为想你而感到孤单；不会再因为想你而感到心痛。

65. I will no longer feel lonely for thinking of you; I will no longer feel aching pain for thinking of you.

66. 有些东西开始泛滥的时候，它总是失去了本有的价值。

66. When something begins to proliferate, it always loses its inherent value.

67. 人们都说失去后才知道珍惜，其实珍惜后的失去比什么都痛。

67. People always say that one only knows to cherish something after losing it, but actually, the pain of losing something after cherishing it is more intense than anything else.