“句句反骨，笑点爆炸！且看这部作品如何颠覆传统，带来一场前所未有的欢乐盛宴。”

"Each line is full of rebellion, with laugh points bursting! See how this work subverts tradition and brings an unprecedented feast of joy."

1. ❹别人谈恋爱：担心被甩。我谈恋爱：担心被扶贫。

1. When others are dating: worried about being dumped. When I am dating: worried about being subsidized.

2. 1958年6月10日出生于河北省石家庄市井陉县，影视演员，著名导演 。杜玉明的作品有上百部，其武侠作品：《少年张三丰》、《倚天屠龙记》、《七剑下天山》、《天龙八部》、《新白发魔女传》等等，也参与很多大反派角色的演出。

2. Born on June 10, 1958, in Jingxing County, Shijiazhuang City, Hebei Province, Du Yuming is a film and television actor and a renowned director. Du Yuming has over a hundred works to his name, including his martial arts works such as "The Young Zhang Sanfeng," "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber," "The Seven Swords Under the Tianshan Mountains," "The Heaven and Earth," and "The New Legend of White Hair Fairy," etc., and he has also participated in many performances of major villain roles.

3. ❿关于我的缺点：虚心的我，一个都听不进去。

3. Regarding my shortcomings: the humble me, can't listen to any of them.

4. ❷ 别人：早安，打工人！我：早安，打瞌迷人！

4. ❷ Others: Good morning, workers! Me: Good morning, sleepyhead!

5. ❸我发誓我再也不熬夜了，要是再熬，我就……发誓再也不发誓了。

5. I solemnly swear I will never stay up late again, if I do, I'll... swear never to swear again.

6. ❻运动是一种享受，但我不爱享受。

6. ③ Exercise is a form of enjoyment, but I don't like to enjoy it.

7. ❶我的人生信条：万事开头难，然后中间难，最后结尾难。

7. My life motto: The beginning of all things is hard, followed by the middle being hard, and finally the end being hard.

8. ❺ 我之所以这么努力，是觉得自己值得更好的，然后奖励自己继续躺平。

8. The reason why I work so hard is that I believe I deserve something better, and then reward myself for continuing to be lazy.

9. ❽ 老板画饼的时候，我默默拿出了自己带的碗——主打一个配合。

9. When the boss was painting a rosy picture, I quietly took out the bowl I brought with me——all about teamwork.

10. ❼别人摆烂：暂时的。我摆烂：祖传的。

10. Others giving up: temporary. Me giving up: inherited from ancestors.

11. 李 明

11. Li Ming

12. 影视圈里有很多专门演反面角色的演员，他们外形特别，天生反骨，凶狠毒辣，但是，内心善良，很有爱心。热衷慈善，受到了人们的尊重。

12. In the entertainment industry, there are many actors who specialize in playing villainous roles. They have distinctive appearances, a natural rebellious spirit, and are fierce and cunning. However, they also have kind hearts and are full of love. Passionate about charity, they have earned the respect of many people.

13. 1961年7月20日出生于浙江杭州，中国功夫演员，在《少林寺》、《少林武王》、《武当》、《连城诀》、《侠影仙踪》、《天龙八部》、《新少林五祖》、《无敌铁桥三》等百余部影视作品中，都是演的反派角色，部部经典，深入人心。计春华老师2018年7月11日去世。

13. Born on July 20, 1961, in Hangzhou, Zhejiang, China, a martial arts actor known for his roles as antagonists in over a hundred film and television works such as "Shaolin Temple," "Martial King of Shaolin," "Wudang," "The Legend of the Condor Heroes," "The Condor Heroes," "New Shaolin Five Masters," and "Invincible Iron Bridge Three." Each of his performances was classic and deeply imprinted in people's hearts. Teacher Ji Chunhua passed away on July 11, 2018.

14. ❾我的一天：上午：哈哈哈哈哈。下午：哈哈哈哈。晚上：哈哈哈哈。凌晨：人间不值得。

14. My day: Morning: Hahaha. Afternoon: Hahaha. Evening: Hahaha. Midnight: Life is not worth it.

15. 1966年9月11日出生于新疆库尔勒，中国内地影视演员，1999年，李明凭借在《黄河绝恋》中对三炮一角的精彩扮演被冯小宁等几位导演看好，1996年，三十岁的李明考进北京**学院表演系进修班，和赵w、陈坤、黄晓明等北影本科生在同一个教室一起上课，长相独特的他，经常饰演一下反派角色恶人等，武侠作品《绝代双骄》、《碧血剑》、《神雕侠侣》、《策马啸西风》、《燕子李三》、《鹿鼎记》、《倚天屠龙记》等几十部作品。

15. Born on September 11, 1966, in Kuerle, Xinjiang, Li Ming is a mainland Chinese actor in film and television. In 1999, Li Ming was highly regarded by directors such as Feng Xiaoning for his outstanding performance as the character Sanpao in the film "The Dying River." In 1996, at the age of thirty, Li Ming was admitted to the acting class of the Beijing Film Academy for further studies, where he studied in the same classroom as undergraduate students like Zhao W, Chen Kun, and Huang Xiaoming. With his unique appearance, he often played villainous roles in various works, including the martial arts series "The Young Master," "Blood Sword," "The Condor Heroes," "Sword God," "The Three Sisters," "The Legend of the Condor Heroes," and more than a dozen other works.