生活的小趣事，笑出腹肌来。今天，就让我们一同走进这个充满欢乐的世界，去发现那些让人忍不住捧腹的瞬间。

Little joys of life, laughing until your abs hurt. Today, let's all dive into this world brimming with joy, to discover those moments that can't help but make you burst into laughter.

1. 小时候去买口香糖 看见益达直接全拿走了 笑死 全是我的益达。

1. When I was little, I went to buy chewing gum and saw Yitada directly took all of them. It was so funny, all of them were Yitada.

2. “小时候谈个学妹，被困在沙漠里，笑死，根本不渴”

2. "When I was young, I was dating a junior and got trapped in the desert. It was hilarious, I wasn't even thirsty."

3. ❹刚问肚子为啥又圆了，它说里面装的是梦想和奶茶，我信了。

3. Just asked why my belly has gotten round again, and it said it's filled with dreams and bubble tea. I believed it.

4. “小时候谈恋爱被我妈发现，让我不准谈，还让我赶紧分手，笑死，根本分不完”

4. "When I was young and started dating, my mom found out and told me not to do it, and even asked me to break up immediately. Hilarious, there's no way I could have broken up that quickly."

5. 小时候偷穿商场的背背佳 我妈发现后让我给商场赔礼道歉 笑死 我根本弯不下腰。

5. When I was little, I sneaked into the mall to wear the posture corrector. When my mom found out, she made me apologize and compensate the mall. It was hilarious; I couldn't even bend over.

6. 小时候偷吃了一瓶安息药被妈妈发现了 给我一顿好打 笑死 根本醒不过来。

6. When I was a kid, I sneaked and ate a bottle of sedatives and got caught by my mom. She gave me a good beating. It was so funny; I couldn't wake up at all.

7. “小时候偷看天官赐福 被妈妈发现了 罚我吃苦瓜 笑死 根本不苦”

7. "When I was little, I sneaked a peek at 'Heavenly Official's Blessing' and got caught by my mom. She punished me by making me eat bitter melon. It was hilarious, it wasn't really bitter at all."

8. ❷我的脂肪和我有契约精神：不离不弃。

8. ❷ My fat and I have a spirit of contract: we will not leave each other.

9. 小时候偷吃了十包喜之郎果冻 被爷爷奶奶发现了 叫我回地球 笑死 根本回不来。

9. When I was little, I sneaked and ate ten packages of Jushilang jelly, and my grandparents found out and called me back to Earth. It was hilarious; I can't come back at all.

10. “小时候偷偷打王者，被班主知道后收了我的手机，笑死，我还有一部，根本收不完”

10. "When I was young, I would sneakily play the game King of Glory. After the class teacher found out, she took away my phone, which was hilarious, because I still had another one, and it was impossible for her to take all of them away."

11. 小时候偷吃了一盒炫迈 被我爸发现了 罚我跑十圈 笑死 根本停不下来。

11. When I was little, I sneaked a pack of Skittles, and my dad caught me. He punished me to run ten laps, which was hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing.

12. 小时候吃了一整盒好丽友 被我妈发现了 罚我不准下楼玩 笑死 我一堆好朋友。

12. When I was little, I ate an entire box of HaoLiYou snacks, and my mom found out. She punished me by not allowing me to go downstairs to play, which made me laugh so hard, because I had a bunch of good friends.

13. “小时候偷吃了一盒速效救心丸，我爸妈让我坐了一周过山车，笑死，根本不晕”

13. "As a child, I stole a box of rapid-acting cardiac medication, and my parents had me sit on the roller coaster for a week, which was hilarious; I was never dizzy."

14. ❼钱并没有消失，只是以另一种形式（奶茶、外卖、快递）陪在我身边。

14. The money hasn't disappeared, it's just accompanied me in another form (milk tea, takeout, delivery).

15. 小时候被五步蛇咬了，妈妈叫我千万别动叫救护车了，笑死，我倒退45步诛它九族。

15. When I was a child, I was bitten by a five-step snake. My mother told me not to move and to call an ambulance, which was hilarious. I would have taken 45 steps backwards to exterminate its entire clan.

16. “小时候偷偷买了双xx同款鞋 被我妈发现罚我一辈子不许再买xx同款鞋 笑死 现在根本买不起”

16. "When I was little, I secretly bought a pair of shoes that were the same as xx's. My mom found out and punished me by not allowing me to buy any xx's same-style shoes for the rest of my life. It's hilarious, now I can't afford them at all."

17. 小时候偷喝家里六个核桃 被我妈发现了罚我做奥数题 笑死 根本不费头脑。

17. When I was little, I sneaked and drank six walnuts from home, and my mom caught me and punished me by making me do math olympiad problems. It was hilarious; they were so brainless.

18. “小时候偷吃狗粮，狗追着我咬，笑死，它根本没我狗”

18. "When I was little, I stole the dog food, and the dog chased me and bit me, hilarious, it's not even as smart as my dog."

19. 小时候偷喝一箱红牛 被我妈发现 罚我晚上不准睡觉 笑死 眼睛都不会眨一下。

19. When I was little, I sneaked a whole box of Red Bull and got caught by my mom. She punished me by not letting me sleep at night. It was hilarious; I couldn't even blink my eyes.

20. “小时候偷喝家里的二锅头，我爸想打我，笑死，根本打不过我”

20. "When I was young, I sneaked a sip of our family's baijiu, and my dad wanted to beat me up, but it was hilarious; I could never beat him."

21. 小时候用了一整瓶飘柔洗头 被我妈发现了拽我头发 笑死 太柔顺了 根本抓不住。

21. As a child, I used an entire bottle of Pigeon shampoo, and when my mom found out, she tugged at my hair and laughed. It was too soft; I couldn't grab hold of it at all.

22. “队友让我塔下猥琐发育，笑死，根本没有塔”

22. "My teammates told me to lurk and develop near the tower, laughable, there isn't even a tower."

23. 小时候的沙雕文案，在日常生活中，很多人在长大之后都会怀念自己小时候，有些人会用文字来记录小时候的一些趣事，每个人经历的童年都是不一样的，所以就会出现很多关于小时候的文案，下面我分享小时候的沙雕文案，一起来看下吧。

23. The childhood sand sculpture copywriting, in daily life, many people will miss their childhood after growing up. Some people use words to record some interesting things from their childhood. Everyone's childhood experience is different, so there will be many copywriting about childhood. Below, I will share some childhood sand sculpture copywriting. Let's take a look together.

24. 小时候偷吃十盒健胃消食片 被我妈发现了 叫我吃饭 笑死 村里粮仓都给我吃空了 根本吃不饱。

24. When I was little, I snuck and ate ten boxes of digestive medicine. My mom caught me and called me to eat, which was hilarious. The grain warehouse in the village was almost empty for me, and I couldn't eat my fill.

25. ❿今日成就：成功呼吸，平稳进食，间歇性思考人生，持续性期待下班。又是充实的一天！

25. Today's Achievement: Successfully breathed, ate steadily, intermittently pondered life, and continuously looked forward to the end of work. Another fulfilling day!

26. “小时候偷吃了太上老君的仙丹，笑死，根本笑不死”

26. "When I was little, I snuck a bite of the Immortal Pill from Lord Tai Shang, and it made me laugh so hard, I could have died from laughing, but I didn't."

27. 小时候用了一瓶阿道夫 妈妈抓起我的头发要揍我 笑死 根本没头发。

27. When I was a kid, I used to use a bottle of Adolphe shampoo. My mom grabbed my hair and was about to scold me, which made me laugh out loud. I had absolutely no hair!

28. “小时候偷偷玩一二三木头人，喊的小朋友中间被叫回家吃饭了，笑死，我到现在也没动”

28. "When I was little, I used to play the game 'One, Two, Three, Tree Man' in secret. One of the kids who were shouting was called back home for dinner, and it was hilarious. I haven't moved an inch since then."

29. ❸郑重声明：本人上班摸鱼期间的所有言论，与本人无关，纯属鱼说的。

29. ❸ solemn declaration: All statements made by me while I am loafing at work are unrelated to me and are purely the musings of a loafing fish.

30. ❻我的社交状态：演一个情绪稳定的成年人。

30. ③ My social status: act like a mature adult with stable emotions.

31. “小时候偷穿爷爷的足力健，爸爸追我八条街，笑死，根本追不上”

31. "When I was little, I sneaked into wearing my grandfather's power shoes, and Dad chased after me for eight streets, it was so funny, he could never catch up."

32. 小时候咳嗽老不好偷偷吃了一箱葵花小儿咳喘口服液，今年要测核酸之前叫我先咳几下，笑死，根本咳不出来。

32. When I was a child, my cough never seemed to go away, so I secretly ate a whole box of Sunflower Children's Cough and Wheezing Oral Liquid. This year, before I had to take a nucleic acid test, they asked me to cough a few times first, which was hilarious, because I couldn't cough at all.

33. “小时候偷偷练腹肌被妈妈发现，罚我不准练腹肌，笑死，根本练不出”

33. "When I was little, I sneaked in and exercised my abs, and my mom found out. She punished me by not letting me exercise my abs. It was so funny; I couldn't have developed abs at that age."

34. 小时候偷偷和王俊凯谈恋爱被我妈发现了她说再谈就打死你 笑死 人都根本见不到。

34. When I was young, I secretly dated Wang Junkai, and my mom found out. She said, "If you keep talking, I'll kill you." It's so funny; we barely even got to see each other.

35. ❶每天醒来都要跟床谈判，最终它以扣掉我全勤奖为威胁，赢了我十分钟。

35. ❶ Every day, I have to negotiate with my bed upon waking up. Eventually, it won me ten minutes by threatening to deduct my full attendance award.

36. 小时候偷偷搞对象 老师发现罚我以后不准搞对象 笑死 根本搞不到。

36. When I was young, I used to secretly date someone, and when the teacher found out, she punished me by saying I wasn't allowed to date anyone anymore. It's hilarious; I can't even date anyone now.

37. “小时候吃了一整罐旺仔牛逼糖 我妈看见了就要打我 笑死 你挺牛逼啊”

37. "When I was little, I ate an entire jar of Want Want's Super Nuts candy, and when my mom saw it, she wanted to hit me. Hilarious, you're so awesome!"

38. “小时候偷偷拿炫迈拌芥末喂邻居的黄狗，被它反应过来一直追着我咬，笑死，根本停不下来”

38. "When I was little, I secretly gave my neighbor's yellow dog a stick of Skittles mixed with mustard. He figured it out and chased me, biting me, and it was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing."

39. “小时候偷偷攒钱买周边被我妈发现了，她问我这次又买多少，笑死，周边它根本不出”

39. "When I was little, I secretly saved up money to buy merchandise, but my mom found out. She asked me how much I bought this time, and it was hilarious; the merchandise doesn't even exist."

40. “小时候上课说话，被老师发现了，他罚我上课不准发言，笑死，根本发不出”

40. "When I was little, I talked during class and the teacher caught me. He punished me by not allowing me to speak during class, which was hilarious, I couldn't even speak."

41. “小时候被xxx亲脸，妈妈让我一个月不出门，笑死，根本不洗脸”

41. "When I was little, xxx kissed my cheeks, and my mom made me stay indoors for a month. Hilarious, I never even washed my face."

42. 小时候在超市偷吃德芙巧克力被发现 保安追着我打 笑死 太丝滑了 根本抓不到。

42. Got caught stealing Dove chocolates in the supermarket as a kid; the security guard chased after me, it was hilarious – they were so smooth, I couldn't catch me.

43. “小时候偷偷在屁股上喷了防狼喷雾，爸爸用七匹狼打我一个小时，笑死，根本不疼”

43. "As a child, I sneaked pepper spray on my buttocks, and Dad beat me with seven wolves for an hour, it's hilarious, it doesn't hurt at all."

44. 小时候在外面偷饮酒，妈妈发现了不准我回家，笑死，根本就不知道家在哪。

44. When I was little, I sneaked out to drink alcohol, and my mom found out and wouldn't let me go home. It was hilarious; I had no idea where home was.

45. “小时候我妈妈说找男朋友就打断我的腿 笑死 根本不喜欢男孩子”

45. "When I was little, my mom said if I looked for a boyfriend, she would break my leg. Hilarious, I've never liked boys at all."

46. “小时候偷了家里拜神的十条德芙巧克力 被妈妈发现拿着砂纸擦屁股 笑死 根本不砂”

46. "When I was little, I stole ten Dove chocolates from home for the god worship and was caught by my mom wiping my bottom with sandpaper. It was so funny; it wasn't sand at all."

47. 小时候偷吃家里老鼠药 被我妈发现了 她把我送医院去了 笑死 根本救不活。

47. When I was a child, I sneaked and ate some rat poison from home, and my mom found out. She sent me to the hospital, which was hilarious, because they couldn't save me at all.

48. “小时候一直对别人好，妈妈生气自己不对自己好，罚我对自己好，笑死，根本没人对我好”

48. "When I was little, I was always nice to others, but Mom was angry that I wasn't nice to myself, so she punished me for being nice to myself, which was hilarious. In reality, no one was nice to me."

49. “小时候背着家人学习五连鞭，被我妈发现后打中了几下，笑死，根本没有闪”

49. "When I was young, I learned the Five Whip from my family while carrying it, and got hit a few times by my mom when she found out, which was hilarious; I didn't flinch at all."

50. “小时候偷吃十盒健胃消食片 被我妈发现了 叫我吃饭 笑死 村里粮仓都给我吃空了 根本吃不饱”

50. "When I was little, I secretly ate ten boxes of stomach-soothing and digestion-improving tablets. My mom found out and called me to eat. It's hilarious! The granary in our village was almost empty because I just couldn't eat enough."

51. 小时候偷偷带南孚上数学课，笑死，一节更比六节长。

51. When I was little, I sneaked a Nankang battery into the math class, and it was hilarious, one was even longer than six.

52. “小时候偷用我妈的七度空间，被罚一周不许拉屎，笑死，根本不漏”

52. "As a kid, I secretly used my mom's 'Seven Dimensions' toilet paper, and I was punished to not go to the bathroom for a week, which was so funny, I couldn't help but laugh."

53. ❽今天努力了，努力地玩了一天手机。这种微不足道的小事，就不发朋友圈炫耀了。（还是没忍住）

53. I worked hard today and played on my phone the whole day. Such trivial matters are not something I炫耀 on my朋友圈. (But I couldn't help myself.)

54. “小时候偷抹我妈粉底液，我妈发现打了我十巴掌，笑死，根本打不红”

54. "When I was little, I stole my mom's foundation, and when she found out, she slapped me ten times, which was hilarious; she couldn't even leave a red mark."

55. 小时候偷喝了一箱王老吉 被我妈发现 罚我吃十斤辣椒 笑死 根本不上火。

55. When I was little, I secretly drank a case of Wanglaoji (a Chinese traditional medicine drink) and got caught by my mom. She punished me by making me eat ten pounds of chili peppers, which was hilarious because it didn't even cause a fire in my stomach.

56. “小时候买得起玩具，长大了看着30系显卡干瞪眼，笑死，根本买不起”

56. "When I was little, I could afford toys, but when I grew up, I just stared at the 30 series graphics cards in awe, laughing to myself, because I simply couldn't afford them."

57. “小时候被村头的狗咬了，十五年过去了，笑死，现在一点事都氵”

57. "Got bitten by the dog at the village head when I was little, fifteen years have passed, laughable, nothing at all now."

58. ❾我的梦想：安居乐业。拆开就是：有安全感的房子，有职业装的快递小哥和快乐的快递。

58. My dream: A settled life with a steady career. When broken down, it means: a house that provides a sense of security, delivery men dressed in professional attire, and joyful deliveries.

59. “小时候偷舔铁门，我妈发现了让我滚回房间，笑死，我舌头根本拔不下来”

59. "When I was little, I would lick the iron gate, and when my mom found out, she made me go back to my room, hilarious, I couldn't even pull my tongue out."

60. “小时候就听家长老师说早恋影响学习，笑死，根本考不过那群早恋的”

60. "When I was little, my parents and teachers used to say that early dating affects studies, and it's hilarious because I could never outperform those who started dating early."

61. 小时候偷穿爷爷的足力健 被爷爷发现了 追了我整条街 笑死 我根本不累。

61. When I was little, I sneaked into my grandfather's FootJoy shoes, and my grandfather caught me and chased me all the way down the street, which made me laugh so hard that I wasn't tired at all.

62. “小时候偷偷买脉动喝，一天喝了十瓶，家人一直在揍我，笑死，我根本倒不下去”

62. "When I was little, I would sneakily buy Pulsang to drink, and I would drink ten bottles a day. My family kept beating me, which was hilarious, I couldn't even fall over."

63. 小时候偷吃了我妈买的一箱核桃 被我妈发现了 她罚我做奥数题 笑死 根本没有难度。

63. When I was little, I stole a box of walnuts that my mom bought, and she found out. She punished me by making me do math problems, which was hilarious because they were so easy.

64. ❺这天气，我和烤肉之间，只差一撮孜然。

64. ❺ On this weather, there's only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue.

65. “小时候偷开我爸的`桑塔纳，被我爸发现了，赶紧让我带头盔，笑死，安全气囊根本接不住，现在还有脑震荡”

65. "When I was young, I sneaked to drive my dad's Santana, and he found out. He hurriedly told me to wear a helmet, it's hilarious, the airbag can't even hold it, and now I still have a concussion."

66. “小时候偷吃喜之郎果冻 被妈妈发现打了我一顿 笑死 我在外太空 根本打不着”

66. "When I was little, I sneaked a bite of the Jushilang jelly, and got caught by my mom who gave me a good scolding. It's hilarious! I'm in outer space now; they can't reach me."

67. “小时候偷吃十碗螺蛳粉，奶奶罚我去厕所站着，笑死，我比厕所还臭”

67. "When I was little, I ate ten bowls of Luosifen and my grandmother punished me to stand in the toilet, which was hilarious, I was even smellier than the toilet."

68. 小时候穿苏菲超熟睡拉稀拉在里面了我妈罚我做十个后空翻 笑死 根本不会漏。

68. When I was little, I wore a Sophie Pajamas and had diarrhea while sleeping, and it got inside. My mom punished me to do ten backflips, which was hilarious because I couldn't leak at all.

69. 小时候偷吃了一盒士力架 被我妈发现了 罚我不准吃饭 笑死 根本不饿。

69. When I was little, I sneaked a box of Snickers and got caught by my mom. She punished me by not allowing me to eat anything. It was so funny, I wasn't even hungry.

70. “小时候偷吃外婆的盖中盖，被我妈发现，在楼梯上追着我打，笑死，我一口气上五楼，根本不累”

70. "When I was little, I snuck some of my grandmother's Gaizhonggai to eat, and my mom caught me. She chased me up the stairs while hitting me, it was hilarious. I sprinted all the way up to the fifth floor without getting tired at all."

71. “小时候去迪士尼玩，正打算买门票，根本不用买票，笑死，我回自己家还要买票”

71. "When I was little and went to play at Disneyland, I was about to buy a ticket, but there was no need to buy one at all, it was hilarious. I even had to buy a ticket to go back to my own home."

72. “小时候偷用小铁圈假装当耳环，被妈妈发现了揪着耳朵训，笑死，根本听不进去”

72. "When I was little, I used to pretend to wear a small iron ring as an earring, but my mom caught me and scolded me by pulling my ears, which was hilarious, and I couldn't even hear a word she said."

73. “小时候全村我最好看 人家说我肯定不愁嫁 我妈一点都不着急 笑死 30了根本没人要”

73. "When I was little, I was the most beautiful in the whole village. They said I wouldn't have any trouble getting married, and my mom wasn't at all worried, laughing all the time. Now at 30, no one wants me."

74. 小时候偷偷用妈妈的身体乳 被我妈发现后想一把捉住我打 笑死 根本抓不住。

74. When I was little, I sneaked my mom's body milk, and when she found out, she tried to catch me and beat me, which was hilarious because she couldn't catch me at all.