“夫妻同心，同床异梦，相敬相爱，相杀相笑。在这笑谈婚嫁的岁月里，他们演绎着属于自己的传奇。”

"United in marriage, yet dreaming separately in the same bed, they respect and love each other, sometimes fighting and laughing. In these years of marriage and joyous banter, they are weaving their own legend."

1. ❶别人是七年之痒，我们是结婚那天就开始痒，现在已体无完肤。

1. ❶ Unlike others who experience the seven-year itch, we started itching on our wedding day and now we're almost skin and bones.

2. ❷婚姻就像一潭死水，我们俩是潭里两条互相嫌弃却又懒得跳出去的鱼。

2. ❷ Marriage is like a stagnant pond, and we two are two fish in the pond who dislike each other but are too lazy to jump out.

3. ❸当初结婚证上笑得有多甜，现在看到那个红本本就觉得有多讽刺。

3. How sweet the smile on the marriage certificate was at first, now it feels so ironic to see that red book.

4. ❹我们之间唯一的交流，就是手机里的转账记录和“孩子老师让回复收到”。

4. The only form of communication between us is the bank transfer records on my phone and the "Parent-teacher message for reply received."

5. ❺白天是室友，晚上是邻居，在同一屋檐下，过着最遥远的平行生活。

5. By day, they are roommates, and by night, neighbors; under the same roof, they lead the most distant parallel lives.

6. ❻吵架都成了一种奢侈，因为连架都懒得吵了，彻底的沉默才是烂透的标志。

6. ❻Even arguments have become a luxury, because we're too lazy to even fight, and complete silence is the sign of utter decay.

7. ❼曾经以为他能为我挡风遮雨，没想到后来的所有风雨，都是他带来的。

7. Once I thought he could shield me from the wind and rain, little did I know that all the subsequent storms were brought by him.

8. ❽婚姻这把刀，早已把我们曾经相爱的样子，削得面目全非。

8. The sword of marriage has long sliced the once beloved us into unrecognizable shapes.

9. ❿烂透的婚姻就像一场漫长的内耗，磨光了所有热情，只剩下一地鸡毛和一颗想逃却动弹不得的心。

9. A rotten marriage is like a long-term internal conflict, wearing away all passion, leaving only a mess of feathers and a heart that wants to escape but is unable to move.