笑到扶墙，皮到没朋友！

Laugh until you lean on the wall, so shameless that you have no friends!

1. 比猪都害怕过年！

1. I'm even more scared of New Year's Day than pigs are!

2. 没人疼就去健身房

2. If you're not being cherished, go to the gym.

3. 06

The text "3.06" is already in English and appears to be a numerical value or a version number. If it's meant to be translated from another language, more context would be needed to provide an accurate translation. Otherwise, it remains the same in English.

4. 03

It seems like the text "4. 03" is already in English. It could be a reference number or a date format where "4" is the number and "03" could represent March in a month format. If you need this translated into a different language, please provide more context.

5. 04

The translation of "5. 04" to English depends on the context. If it's a numbering system or a version number, it would simply translate to: 5.04 If it's a date, it would be: April 5th

6. 05

It appears that you've provided a numeric sequence followed by a period. In English, it would be: 6. 05 However, this doesn't correspond to a specific text that needs translation. If you intended to translate a written text into English, please provide the full text you would like to translate.

7. 忙碌了2小时

7. Busy for 2 hours

8. 该来敷衍我了！

8. It's about time they paid me lip service!

9. 香奈儿出那么多包包干什么！

9. Why does Chanel make so many bags?

10. 道歉有用的话

10. If apologies were useful...

11. 别说我宅

11. Don't say I'm a hermit.

12. 除了容易胖，容易穷，容易秃

12. Besides being prone to weight gain, prone to poverty, and prone to baldness.

13. 连我都需要参加的会议

13. Even I need to attend the meeting.

14. 麻烦把手头的事情放一放

14. Please put aside what you're currently doing.

15. 08

The text "15. 08" appears to be a date format commonly used in some European countries, where the day precedes the month. Translated to English, it would be: 15th August

16. 其他的都不容易！

16. Everything else is difficult!

17. 高端的食材往往只需要简单的烹饪方式

17. High-end ingredients often only require simple cooking methods.

18. 02

The text "18. 02" is already in English. It appears to be a date, possibly representing the 18th of February. If you need it translated into another language, please specify the target language.

19. 练完浑身疼！

19. I'm all sore after the workout!

20. 你们连我的影子都见不着！

20. You can't even see the shadow of me!

21. 07

The text "21. 07" is already in English and it appears to be a date format. It translates to: 21st July

22. 陈师傅决定吃康师傅！

22. Teacher Chen decided to eat Kunsifu!

23. 年龄大了

23. Ageing

24. 成年人的生活

24. The Life of Adults

25. 但凡我有点钱

25. But if I have a bit of money

26. 多半是没必要开的!

26. Most likely, there's no need to open it!

27. 01

The text "27. 01" appears to be a date format commonly used in some countries, such as Germany, where "27" stands for the day and "01" stands for the month. Translated to English, it would be: 27th January