在喧嚣的竞技场上，一场关乎生死较量即将展开。剑光闪烁，暗流涌动，一招制胜，谁能笑到最后？

In the noisy arena, a life-and-death battle is about to unfold. Sword light flickers, undercurrents surge, one strike to decide the winner, who will laugh last?

1. 你这么没素质，学历是胎教吧？

1. You are so unrefined; could your education be prenatal education?

2. 你家住敦煌吗？壁画真多！

2. Do you live in Dunhuang? There are so many murals there!

3. 看看是油溅还是你贱！

3. Look and see if it's oil splashing or you're a贱 person! (Note: "贱" is a colloquial term in Chinese that can be translated as "rude," "vulgar," or "disgusting," depending on the context.)

4. 就有些人吧，唐僧见了都得起杀心！

4. There are some people who, upon seeing Tangseng, would even have the heart to kill!

5. 真羡慕你脸上的皮肤，保养得真厚。

5. I really envy the skin on your face; it's well-maintained and thick.

6. 事后诸葛亮，事前猪一样。

6. Hindsight is 20/20, foresight is as blind as a pig.

7. 把油放锅里，

7. Put the oil in the pot.

8. 你的脑子离家出走了吗？还是被门夹了，怎么尽说些没脑子的话！

8. Has your brain gone walkabout? Or did it get stuck in the door? How come you're saying such brainless things!

9. 别对我大呼小叫，我从小就怕狗。

9. Don't shout at me, I've been afraid of dogs since I was a child.

10. 你快躲起来，收垃圾的来了！

10. Hurry up and hide, the garbage collector is coming!

11. 你是莲藕托生的吗？心眼全让你长了！

11. Are you reborn from lotus root? Your heart and eyes are all from you!