笑到肚子疼，搞笑至极，百分百笑翻天！

Laugh until your stomach hurts, incredibly hilarious, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud!

1. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸05

1. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸05 This text appears to be a title or a label, possibly for a product, a name, or a code. The translation to English would remain the same, as it is a proper noun or a title that does not require translation: 1. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸05

2. ---· The End · ---

2. ---· The End · --- translates to: 2. ---· The End · ---

3. 外面风好大，我好害怕呀，万一别人都刮走了，就我刮不走，那多丢人呐。

3. The wind outside is so strong, I am so scared. What if everyone else gets blown away and I'm the one who can't be blown away, that would be so embarrassing.

4. 想蒙上被子大哭一场，结果刚蒙上就睡着了。

4. Wanted to cover myself with the blanket and cry my heart out, but ended up falling asleep as soon as I covered myself.

5. 上班没有功劳也有苦劳、辛劳、耐劳、疲劳、徒劳、艰劳，就是没有相应的酬劳。

5. Even without meritorious achievements, there is hard work, toil, diligence, fatigue, futile effort, and arduous labor in working, yet there is no corresponding compensation.

6. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸08

6. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸08 This appears to be a title or identifier, possibly for a product, event, or character. The translation from the given text is: 6. Sunshine Girl ➸08 The "➸" symbol is typically used to indicate a continuation or a next step, but without additional context, it's difficult to ascribe a specific meaning to it.

7. 不准卖惨了，看你的体型就知道生活亏待你也亏待不到哪儿去。

7. Stop playing the sympathy card; just by looking at your body shape, it's clear that life hasn't been too harsh on you.

8. 你的性格十分恶劣，但胜在脸实在太好看了，所以缺德的样子反而别有一番风味。

8. Your personality is extremely bad, but your face is just too beautiful, which makes your unscrupulous appearance have a unique charm instead.

9. 没必要嘲笑我的长相，换位思考一下，你长成我这样，你心里也不好受。

9. There's no need to mock my appearance. Put yourself in my shoes for a moment, and you would feel uncomfortable too if you looked like me.

10. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸03

10. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸03 This text appears to be a title or a code for a product or a series, with "SUNSHINE GIRL" being the name and "➸03" possibly indicating the third item or entry in a series. The "➸" symbol is often used to denote a jump or a transition in video games or digital media. The translation to English would remain the same, as it is a proper name and a code that do not require translation.

11. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸02

11. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸02 This appears to be a title or a label, possibly for a product, a character, or a piece of media. The "➸" symbol looks like a stylized arrow or a play button, suggesting that it could be part of a menu or a navigation system. Here's a possible translation: 11. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸02 (11. Sunshine Girl ➸02)

12. 不理我？男人，吸引我的方式有很多种，你选择了最愚蠢的一种。

12. Ignoring me? Man, there are many ways to attract me, and you've chosen the most foolish one.

13. 你知道星星有多重吗？八克，因为星巴克。

13. Do you know how heavy stars are? Eight grams, because of Starbucks.

14. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸09

14. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸09 (Note: This text seems to be a mix of a phrase in English, a symbol (the "➸"), and a number. The "➸" could be a shorthand for a specific meaning or simply a stylized arrow or symbol. Without additional context, it's challenging to provide a definitive translation. However, I've kept the phrase and the symbol intact in the translation.)

15. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸06

15. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸06 This text appears to be a title or identifier followed by a number. Here it is in English as you've written it: 15. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸06

16. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸010

16. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸010 (Note: The text "SUNSHINE GIRL" seems to be a proper noun, possibly a name or a title, and does not require translation. The symbol "➸" and the number "010" are likely to remain unchanged across languages.)

17. 单在颜值这一块，我敢说整个中国，甚至可以说整个南方，我啥也不是。

17. As for just the aspect of appearance, I dare say that in all of China, even in the entire south, I am nothing.

18. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸01

18. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸01 This text appears to be a title or a label, possibly for a product, a name, or a series. The translation is straightforward: 18. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸01 The "➸" symbol is a shorthand for "versus" or "vs." in some contexts, but without additional context, it's unclear what it specifically refers to.

19. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸07

19. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸07 (Note: This seems like a title or identifier for a product, character, or service. "SUNSHINE GIRL" could be the name of a product line or a character's name, and the "➸" symbol might be used for emphasis or to separate different elements within the title.)

20. 我不是胖，我是对生活过敏导致的肿胀。

20. I'm not fat; I'm swollen due to an allergy to life.

21. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸04

21. SUNSHINE GIRL ➸04 This text appears to be a title or identifier for a particular item or series, possibly a product, a character, or a media title. The word "SUNSHINE GIRL" is a phrase, and the number "04" might indicate a sequence or episode number. The symbol "➸" is often used in digital media to denote a transition or a link, but in this context, it doesn't have a specific meaning and may be stylistic or part of a branding scheme. Without additional context, the translation remains the same.