1. 火山爆发一瞬间，你家变成烤鸭店。?>

1. In the blink of an eye, your home becomes a roast duck restaurant due to a volcanic eruption.?>

2. 祝你福如东海，淹死活该。祝你寿比南山，压死活该。

2. May your blessings be as vast as the East China Sea, and those who drown are worthy of it. May your longevity be as long as the Southern Mountains, and those who are crushed to death are also worthy of it.

3. 天苍苍，野茫茫，一枝红杏要出墙。人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸？

3. The sky is vast and the fields are boundless, a red peach branch wants to climb over the wall. Since ancient times, who hasn't had to go to the bathroom? Who defecates without using paper?

4. 头朝地脚朝天，带着微笑上西天。

4. Head down and feet up, with a smile facing the west.

5. 朝辞白帝彩云间，某人坐在小河边。小李飞刀一瞬间，某人变成小太监。

5. Farewell to the White Emperor in the midst of colorful clouds, someone sits by the small riverbank. Xiao Li's flying knife strikes in an instant, and someone becomes a young eunuch.

6. 日照香炉生紫烟，李白来到太平间。

6. The sun shines on the Luminous Pagoda, generating purple smoke; Li Bai arrives at the peace hall.

7. 若是没有卫生纸，擦得满手都是屎。李白来到火山间，放个臭屁震老天。

7. If there's no toilet paper, you'll end up with feces all over your hands. Li Bai came to the volcanoes, letting out a臭屁 that shook the heavens.

8. 春眠不洗脚，处处蚊子咬。夜来香港脚，臭得不得了。

8. During spring, I don't wash my feet, and everywhere there are mosquitoes biting. Last night, I had a case of "Hong Kong feet," and it was臭得不得了 (smelly to an extreme).

9. 床前明月光，小偷爬进窗。打开保险柜，钞票一张张。

9. Bright moonlight in front of the bed, a thief sneaks in through the window. Unlocking the safe, stacks of bills unfold.

10. 锄禾日当午，地雷埋下土。你娃挖地雷，炸成二百五。

10. The hoeing is at noon, the landmines are buried in the soil. If you dig up the landmines, you'll blow up into a "two-five" (a colloquial way to describe someone being foolish or clumsy).

11. 床前明月光，李白爬上窗。遇到x光，头发掉光光。

11. Moonlight shines before the bed, Li Bai climbs the window. When met with X-ray, all hair falls off.