1. 光说不干，事事落空；又说又干，马到成功。

1. All talk and no action leads to failure in all endeavors; talking and acting together ensures success.

2. 结婚证和生产许可证的唯一区别是，它不挂在墙上。

2. The only difference between a marriage certificate and a production license is that it's not hung on the wall.

3. 瀑布跨过险峻陡壁时，才显得格外雄伟壮观。

3. The waterfall appears particularly magnificent and grand when it cascades over steep and rugged cliffs.

4. 爱我的请举左手，爱别人的请举中指。

4. Those who love me, please raise your left hand; those who love someone else, please raise your middle finger.

5. 不管多么险峻的高山，总是为不畏艰难的人留下一条攀登的路。

5. No matter how steep the mountain, there is always a path for those who dare not fear difficulties.

6. 哥们看上一个39岁的少女，目前求婚中。

6. The guys have set their eyes on a 39-year-old girl and are currently proposing marriage.

7. 你刷牙我不管你，但是你告诉我，我的洗面奶哪里去了！

7. I don't care about your toothbrushing, but tell me, where did my facial cleanser go?

8. 向日葵永远会向着阳光笑，因为它把悲伤隐藏在背影里。

8. The sunflower will always smile towards the sunshine, as it hides its sadness in its back.

9. 忘记你曾经的那份承诺，一个人坚强的走完余生。

9. Forget the promises you once made and walk through the rest of your life alone with strength.

10. 凡事不要说我不会或不可能，因为你根本还没有去做！

10. Do not say "I can't" or "it's impossible" for anything, because you haven't even tried it yet!

11. 天才，就其本质而说，只不过是一种对事业对工作过盛的热爱而已。?>

11. A genius, in essence, is nothing but an excessive love for one's career and work.

12. 有钱的都是大爷！但是欠钱不还的更是！

12. Rich people are all big shots! But those who owe money and don't pay it back are even more so!

13. 成功是什么？就是走过了所有通向失败的路，只剩下一条路，那就是成功的路。

13. What is success? It is walking through all the paths that lead to failure, and finding that there is only one remaining path, which is the path to success.

14. 瀑布对悬崖无可畏惧，所以唱出气势磅礴的生命之歌。

14. The waterfall dares not fear the cliff, hence it sings a powerful song of life.

15. 沙漠里的脚印很快就消逝了。一支支奋进歌却在跋涉者的心中长久激荡。

15. The footprints in the desert fade quickly. But the songs of progress resonate deeply in the hearts of the travelers.

16. 向你的美好的希冀和追求撒开网吧，九百九十九次落空了，还有一千次呢。

16. Cast your net wide to your beautiful hopes and pursuits, and even after nine hundred and ninety-nine times of failure, there are still a thousand more opportunities.

17. 记得你是女子，然后，像男人一样去奋斗。

17. Remember that you are a woman, and then strive like a man.

18. 随随便便浪费的时间，再也不能赢回来。

18. Time wasted carelessly can never be regained.

19. 再多一点努力，就多一点成功。

19. The more effort you put in, the more success you will achieve.

20. 一生中至少要有两次冲动，一次为奋不顾身的爱情，一次为说走就走的旅行。

20. One should have at least two impulses in life: one for a love that defies all reason, and one for a journey that you can embark on at a moment's notice.

21. 想一千次，不如去做一次。华丽的跌倒，胜过无谓的徘徊。

21. It's better to take one action than to think a thousand times. A glamorous fall is better than aimless wandering.

22. 你从来不知道，你离开之后我练成了铜头铁臂。

22. You never knew that, after you left, I've honed my skills to have an iron head and steel arms.

23. 广告可以看，但是广告的东西绝对不可以买。

23. Advertisements can be viewed, but the items advertised should absolutely not be purchased.

24. 如果你想攀登**，切莫把彩虹当作梯子。

24. If you want to climb up, do not take the rainbow as a ladder.

25. 正因为有了压力，喷泉才比普通的水流更美丽。

25. It is precisely because of the pressure that the fountain is more beautiful than a regular water flow.

26. 海浪为劈风斩浪的航船饯行，为随波逐流的轻舟送葬。

帆船破浪前行，海浪为它们举行告别；轻舟随波逐流，海浪为它们送行。

27. 我会用我的行动，来证明我三年后的结果。

27. I will prove the results of my three years from now through my actions.

28. 如果你想得到，你就会得到，你所需要付出的只是行动。

28. If you want it, you will get it; all you need to do is take action.

29. 现在站在什么地方不重要，重要的是你往什么方向移动。

29. It doesn't matter where you are standing now, what matters is the direction you are moving in.

30. 世间成事，不求其绝对圆满，留一份不足，可得无限美好。

30. In the world's endeavors, it is not necessary to seek absolute perfection. Leaving a bit of imperfection can lead to infinite beauty.

31. 一个不注意小事情的人，永远不会成功大事业。

31. A person who does not pay attention to small matters will never succeed in great undertakings.

32. 成功不是将来才有的，而是从决定去做的那一刻起，持续累积而成。

32. Success is not something that comes in the future; rather, it is continuously accumulated from the moment one decides to act.

33. 女生都想做一菲，男生都喜欢诺澜。我们学会了坚强，却比不上那脆弱的一跌。

33. Girls all want to be like Fei, and boys all like Noluan. We have learned to be strong, yet we can't match the fragile fall.

34. 好狗不挡路，挡路的都是路障！

34. Good dogs don't block the road; those that do are roadblocks!

35. 向前吧，荡起生命之舟，不必依恋和信泊，破浪的船自会一路开放常新的花朵。

35. Forward, set sail the boat of life, without clinging or anchoring, the ship that breaks through waves will always open fresh flowers along the way.

36. 让生活的句号圈住的人，是无法前时半步的。

36. Those who are confined by the period at the end of life cannot take a single step forward.

37. 出来混，老婆迟早是要换的！

37. In the world we live in, it's only a matter of time before a wife has to be replaced!

38. 学到很多东西的诀窍，就是一下子不要学很多。

38. The trick to learning a lot of things is not to learn too many at once.

39. 勤奋，是步入成功之门的通行证。

39. Diligence is the passkey to the door of success.

40. 心小了，所以小事就变大了；心变大了，所有的大事都变小了。

40. The heart is small, so trivial matters become magnified; the heart becomes large, and all great matters shrink in size.

41. 生命力的意义在于拚搏，因为世界本身就是一个竞技场。

41. The meaning of vitality lies in struggle, because the world itself is a battlefield.

42. 红烧猪手这道菜味道很好。如果你不这样认为，那只能说明你是猪。

42. Braised pork hands are a delicious dish. If you don't think so, that can only mean you are a pig.

43. 哪里有天才，我是把别人喝咖啡的功夫，都用在工作上的。

43. Where there is genius, I spend all the time that others would spend drinking coffee on working.

44. 不是每一次努力都有收获，但是，每一次收获都必须努力。

44. Not every effort results in a harvest, but every harvest requires effort.

45. 通过云端的道路，只亲吻攀登者的足迹。

45. The path through the clouds kisses only the footsteps of climbers.

46. 每一种挫折或不利的突变，是带着同样或较大的有利的种子。

46. Every setback or adverse mutation carries with it the seed of equal or greater benefit.

47. 你一定要坚强，即使受过伤，流过泪，也要咬牙走下去。

47. You must be strong, even after you have been hurt and cried, you must bite the bullet and keep going.

48. 靠山山会倒，靠水水会流，靠自己永远不倒。

48. Relying on a mountain, the mountain may collapse; relying on water, the water may flow; but relying on oneself, one will never fall.

49. 不论你是什么样的人，都有你能走的路。

49. No matter who you are, there is a path you can take.

50. 只会在水泥地上走路的人，永远不会留下深深的脚印。

50. A person who only walks on concrete will never leave deep footprints.

51. 鄙视我的人这么多，你算老几？

51. There are so many people who look down on me, what do you count as?

52. 我哥们有5个女友，都是被别人抛弃的，包括他自己。

52. My guy has 5 girlfriends, all of whom were left by others, including himself.

53. 努力过的梦想，都是妄想。

53. Dreams that one has strived for are all pipe dreams.

54. 梦想是什么？梦想就是一种你坚持它就能感到幸福的东西。

54. What is a dream? A dream is something that, if you persist in it, you can feel happy about.

55. 海浪的品格，就是无数次被礁石击碎又无数闪地扑向礁石。

55. The character of the sea waves is that they are repeatedly shattered against the reefs and yet infinitely surge towards the reefs again and again.

56. 我骑自行车曾经撞过大楼！大楼被我撞掉块皮，我被大楼撞掉两个大门牙！

56. I once had a bike accident into a building! The building got scratched, and I lost two front teeth from the impact!

57. 嫦娥裸奔追我三公里，我回头看一眼就算我流氓。

57. Chang'e ran naked after me for three kilometers, and just by looking back at her once, I'm considered a hooligan.

58. 在我心底深处，有你意想不到的痛，到底还能撑多久？依旧保持我最坚强的微笑。

58. Deep in my heart, there's a pain you couldn't have imagined, how long can I endure it? I still maintain my strongest smile.

59. 脚步怎样才能不断前时？把脚印留在身后。

59. How can one keep moving forward? By leaving footprints behind.

60. 不要高估两年内的自己，不要低估十年后的今天。

60. Do not overestimate yourself in the next two years, and do not underestimate today in ten years.

61. 不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友！

61. It's not the tiger-like enemies that one fears, but the pig-like teammates!

62. 只要能收获甜蜜，荆棘丛中也会有蜜蜂忙碌的身影。

62. As long as there is sweetness to be reaped, there will be the busy figure of the bee among the thorny brambles.

63. 机会只对进取有为的人开放，庸人永远无法光顾。

63. Opportunities are open only to those who are proactive and ambitious; idlers will never visit them.

64. 世上最累人的事，莫过于虚伪的过日子。

64. The most exhausting thing in the world is to live a life of hypocrisy.

65. 不论成功还是失败，都是系于自己。

65. Whether it's success or failure, it all depends on oneself.

66. 记住：你是你生命的船长，走自己的路，何必在乎其它。

66. Remember: You are the captain of your own life, why worry about others?

67. 你要做多大的事情，就该承受多大的压力。

67. The larger the task you undertake, the greater the pressure you should expect to bear.

68. 我本人是一个很节约的人，我拉屎从来不用纸，吃饭从来不用筷子，而且没有洗过手！

68. I am a very thrifty person myself. I never use toilet paper, never use chopsticks to eat, and I have never washed my hands!

69. 经过大海的一番磨砺，卵石才变得更加美丽光滑。

69. After being polished by the sea, pebbles become more beautiful and smooth.

70. 开车无难事，只怕有新人！

70. There's no difficulty in driving; it's just that there are too many newbies!

71. 人都应该有梦，有梦就别怕痛。

71. Everyone should have dreams, and if you have dreams, don't be afraid of pain.

72. 生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。

72. Life is like a box of chocolates, the outcome is often unexpected.

73. 教育是人才的娘家，社会是人才的婆家。

73. Education is the motherland of talents, and society is the in-law family of talents.

74. 我是一个享受已婚待遇的未婚青年。

74. I am an unmarried youth who enjoys the benefits of a married one.

75. 命好不如习惯好。养成好习惯，一辈子受用不尽。

75. It's better to have good habits than a good destiny. Cultivating good habits brings endless benefits throughout one's life.

76. 什么是坚持？就是一天，又一天，你告诉自己，再坚持一天！

76. What is persistence? It is telling yourself, day after day, just one more day of persistence!