1. 男人被甩，金钱问题；女人被甩，相貌问题；我被甩，你***脑袋有问题。

1. Men get dumped over money issues; women get dumped over their looks; I get dumped, you *** have a problem with your brain.

2. 旅行就是从自己呆腻的地方到别人呆腻的地方去。

2. Travel is about going from a place you're tired of to a place others are tired of.

3. 我都不好意思抓你了，你怎么还好意思偷呢？

3. I'm ashamed to even touch you, how can you still have the nerve to steal?

4. 还是古代好混，割掉了就能当公务员。

4. It was better in ancient times; once you got rid of it, you could become a civil servant.

5. 隆重地种下西瓜，郁闷地收获芝麻。

5. Grandly plant watermelons, then gloomily harvest sesame seeds.

6. 所谓美女，大都是化妆品的奴隶。

6. So-called beauties are mostly slaves to cosmetics.

7. 人的美德的荣誉比他的财富的荣誉不知大多少倍。——达·芬奇

7. The honor of human virtues is countless times greater than the honor of wealth. — Leonardo da Vinci

8. 我命由我不由天、天欲灭我我灭天。

8. I am the master of my fate, not by the will of heaven. If heaven seeks to destroy me, I shall destroy heaven.

9. 想到自己的苦难别人也曾熬过，虽不能治愈痛楚，却使它稍稍缓和。——莎士比亚

9. To think that others have endured their own suffering, though it does not heal the pain, does make it a little more bearable. - Shakespeare

10. 五毛和五毛是最幸福的因为他们凑成了一块。

10. The five jiao coins are the happiest because they come together as a pair.

11. 我没认识你之前，我真没发现原来我有以貌取人这毛病。

11. Before I met you, I truly hadn't realized that I had a tendency to judge people by their appearance.

12. 网络世界不是随心所欲，它和现实世界一样需要遵循共同的规则。

12. The online world is not a free-for-all; it, like the real world, needs to follow common rules.

13. 你以为最酸的感觉是吃醋吗？不是，最酸的感觉是没权吃醋。

13. Do you think the most sour feeling is being jealous? No, the most sour feeling is not having the right to be jealous.

14. 做与不做的最大区别是：后者拥有对前者的评论权。

14. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

15. 只有比别人更早、更勤奋地努力，才能尝到成功的滋味。

15. Only by working harder and earlier than others can one taste the sweet of success.

16. 复杂的劳动包含着需要耗费或多或少的辛劳、时间和金钱去获得的技巧和知识的运用。——恩格斯

16. Complex labor involves the application of skills and knowledge that require varying degrees of labor, time, and money to acquire. - Engels

17. 不能因为咱俩有过节，你就把我当节过。

17. Don't treat me as if I were a festival just because we've had a falling out.

18. 天若有情天亦老，人若有情死得早！

18. If the sky has feelings, it too will grow old; if people have feelings, they will die too early!

19. 成熟不是心变老，而是眼泪在眼里打转却还能保持微笑。

19. Maturity is not the heart growing old, but the ability to keep a smile while tears well up in the eyes.

20. 当我们搬开别人架下的绊脚石时，也许恰恰是在为自己铺路。

20. When we remove the stumbling blocks that others have set, we may just be paving our own way.

21. 说好一起到白头，你却偷偷焗了油。

21. We said we'd grow old together, but you secretly got a hair perm.

22. 再烦，就把你绑到草船上借箭去。

22. If you cause any more trouble, I'll tie you to a grass raft to borrow arrows.

23. 人才和天才只差一个二。故，人才很精，而天才总是有点二。

23. There is only a difference of one character between talents and geniuses. Therefore, talents are very refined, while geniuses often have a bit of a quirks.

24. ldquo;坏男人一定要有好容貌，否则，他不配做坏男人，不配做女人心中的坏男人。?>

24. "A bad man must have a handsome appearance; otherwise, he does not deserve to be a bad man, nor does he deserve to be the bad man in a woman's heart."

25. 网络在改变我们工作方式的同时，也改变了我们的生活。

25. The internet has changed not only the way we work but also our lives.

26. 在事实面前，我们的想象力越发达，后果就越不堪设想。

26. The more developed our imagination is in the face of facts, the more unimaginable the consequences become.

27. 每个人出生的时候都是原创，可悲的是很多人渐渐都成了盗版

27. Everyone is original when they are born, but unfortunately, many people gradually become pirated copies.

28. 宁肯自豪的发霉，不去卑微的恋爱！

28. Rather rot with pride than engage in base love!

29. 理想如星辰，我们要像航海者一样，借星光的位置而航行。——英国

29. Ideals are like stars; we should navigate like sailors, by the position of the stars. - United Kingdom

30. 一个妻子没有办法把丈夫拴在身边，那是做女人的失败。——琼瑶

30. A wife has no way to tie her husband to her side; that is a failure as a woman. — Qiong Yao

31. 对于聪明人来说，劝告是多余的；对于愚昧人来说，劝告是不够的。——莫里哀

31. Advice is superfluous for the wise; it is insufficient for the foolish. — Molière

32. 如果，不幸福，如果，不快乐，那就放手吧；如果，舍不得放不下，那就痛苦吧。

32. If you are not happy, if you are not joyful, then let go; if you can't bear to let go, then endure the pain.

33. 假如这个世界非常舒服，天国便不会被认为是最高的理想。——英国谚语

33. If this world were very comfortable, heaven would not be considered the highest ideal. - British Proverb

34. 所有坚韧不拔的努力迟早会取得报酬的。——安格尔

34. All steadfast efforts will eventually be rewarded. — Angel

35. 不要把我对你的容忍当成你不要脸的资本！

35. Do not take my tolerance for you as your capital for shamelessness!

36. 思想有多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。

36. As far as your thoughts can reach, as fast as the speed of light, that's how far and fast you should roll away.

37. 时间是世界上一切成就的土壤。时间给空想者痛苦，给创造者幸福。——麦金西

37. Time is the soil of all achievements in the world. Time brings suffering to dreamers and happiness to creators. — McKinsey

38. 有很多人是用青春的幸福作成功代价的。──莫扎特

38. Many people pay the price of success with the happiness of their youth. ── Mozart

39. 现在的我，你不好好珍惜，以后的我，你高攀不起。

39. Now that I am here, you do not cherish me well, and in the future, you will not be able to keep up with me.

40. 宁可牺牲中国最后一个处男，决不留下日本任何一个处nv！

40. It is better to sacrifice China's last virginal male than to leave any Japanese virgin behind!

41. 眼泪是你邮寄给我的礼物，地址是不怎么幸福。

41. The tears you sent to me are a gift, addressed to an address not very happy.

42. 这辈子，你是来放债的还是来还债的？

42. In this lifetime, are you here to lend money or to pay off debts?

43. 网络使人与人之间的联系更加紧密。

43. The internet makes connections between people more intimate.

44. 地球是运动的，一个人不会永远处在倒霉的位置。

44. The Earth is in motion, and a person will not always be in a bad position.

45. 真理只可能对于目光短浅的个别的人才显得狰狞可怖的，本身却是永恒的美和永恒的幸福。——别林斯基

45. Truth may only seem formidable and terrifying to the shortsighted few, but it is itself the eternal beauty and the eternal happiness. - Belinsky

46. 许多思想是从一定的文化修养上产生出来的，就如同幼芽是长在绿枝上一样。——歌德

46. Many ideas arise from a certain level of cultural cultivation, just as sprouts grow on green branches. — Goethe

47. 人生就像一杯茶，不会苦一辈子，但总会苦一阵子。

47. Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

48. 确定个人志向，选好专业，这是幸福的源泉。——苏霍姆林斯基

48. Determining personal aspirations and choosing the right major is the source of happiness. — Sukhomlinsky

49. 相爱没有那么容易，每个人有他的脾气，过了爱做梦的年纪，轰轰烈烈不如平静。

49. It's not easy to be in love, everyone has their own temperament. Having passed the age of dreaming, a dramatic life is not as good as a peaceful one.

50. 旋转木马是最残忍的游戏，彼此追逐却有永恒的距离！

50. The carousel is the most cruel game, chasing each other yet always at an eternal distance!

51. 北科大骗了我大学四年，所以我打算用北科大教我的知识骗社会一辈子！

51. North University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years in college, so I plan to cheat society for a lifetime with the knowledge I learned from North University of Science and Technology!

52. 我们有力的道德就是通过奋斗取得物质上的成功；这种道德既适用于国家，也适用于个人。——罗素

52. Our powerful morality is to achieve material success through struggle; this morality applies to both the state and the individual. — Russell

53. 问春从此去，几日到秦原。凭寄还乡梦，殷勤入故园。——柳宗元

53. Asking Spring where it goes, how many days will it reach the Qin Plain? Trusting in the dreams sent back home, they eagerly enter the old garden. — Liu Zongyuan

54. 成熟不是心变老，而是眼泪在眼里打转却还保持微笑。

54. Maturity is not about the heart growing old, but about keeping a smile while tears are swirling in the eyes.

55. 每个人都有不得不吃屎的时候，只是不要细嚼。

55. Everyone has times when they have to eat shit, just don't chew it too finely.

56. 试金可以用火，试女人可以用金，试男人可以用女人。

56. Gold can be tested by fire, a woman can be tested by gold, and a man can be tested by a woman.

57. 对心灵来说，没有微不足道的小事。心灵能将一切放大。——巴尔扎克

57. To the soul, there are no trivial matters. The soul can amplify everything. — Balzac

58. 钱乃一味良药，有明目张胆之功效。

58. Money is a kind of good medicine, with the effect of making one bold and daring.

59. 无论是朋友事是生人遭到了危险，我们都要大胆地承担下来，尽力帮助人家，根本不考虑自己要付出多大的代价。——马克·吐温

59. Whether it's a friend or a stranger in danger, we must boldly take it on, do our utmost to help others, without giving a thought to the great price we may have to pay. — Mark Twain

60. 直言不讳是我一贯的性格，敢作敢为更是我一向的作风！

60. Speaking my mind is my consistent character, and being bold and decisive is my usual style!

61. 我的座右铭是：第一是诚实，第二是勤勉，第三是专工作。——戴尔·卡耐基

61. My motto is: first, honesty; second, diligence; third, dedication to work. – Dale Carnegie

62. 人生就像迷宫，我们用上半生找寻入口，用下半生找寻出口。

62. Life is like a maze, in the first half we search for the entrance, and in the second half we search for the exit.

63. 有事直接奔主题，不要拿你的无知，挑战我的黑名单。

63. Get straight to the point when there's business to be done; don't use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

64. 爱情就像攥在手里的沙子，攥的越紧，流失的越快。

64. Love is like the sand in one's hand; the tighter one grasps it, the faster it slips away.

65. 世界上只有想不通的人，没有走不通的路。

65. There are no impassable roads in the world, only people who cannot think through them.

66. 男人是用来靠的，所以要坚固；女人是用来爱的，所以要可恶。

66. Men are meant to be leaned on, hence they should be sturdy; women are meant to be loved, hence they should be adorable.

67. 不要见一个爱一个，爱的太多，你的爱就要贬值。

67. Don't fall in love with everyone you meet; loving too much will devalue your love.

68. 我要是做了人事部经理，第一件事就是提拔自己做老总。

68. If I were to become the HR department manager, the first thing I would do is promote myself to the position of the general manager.

69. 都说沉默是金。是不是沉默久了就会有很多金子啊？

69. As they say, silence is golden. Does that mean the longer you're silent, the more gold you'll have?

70. 意志若是屈从，不论程度如何，它都帮助了暴力。——但丁

70. If the will submits, no matter to what degree, it aids violence. — Dante

71. 不在课堂上沉睡，就在酒桌上埋醉。

71. Either sleeping in class or getting drunk at the dinner table.

72. 自己活着，就是为了使别人过得更美好。——佚名

72. To live is to make others' lives better. — Anonymous

73. 一笑露出满嘴的虎牙，一抬头露出满脸的美人痣。

73. A smile reveals a mouth full of tiger teeth, and a nod reveals a face adorned with a beauty mole.