1. 刷牙是件悲喜交加的事。一手拿杯具、一手拿洗具。

1. Brushing teeth is a mixed-blessings kind of thing. One hand holds a cup, and the other holds a cleaning utensil.

2. 盛年不再来，一日难再晨。及时当勉励，岁月不待人。

2. Youthful years never return, a single morning is hard to relive. One should strive while the time is right, for the years do not wait for anyone.

3. 每当无聊时候，只希望一个人的生活也可以狠洒脱。

3. Whenever I feel bored, I only wish my life could be as free and unrestrained as that of a single person.

4. 只有把抱怨环境的心情，化为上进的力量，才是成功的保证。

4. Only by turning the mood of complaining about the environment into the power for advancement can success be guaranteed.

5. 即使爬到最高的山上，一次也只能脚踏实地地迈一步。

5. Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step with both feet firmly on the ground at a time.

6. 一个有信念者所开发出的力量，大于99个只有兴趣者。

6. The power developed by a believer is greater than that of 99 individuals who only have an interest.

7. 你现在在这先机动着，但是等他回来我都激动完了。

7. You are on the move here right now, but by the time he comes back, I'm all excited.

8. 你淡定是因为你不怕死，我淡定是因为我不怕你死。

8. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of you dying.

9. 伟人之所以伟大，是因为他与别人共处逆境时，别人失去了信心，他却下决心实现自己的目标。

9. The greatness of great men lies in the fact that when they are with others in adverse conditions, while others lose confidence, they are determined to achieve their own goals.

10. 你和一个人的客气程度与你和这个人的关系成反比。

10. The degree of politeness you show to someone is inversely proportional to the relationship you have with that person.

11. 人生没有绝对的成功与失败，只有过程的精彩与坎坷。

11. There is no absolute success or failure in life; there is only the excitement and difficulties of the process.

12. 笑一笑，十年少，那笑两笑，就岂不是直接没命啦。

12. A smile ages you by ten years, so wouldn't that mean two smiles would be the end of you?

13. 为什么崔永元说的话倍受追捧？因为抑郁道破天机。

13. Why are Cui Yongyuan's words so popular? Because they reveal the mysteries of depression.

14. 刷牙是件悲喜交加的事，一手拿杯具，一手拿洗具。

14. Brushing teeth is a mixed-blessings experience, one hand holding a cup, the other holding cleaning utensils.

15. 我减肥的时候你一定要来，因为看见你就没有食欲。

15. You must come when I am on a diet, because seeing you makes me lose my appetite.

16. 人生的成功不过是在紧要处多一份坚持，人生的失败往往是在关键时刻少了坚持。

16. Success in life is merely a matter of having a bit more perseverance in critical moments, while failure in life often stems from a lack of perseverance at crucial junctures.

17. 在厕所的时间长短不能代表这人是办大事还是小事。

17. The duration of time spent in the restroom does not represent whether a person is dealing with big matters or small matters.

18. 能用钱解决的问题都不是问题，可问题是我是穷人。

18. Problems that can be solved with money are not real problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

19. 对于那些错过我的人，只能送他们三个字：瞎了眼。

19. For those who missed me, I can only send them three words: Blind as a bat.

20. 原来你给我的全是感觉，而那感觉中却包含着风流。

20. It turns out that all you gave me were feelings, and those feelings contained a touch of elegance and charm.

21. 每当老师提问，我都会低头装捡东西，坚持了多年。

21. Whenever the teacher asked a question, I would bow my head and pretend to be picking up something, which I've been doing for years.

22. 我以为我很颓废，今天我才知道，我早已经报废了。

22. I thought I was decadent, but today I realized that I have long been scrapped.

23. 真的、假的，都不重要了。因为，你已经不重要了。

23. Whether it's real or fake, it no longer matters. Because, you are no longer important.

24. 你面广，你看能不能打听一下外交部缺不缺发言人？

24. You have a wide network, can you find out if the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is in need of a spokesperson?

25. ldquo;亲爱的，我能为你遮风死开，别挡我电风扇。

25. "Dear, can I shelter you from the wind and rain? Don't block my electric fan."

26. 出门带个面具别让城管和市容看到。他们多辛劳啊。

26. Take a mask with you when you go out so that the urban management and city appearance control officers don't see you. They work so hard.

27. 你以为你是谁？你就是泼出去的水、我连盆都不要。

27. Who do you think you are? You're like water that's been spilled, I don't even want the pot.

28. 即使是不成熟的尝试，也胜于胎死腹中的策略。

28. Even an immature attempt is better than a strategy that dies in the womb.

29. 我知道强扭的瓜不甜，但是本人就是不喜欢吃甜瓜。

29. I know that a melon twisted too much is not sweet, but I simply don't like to eat melons.

30. 浪花愈大，凝立的磐石在沉默的持守里，快乐也愈大。

30. The greater the waves, the greater the joy in the steadfast silence of the solid rock.

31. 积极思考造成积极人生，消极思考造成消极人生。

31. Positive thinking leads to a positive life, while negative thinking leads to a negative life.

32. 人如果没有梦想，那和没有梦想的人有什么区别呢？

32. If a person has no dreams, what's the difference between them and those who have no dreams?

33. 青春就像卫生纸，看着挺多的，用着用着就不够了。

33. Youth is like toilet paper; it seems abundant at first glance, but soon it's not enough when you start using it.

34. 天气告诉我是否可以出门、人心告诉我要懂得防备。

34. The weather tells me whether I can go out, and the hearts of people remind me to be vigilant.