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87句经典搞笑励志名言,诗词中的正能量!

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1. 没有人富有得能够不好别人的帮忙,也没有人穷得不能在某方面给他人帮忙。

1. No one is rich enough to not need help from others, and no one is poor enough to not be able to help others in some aspect.

2. 我不是随便的人!但随便起来就不是人!

2. I am not a casual person! But when I am casual, I am not human!

3. 成功呈概率分布,关键是你能不能坚持到成功开始呈现的那一刻。

3. Success is distributed probabilistically; the key is whether you can persevere until the moment when success begins to manifest.

4. 销售世界上第一号的产品——不是汽车,而是自我。在你成功地把自我推销给别人之前,你务必百分之百的把自我推销给自我。

4. Sell the number one product in the world - not cars, but yourself. Before you successfully sell yourself to others, you must sell yourself to yourself 100%.

5. 最惨的工作是什么?就是干他不喜欢的事。比最惨更惨的是什么?还要干一辈子!

5. What is the worst job? It's doing something he doesn't like. What's even worse? Doing it for a lifetime!

6. 心若没有栖息的地方,到哪里都是在流浪。

6. If the heart does not have a place to rest, anywhere is like wandering.

7. 男人是家人的依靠,是男人就要尽义务为她们拼搏。

7. Men are the pillar of the family, and as men, it is their duty to fight and strive for them.

8. 出问题先从自己身上找原因,别一便秘就怪地球没引力。

8. When something goes wrong, first look for the reasons within yourself. Don't blame the Earth for not having gravity just because you're constipated.

9. 骗你一次的人绝不会放弃第二次骗你的机会,对骗子不要抱任何幻想靠贬低别人提高自己的身份,其结果就暴露自己的无知与贫乏。这就需要良好的素质和渊博的知识,让骗子不敢靠近你!

9. The person who tricks you once will never give up the opportunity to deceive you a second time. Don't harbor any illusions about deceivers; don't raise your own status by belittling others, as this will only expose your ignorance and inadequacy. This requires good character and extensive knowledge, making the deceiver dare not approach you!

10. 人生舞台的大幕随时都可能拉开,关键是你愿意表演,还是选取躲避。

10. The curtain of the stage of life may open at any moment; the key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to avoid it.

11. 一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母。

11. One mountain cannot contain two tigers unless there is one male and one female.

12. 天生我材必有用、材必有用我升天!

12. If heaven gives me talent, it must be used for good, and the talent must elevate me to the heavens!

13. 走别人的路,让别人无路可走!我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇,前途一片光明,而我却找不到出路。

13. To take the path of others, leaving them with no path to walk! I am like a fly stuck on a glass, with a bright future ahead, yet I can't find a way out.

14. 思诚为修身之本,而明善又为思诚之本。——朱熹

14. Sincerity is the foundation of self-cultivation, and understanding goodness is the foundation of sincerity. — Zhu Xi

15. 人之所以活得累,是因为放不下架子,撕不开面子,解不开情节。

15. The reason why people live in a state of exhaustion is because they cannot put down their pride, cannot tear off their face, and cannot untangle the plot.

16. 喝碧生源减肥茶,嗖的一下胸没了。

16. Drinking the Bishengyuan weight loss tea, and voilà, the chest is gone in a flash.

17. 无论才能知识多么卓著,如果缺乏热情,则无异纸上画饼充饥,无补于事。

17. No matter how outstanding one's talents and knowledge may be, if lacking enthusiasm, it is no different from drawing a mirage to quench one's thirst, which does not help at all.

18. 积极思考造成积极人生,消极思考造成消极人生。

18. Positive thinking leads to a positive life, while negative thinking leads to a negative life.

19. 大声呐喊:我的病终于有救了啊!

19. Shout aloud: My illness has finally been cured!

20. 生活不要太劳累,弄得自己很疲惫,快乐幸福多体会,烦恼忧愁不用追,吃点好的别嫌贵,联系朋友别欠费,天空辽阔任你飞,再多困难别后退!

20. Don't overwork yourself to the point of exhaustion. Experience joy and happiness instead. Don't chase after worries and sorrow. Enjoy good food without worrying about the price. Keep in touch with friends without running up a big phone bill. The sky is vast, let it carry you wherever you wish to go. No matter how many difficulties you face, don't retreat!

21. 就算地球不转了,我们还是要围着以胡主席为中心的***继续转。

21. Even if the Earth stops spinning, we will still continue to revolve around the *** centered on President Hu Jintao.

22. 若不给自己设限,则人生中就没有限制你发挥的藩篱。

22. If one does not set limits for oneself, then there will be no barriers in life that restrict one's abilities.

23. 真胖子是不减肥的。

23. True fatties don't diet.

24. 我相信所有坚韧不拔的努力,迟早会得好报酬。

24. I believe that all steadfast efforts will eventually be rewarded.

25. 我又不是人民币,怎么能让人人都喜欢我?

25. I'm not the Renminbi (RMB), how can I be liked by everyone?

26. 当你感到悲哀痛苦时,最好是去学些什么东西。领悟会使你永远立于不败之地。

26. When you feel sad and distressed, it's best to learn something new. Insight will keep you forever不败.

27. 伟大的作品不是靠力量,而是靠坚持来完成的。——约翰逊

27. Great works are not accomplished by power, but by perseverance. - Johnson

28. 我一想问题,就左边脑袋是面粉,右边脑袋是水。

28. As soon as I think about a problem, my left brain is full of flour, and my right brain is full of water.

29. 即使爬到最高的山上,一次也只能脚踏实地地迈一步。

29. Even if one climbs to the highest mountain, one can only take a step firmly on the ground at a time.

30. 就算我是一只癞蛤蟆,我也坚决不娶母癞蛤蟆。

30. Even if I were a toad, I would resolutely not marry a female toad.

31. 强烈的信仰会赢取坚强的人,然后又使他们更坚强。

31. Strong faith wins over the strong, and then makes them even stronger.

32. 要学会大事化小小事化了。把复杂的事情尽量简单处理,千万不要把简单的事复杂化。掌握办事效率是一门学问,控制好节奏很重要。

32. One must learn to turn the big into the small and the small into the negligible. Try to handle complex matters in the simplest way possible and never complicate what is simple. Mastering the efficiency of work is an art, and controlling the rhythm is very important.

33. 要有把路走绝的精神,激流勇退是一种境界,把路走绝是一种精神。坚持到底,不会错的;坚持到底,就是成功!

33. One must have the spirit of going to the end of the road. Withdrawing from a fierce current is a level of accomplishment, while going to the end of the road is a kind of spirit. Persistence to the end is never wrong; persistence to the end is success!

34. 如果你看到面前的阴影,别怕,那是因为你的背后有阳光。

34. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, because there is sunlight behind you.

35. 人生有两大悲剧:一个是得不到想要的东西,另一个是得到了不想要的东西。

35. There are two great tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting what one doesn't want.

36. 最有效的资本是咱们的信誉,它小时不停为咱们工作。

36. The most effective capital is our reputation, which works for us non-stop.

37. 行动是治愈恐惧的良药,而犹豫、拖延将不断滋养恐惧。?>

37. Action is the best medicine to cure fear, while hesitation and procrastination will continuously nourish fear.

38. 爱国爱家爱师妹,防贼防盗防师兄。

38. Love your country, love your home, love your junior sister; guard against thieves, guard against theft, and guard against your senior brother.

39. 雷锋做了好事不留名,但是每一件事情都记到日记里面。

39. Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving his name, but he recorded every single thing in his diary.

40. 幸福的末班车不是没赶上,而是挤不上去。

40. The last bus to happiness is not missed, but it's impossible to get on it.

41. 人生最好不要错过两样东西:最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。

41. The two things you should never miss in life are the last bus home and a person who deeply loves you.

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42. Hello everyone, I have compiled some motivational sentences for you, ultra-classic motivational sentences. I hope everyone will share them more and be willing to take a risk! The entire journey of life is an adventure, and those who go the furthest are often those who are willing to take action and be adventurous.

43. 山不辞土,故能成其高;海不辞水,故能成其深!

43. The mountain does not reject the soil, therefore it can achieve its height; the sea does not reject the water, therefore it can achieve its depth!

44. 谁,执我之手,敛我半世癫狂;谁,吻我之眸,遮我半世流离。

44. Who, holding my hand, tamed my half-century of madness; who, kissing my eyes, veiled my half-century of wandering.

45. 理想很丰满,现实很骨感。

45. Idealism is rich in imagination, while reality is stark and unyielding.

46. 不经历风雨,长不成大树,不受百炼,难以成钢。

46. Without experiencing storms and rains, a tree cannot grow tall; without undergoing numerous trials, one cannot become as tough as steel.

47. 很多人说婚姻是爱情的坟墓,但是能够入土为安的爱情总比暴尸街头要好。

47. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be laid to rest is always better than love that is left exposed on the streets.

48. 忍无可忍,就重新再忍。

48. When one can no longer bear it, they must endure once more.

49. 人的一生就像在拉屎,有时侯你已经很努力了,可出来的只是一个屁。

49. A person's life is like defecating; sometimes, even though you've put in a lot of effort, all that comes out is just a fart.

50. 没有一种不透过蔑视忍受和奋斗就能够征服的命运。

50. There is no destiny that can be conquered without enduring through disdain, struggle, and perseverance.

51. 走自己的路,让别人打车去吧。

51. Go your own way, let others take a taxi.

52. 当一个人先从自我的内心开始奋斗,他就是个有价值的人。

52. When a person starts his struggle from within his own heart, he is a person of value.

53. 让未来到来,让过去过去。

53. Let the future come, let the past go.

54. “不耻最后。”即使慢,驰而不息,纵令落后,纵令失败,但一定可以达到他所向往的目标。——鲁迅

54. "It is not a shame to come last." Even if slow, as long as one perseveres, even if one falls behind or fails, one is bound to reach the goal one aspires to. — Lu Xun

55. 有志者,事竟成;破釜沉舟,百二秦关终归楚;苦心人,天不负;卧薪尝胆,三千越甲可吞吴。

55. As long as one is determined, success is sure to follow; when one breaks their pots and drowns their boats, the twelve-hundred pass of Qin will eventually belong to Chu; a person who perseveres with a fervent heart will not be forsaken by heaven; to lie on a bed of fire and taste gall is to prepare for the conquest of Wu, where three thousand warriors can swallow it whole.

56. 自我打败自我是最可悲的失败,自我战胜自我是最可贵的胜利。

56. The most pitiful defeat is to defeat oneself, and the most precious victory is to overcome oneself.

57. 生活就像海洋,只有意志坚强的人才能达到生命的彼岸。

57. Life is like the ocean, only those with strong will can reach the shore of life.

58. 我允许你走进我的世界,但绝不允许你在我的世界里进进出出。

58. I allow you to step into my world, but I absolutely do not permit you to come and go as you please in it.

59. 成功与不成功之间有时距离很短——只要后者再向前几步。

59. The distance between success and failure is sometimes very short – just a few steps more from the latter.

60. 某鲜花店的广告:今日本店的玫瑰售价最为低廉,甚至可以买几朵送给太太。

60. Advertisement of a flower shop: Today, our store's roses are priced at the lowest, and you can even buy a few to give to your wife.

61. 最有效的资本是我们的信誉,它24小时不停为我们工作。

61. Our most effective capital is our credibility, which works for us 24 hours a day without pause.

62. 但两个人相遇,接下来的不是故事就是事故。

62. But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

63. 如果不想做点事情,就不好想到达这个世界上的任何地方。

63. If you don't want to do something, it's not good to think of reaching any place in this world.

64. 一个人除非自我有信心,否则无法带给别人信心。

64. One cannot instill confidence in others unless they have confidence in themselves.

65. 与其临渊羡鱼,不如退而结网。

65. It's better to go back and weave a net than to stand by the river and wish for fish.

66. 铁杵能磨成针,但木杵只能磨成牙签,材料不对,再努力也没用。

66. An iron rod can be ground into a needle, but a wooden rod can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is not suitable, no amount of effort will do any good.

67. 即使是不成熟的尝试,也胜于胎死腹中的策略。

67. Even an immature attempt is better than a strategy that dies in the womb.

68. 天没降大任于我,照样苦我心智,劳我筋骨。

68. Even though heaven has not bestowed great responsibilities upon me, it still burdens my mind and strains my bones.

69. 今天心情不好。我只有四句话想说。包括这句和前面的两句。我的话说完了。

69. I'm not feeling well today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the two before it. My words are finished.

70. 钱不是问题,问题是没钱!人不能在一棵树上吊死,要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试。

70. Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money! One cannot hang themselves from a single tree, they should try hanging multiple times from a few trees nearby.

71. 人生没有彩排,每天都是直播,不仅收视率低,而且工资不高。

71. Life has no rehearsal, every day is a live broadcast, not only with low viewership, but also a low salary.

72. 做梦梦见吃意大利面,早上醒来发现鞋带没了!

72. Dreamed of eating pasta in a dream, only to wake up in the morning and find that the shoelaces were missing!

73. 地铁上的广告:挤吗?买辆车吧!出租车上的广告:堵吗?坐地铁吧!

73. Advertisement on the subway: Too crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement on the taxi: Stuck in traffic? Take the subway!