1. 给你最大的报复，就是活的比你幸福。

1. The greatest revenge is to live a happier life than you.

2. 等老了，和爱人一起，找一个小镇，安静的住下，早上在巷口看日出，晚上相依相偎看夕阳。

2. When we get old, we will find a small town with our loved one, settle down in a peaceful place, watch the sunrise at the entrance of the alley in the morning, and snuggle together to watch the sunset in the evening.

3. 我***的那么爱你，你***的却爱理不理。

3. I love you so much, but you just don't seem to care.

4. 以外的我联系不到你，是不是进去就没出来过。

4. I can't contact you outside of that, is it that you've never come out after you went in?

5. 听说现在结婚很便宜，走，咱们结婚去，我请你！

5. I've heard that getting married is very cheap these days. Let's get married, and I'll treat you!

6. 我发现我离不开你，想要永远躺在你怀里：枕头。

6. I find that I can't live without you, wanting to lie in your arms forever: pillow.

7. 姐从来不说人话，姐一向说的都是神话。

7. She never speaks human language; she always speaks myths.

8. 突然发现，你的良心不见了，是哪只狗叼去了。

8. Suddenly, you find that your conscience is missing, which dog has taken it away.

9. 爱到了最深处，原来是寂寞。

9. When love reaches its deepest point, it turns out to be loneliness.

10. 也可怜，还得惹人嫌，为了那份爱，失去了尊严。

10. Poor thing, and yet it must endure people's dislike, sacrificing dignity for that love.

11. 很多时候，我喜欢了别人，她却不知道；更多时候，我伤害了别人，我却不知道。

11. Many times, I fall in love with someone else, but she doesn't know it; more often, I hurt someone, but I don't realize it.

12. 你包里的钱怎么卖？给我来一斤。

12. How much are the money in your bag? Give me a pound.

13. 少给我脸色看，你以为自己是调色盘那。

13. Don't give me any attitude, you think you're a color palette?

14. 跌倒了摔得让我畏惧，站不起来，这时候我多想你可以在我身边。

14. I fell and was so scared that I couldn't get up. At that moment, how I wished you were by my side.

15. 道歉并不一定代表你错了，只是你认为这段关系，比你的尊严更重要。

15. An apology does not necessarily mean you were wrong; it just means you think this relationship is more important to you than your dignity.

16. 贱可贱，非可贱，天行贱，君子以自贱不息。

16. The humble can be humble, but not the proud; the heavens act humbly. The noble man (君子) never ceases to humble himself.

17. 我不要你的忽冷忽热，因为这样我会感冒的。

17. I don't want your hot and cold attitude, because that will make me catch a cold.

18. 如果有一天我们变陌生了，那么我就重新认识你。

18. If one day we become strangers to each other, then I will get to know you all over again.

19. 现在的梦想不是用来实现的，因为把梦想搁在现实面前它连个屁都不算。

19. The dreams of today are not meant to be realized, because placing them before reality is as insignificant as a fart.

20. 我们每个人都相当梦想家，当梦走了，就只剩下想家了。

20. Each of us is quite a dreamer; when the dreams fade away, all that's left is homesickness.

21. 每当我错过一个女孩，我就在地上放一块砖，于是便有了长城。

21. Every time I miss a girl, I place a brick on the ground, and thus the Great Wall was formed.

22. 到最后我还是那个对你好的人，而不是你在乎的人。

22. In the end, I'm still the one who treats you well, not the one you care about.

23. 高调最虚伪，低调才是最牛B的炫耀。

23. The most pretentious is the most insincere, but the modest is the most impressive show-off.

24. 只要能忘记你，任何机会我都不会放弃。

24. As long as I can forget you, I will not give up any opportunity.

25. 你的矮是终身的，我的胖却是暂时的。

25. Your shortness is lifelong, but my obesity is temporary.

26. 我暗恋的人突然剪了一个光头。我立马变心了。

26. The person I have a secret crush on suddenly shaved their head. I immediately changed my mind.

27. 我们生活在阴沟里，依然有仰望星空的权利。

27. We live in the sewers, yet we still have the right to gaze at the stars.

28. 即日开始忘记所有烦恼，开开心心度过每一天。

28. Start forgetting all your worries from today and enjoy each day with a cheerful heart.

29. 你有理由和我装，我就有本事让你受伤！

29. If you have the reason to pretend with me, I have the ability to hurt you!

30. 不同的人在你的生活中扮演不同角色，离开的要懂得忘记。

30. Different people play different roles in your life, and those who leave should learn to forget.

31. 我要活得更好，就算遭遇背叛。但这也不能阻止我要过得好，活得好的理由。

31. I want to live a better life, even if I face betrayal. But this cannot stop me from wanting to live well and find reasons to live a good life.

32. 上帝没有特别眷顾我，也没抛弃我，只是在耍我。

32. God has neither particularly favored me nor abandoned me, but He is just playing with me.

33. 我不整理房间，我是乱室佳人。

33. I don't tidy up my room; I am a charming mess.

34. 过我自己平淡的生活，你的沧海桑田关我什么事。

34. It's none of my business about your ups and downs, as I lead my own mundane life.

35. 两个心房，一个住着最重要的自己，另一个早就丢弃了。

35. Two atria, one housing the most important self, and the other having long been discarded.

36. 我讨厌的事实，你说你喜欢我，却从没付出行动。

36. The fact I hate is, you say you like me, but you've never taken any action.

37. 昨天晚上我在大街上流浪，就看见***光不出溜走在大街上。

37. Last night, I was wandering on the streets, and I saw *** slip away on the streets without a trace.

38. 爱上了你，我就不愿意在轻易的离开，我温暖的棉被。

38. Having fallen in love with you, I do not wish to leave easily, my warm cotton blanket.

39. 跟我说十句话，如果我不带脏字，那么说名我跟你不熟。

39. Tell me ten sentences, and if I don't curse, then I'm not familiar with you.

40. 我看不到未来的路，但是我从来都没有低过头。

40. I cannot see the path to the future, but I have never bowed my head.

41. 五毛和五毛是最幸福的，因为他们凑成了一块。

41. The most blissful are the five cents and the five cents, for they come together as one.

42. 雨洗刷不掉我对你的思念，风吹走不掉我对你的爱恋。

42. The rain cannot wash away my longing for you, nor can the wind carry away my affection for you.

43. 没有了癞蛤蟆，天鹅也是会寂寞的。

43. Without the toad, the swan can also feel lonely.

44. 我的人生一半是倒霉，另外一半是处理倒霉的事。

44. Half of my life has been倒霉, and the other half has been about dealing with the倒霉 things.

45. 女人喜欢长的坏坏的男人，并不是喜欢长坏了的男人。

45. Women like men who are a bit bad-looking, not men who are actually ugly.

46. 看别人，看的好清楚，看自己，却好模糊。

46. It's easy to see others clearly, but it's hard to see oneself clearly.

47. 你可以骗我一次，但是请不要怀疑我的智商，一而再再而三地骗我。

47. You can fool me once, but please don't doubt my intelligence, and don't deceive me over and over again.

48. 有良心的装牛逼的，请把逼还给牛大哥吧。

48. Those who pretend to be牛逼 out of conscience, please return the牛逼 to Big Brother 牛!

49. 在你不了解我时骂我我就忍了，在你了解我的时候砍我，我就忍无可忍了。

49. I could tolerate you cursing me when you didn't know me, but when you do know me, you cut me down, and I can't take it anymore.

50. 你纯，那世上的臭水沟，都能变成特仑苏了。

50. If you are pure, even the stinking ditches in the world can turn into Terlano.

51. 伪装的好累，我的笑容都僵了。

51. Pretending is so tiring, my smile has frozen.

52. 是不是帅哥，剪个平头就知道了。是不是美女，卸了妆就知道了。

52. Whether a man is handsome can be known by cutting his hair short. Whether a woman is beautiful can be known by removing her makeup.

53. 当你深情的看一个外貌丑陋的人时你就是在实施残忍。

53. When you look at an ugly person with affection, you are practicing cruelty.

54. 这年头，连自己都靠不住，你还想着靠别人。

54. These days, you can't even rely on yourself, yet you still think of depending on others.

55. 别在我面前摆pose，我真怕我会忍不住摔相机。

55. Don't strike a pose in front of me, I'm really afraid I won't be able to hold back and drop my camera.

56. 用自己的思想，对旁人进行格式化的人。

56. A person who formats others with their own thoughts.

57. 我是个天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。

57. I am an angel, and I can't return to heaven because of my weight.

58. 当幸福来敲门的时候，我怕我不在家，所以现在一直宅着。

58. When happiness comes knocking at the door, I'm afraid I won't be at home, so I've been staying indoors all the time.

59. 不高不瘦不漂亮，不美不潮不温柔。

59. Not tall, not slim, not beautiful; not handsome, not trendy, not gentle.

60. 现在的社会，除了人，什么都贵。

60. In today's society, everything is expensive except for people.

61. 亲人之间，谈到钱就伤感情；情人之间，谈到感情就伤钱。

61. Among family members, talking about money can hurt feelings; between lovers, talking about feelings can hurt money.

62. 等哪天我厌倦了自己，那么我就会重新开始。

62. When I get tired of myself, I will start anew.

63. 减肥没有那么容易，只因身上的肉都很娇气。

63. Losing weight isn't easy, because all the flesh on the body is very delicate.

64. 车道山前必有路，有路我也刹不住。

64. There must be a way ahead at the foot of the road, but even if there is a way, I can't stop.

65. 黑夜给了我黑色的眼睛，我却用它来翻白眼。

65. The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

66. 你是破烂，但我不是收破烂的。?>

66. You're a mess, but I'm not a garbage collector.

67. 俗话说的好：十年修得同船渡，百年修得共枕眠，咱能见面那也是缘分。

67. As the saying goes: "It takes ten years to cross the same boat together, a hundred years to sleep on the same pillow. Being able to meet each other is also destiny."

68. 其实我以前个子挺高的，只不过后来经常洗澡缩水了而已。

68. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but I just shrank after taking frequent baths later on.