告别喧嚣，拥抱轻欢，肉眼包减肥新体验！

Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle, embrace the light joy – experience the new weight loss with the naked eye!

1. ❿别人减肥靠意志力，我减肥靠P图。

1. While others rely on willpower to lose weight, I depend on photo editing software.

2. ❼瘦子的烦恼：穿XS码会大；我的烦恼：穿XXXL码会小。

2. The slender person's trouble: Wearing an XS size is too big; my trouble: Wearing an XXXL size is too small.

3. ❹瘦了穿啥都百搭，胖了穿啥都白搭。

3. ❹ Thin and you can match anything you wear, fat and nothing you wear looks good.

4. ❺减肥最难的，不是管住嘴，是管住半夜点外卖的手。

4. The most difficult part of losing weight is not controlling what you eat, but controlling your hand from ordering takeout at midnight.

5. ❽减肥前：我要做辣妹；减肥后：算了，做颗开心果吧。

5. Before losing weight: I want to be a spicy girl; After losing weight: Never mind, let's be a开心果(happy nut).

6. ❶减肥前：微胖是潜力股；减肥后：潜力股退市了。

6. ❶ Before losing weight: A bit chubby is a potential stock; After losing weight: The potential stock has been delisted.

7. ❻别人运动是为了马甲线，我运动是为了能多吃两口。

7. ⓿ Others exercise for abs, while I exercise so I can eat a couple more mouthfuls.

8. ❸瘦子吃饭叫‘控制饮食’，我吃饭叫‘最后一顿’。

8. ❸ Thin people eat by calling it 'diet control,' while I eat by calling it 'the last meal.'

9. ❾瘦子吃沙拉是轻食，我吃沙拉是前菜，永远吃不饱的减肥人。

9. Being thin, eating salad is a light meal for me, but I eat salad as an appetizer, always feeling unsatisfied as someone on a diet.

10. ❷别人减肥靠自律，我减肥靠‘明天开始’。

10. ❷ Others rely on self-discipline to lose weight, while I depend on "starting tomorrow" to shed pounds.