“资产到账，喜笑颜开，朋友圈狂欢！”

"Assets have arrived, joy and laughter on the face, a carnival in the朋友圈!"

1. 我的生活很好：随薪锁欲，薪尽自然凉！

1. My life is good: with salary comes desire, and with the end of the salary, the desire naturally cools!

2. 今天发工资了，我用手指沾了点口水，钱都数完了，口水还没干。

2. Today is pay day, and I used the tip of my finger to dab a little saliva on it; I counted all the money, and the saliva hasn't dried yet.

3. 原来是发工资了啊，我还以为买了什么东西退款到账了。

3. Oh, so it's pay day! I thought it was a refund for something I bought that was being credited to my account.

4. 我的工资组成:精神损失费、熬夜所得费、配合表演费、背锅费、忍气吞声费、窝囊费…

4. My salary composition: compensation for emotional distress, fees for staying up late, fees for cooperation in performances, fees for taking the blame, fees for enduring hardships in silence, and fees for feeling despondent...

5. 发完工资后，嚣张一星期，将就一星期，节约一星期，期待一星期，一个月就这样完了

5. After receiving the salary, be overbearing for a week, make do for a week, save for a week, and look forward for a week, and a month is over like that.

6. 虽然上班挣不了几个钱，但是可以让我没空乱花钱！

6. Although I don't earn much at work, it keeps me too busy to spend money frivolously!

7. 我的工资条，有种BE文学的感觉。

7. My pay stub has a BE literature vibe.