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“关谷神句,笑点爆棚!”

面书号 2025-02-01 08:35 8


1. 生活习惯好,人格完美(自称没做过一件坏事),有些日本式的病态心理(压抑时爱捏若干包方便面、薯片、橙子、苹果等)

1. Good living habits, perfect character (claims not to have done any evil), some Japanese-style pathological psychology (likes to squeeze a few packets of instant noodles, potato chips, oranges, apples, etc. when feeling depressed).

2. 我要对你的生活负责,我是一个要结婚的男人,面对现实生活应该脚踏实地。

2. I am responsible for your life; I am a man who is about to get married, and should face real life with a down-to-earth attitude.

3. 工作狂御宅,勤奋努力,绅士风度,自尊心强,有着大男子主义的优质型男。

3. Workaholic otaku, hardworking, gentlemanly, strong ego, and has the qualities of a gentlemanly macho.

4. 走自己的路,穿别人的鞋,让他们找去吧!

4. Go your own way, wear someone else's shoes, let them figure it out!

5. 我总是喜欢做计划,总想着准备好了再走下一步,可是计划永远赶不上变化,就像那个玩具店,可能当我准备好了,它早就关门了。

5. I always like to make plans and think about taking the next step when I'm ready, but plans can never keep up with changes, just like that toy store, which might have closed down long before I'm ready.

6. 或许不是你的味蕾坏了,你应该换个脑袋。

6. Maybe it's not your taste buds that are wrong, you should change your mindset.

7. 信不信我分分钟切腹自尽。

7. Do you believe me? I can slit my stomach and commit suicide in a minute.

8. 每天清晨,我送我太太去上班,行走在川流不息的车流中,迎着朝阳,摇下车窗,心中没有一丝慌张和焦虑,轻轻的摆动方向盘,划出优美的弧线,一路上可以听歌、可以上网、可以品茶、可以谈心,无噪音之乱耳,无家务之劳形,周末、过节我们还可以结伴出游,最好的朋友坐在后座,最爱的人坐在右手。

8. Every morning, I take my wife to work, walking amidst the bustling stream of traffic, facing the rising sun. I roll down the car window without a trace of panic or anxiety, gently turning the steering wheel to create a graceful arc. On the way, I can listen to music, go online, savor tea, and have heart-to-hearts. There's no noise to disturb my ears, and no household chores to weary my body. On weekends and holidays, we can go on outings together. My closest friend sits in the back seat, and the person I love the most sits beside me on the right.

9. 身份:漫画家日本料理师(第三部中出现过)日本武士(似乎只是穿上了日本武士的衣服)

9. Identity: Manga artist, Japanese chef (appeared in the third part), Japanese samurai (it seems he just wore Japanese samurai clothes)

10. 低潮 无所谓

10. Low tide, whatever.

11. 关谷神奇简介

11. Introduction to Gu Gai's Magic

12. 小雪:(笑,然后拿包) 看你。

12. Xiao Xue: (laughs, then picks up a bag) Look at you.

13. 我本来也想过,在里边放很多很多你的纪念品,可是实在太多了,我也不知道该放什么,后来一想,如果你不在我身边了,那些东西放着还有什么意思呢?在我脑海中,五十年之后,我们仍然一定会很幸福地生活在一起的,我不会让你离开半步的,我不需要什么纪念品,因为你,你就是我所有的回忆了。?>

13. I had also thought about putting a lot of souvenirs of yours inside, but there were just too many, and I didn't know what to put. Then I thought, what's the point of keeping those things if you're not with me anymore? In my mind, in fifty years, we will still be living together happily. I won't let you leave my side, and I don't need any souvenirs because, with you, you are all the memories I have.

14. 师兄:杜俊,是个中国人。这俩师兄弟的说话都有些问题,一个是口音不准,一个是说话速度起伏较大。事实上杜俊是个很能吃苦的人,和妻子离异,独自带着一个五岁的小孩。

14. Senior brother: Du Jun, a Chinese person. Both of these senior brothers have some issues with their speech, one has an inaccurate accent, and the other speaks at a fluctuating speed. In fact, Du Jun is a very hardworking person, having divorced his wife and raising a five-year-old child alone.

15. 失败 无所谓

15. Failure is nothing.

16. 说话除了那独特的口音外还有一个特点,就是有时候说一句话会先挤出(勉强的)笑容,然后说到最后突然把脸一沉,音调也沉下来。关谷这么说话时说的一定不会是好事。

16. Besides the unique accent, there is another characteristic of the way he speaks: sometimes, he will first force a smile before saying a sentence, and then suddenly lower his face and the tone of his voice as well. When Kageyama speaks like this, it's definitely not about something good.

17. 无论你给我带来怎么样的惊喜,我都会永远的爱着你。其实,本来在我的计划中,什么时候说,在什么地方说,都很重要,但其实最最重要的东西,是你。

17. No matter how many surprises you bring to me, I will always love you. In fact, originally in my plan, when and where to say it were both important, but the most important thing is you.

18. 关谷:e!~~~那我们先不吃东西了,我们干点别的事情。

18. Gu Valley: e!~~~ Well then, let's not eat anything first. Let's do something else.

19. 当梦想照进现实,更需要脚踏实地,若能找到合适的兼差也是极好的,不仅能应付开销,更不负爱的恩泽。

19. When dreams are realized in reality, it is even more important to be down-to-earth. It's also very good if you can find a suitable part-time job, as it not only helps cover expenses but also does not辜负爱的恩赐.

20. 父亲:关谷健次郎(日本著名的料理大师),对关谷有点**,对悠悠却十分温柔和善。

20. Father: Katsuzo Sekiya (a renowned Japanese culinary master), has a** toward Kogure, but is very gentle and kind to Yuu.

21. 女人是水做的,张伟是氮做的。

21. Women are made of water, Zhang Wei is made of nitrogen.

22. 张伟:(愿望清单)第二,我要取一个女人为妻

22. Zhang Wei: (Wish List) Second, I want to take a woman as my wife.

23. 秦羽墨:反正已经开始走下坡路了,端庄地走下来,总比@#!*#,滚下来好吧

23. Qin Yumoh: Since we are already on the downhill slope anyway, it's better to walk down gracefully than to @#$%*#, fall down like that.

24. 当梦想照进现实,更需要脚踏实地。

24. When dreams come true, it is even more important to be down-to-earth and practical.

25. 关谷神奇是热播搞笑剧《爱情公寓》系列中的男主角之一,由王传君饰演。剧中饰演唐悠悠的男朋友,是一个勤奋努力,有绅士风度,自尊心强,但是有些大男子主义的人,他的思维具有刷兵男式的二次元特点。

25. Guan Guai Shénqí is one of the male leads in the popular comedy series "Love Apartment," portrayed by Wang Chuanjun. In the series, he plays the boyfriend of Tang Youyou, a person who is diligent and hardworking, has a gentlemanly demeanor, is very proud, but also somewhat of a macho. His thinking has the characteristics of a "leveling-up male character" from the two-dimensional world.

26. 曾小贤:哎,羽墨的艳遇长什么样啊,有我帅吗?

26. Zeng Xiaoxian: Hey, what did Yu Mo's romantic encounter look like? Was it as handsome as me?

27. 汗水 无所谓

27. Sweat is nothing.

28. 爱你的人会说些你不爱听的话,因为他们不愿意你受到伤害,如果你的朋友也这么做了,请原谅他们。

28. The people who love you will say things you don't want to hear, because they don't want you to be hurt. If your friends do the same, please forgive them.

29. 你再出去晒晒太阳吧,晒得再黑一点,就没人叫你白痴了!

29. Go out and soak up some sun again, get a bit darker, and then no one will call you a fool anymore!