在无垠的沙海中，一株顽强的小草顽强地生长着，它默默诉说着一个非同寻常的沙尘文案。

In the boundless sea of sand, a tenacious little grass grows fiercely, silently narrating an extraordinary sandstorm story.

1. 听说可爱是会传染的，所以离我近一点。

1. I heard that cuteness is contagious, so come closer to me.

2. 北极熊:你为什么不来和我一起玩呢？企鹅:我太南了。

2. Polar Bear: Why don't you come and play with me? Penguin: I'm too exhausted.

3. 我通过了你的好友请求，现在我们可以开始冰了。

3. I've accepted your friend request, so we can start chilling now.

4. 高压锅烧到一半我就关了火。我担心这对每个人来说压力太大。

4. I turned off the fire halfway through cooking the pressure cooker. I was worried that the pressure would be too great for everyone.

5. 为什么看到我的朋友圈会笑，却不喜欢？你害怕羞耻吗？

5. Why do you laugh when you see my朋友圈, but not like it? Are you afraid of shame?

6. 气温下降了。我的体重什么时候会下降？

6. The temperature has dropped. When will my weight drop?

7. 你觉得是哪只小猪在这里嘟嘟叫？

7. Which little pig do you think is嘟嘟叫 here?

8. 10原来我一直不太清楚自己的择偶标准，直到后来遇见了你，我才知道，你这样的不能要。

8.10 I wasn't very clear about my standards for a partner until I met you. Then I realized, people like you are not suitable.

9. 大家好，我是玉米。如果你惹我，我就是爆米花。

9. Hello everyone, I am Corn. If you make me angry, I will pop into popcorn.

10. 你以后最好离我远点。我已经说清楚了，大家需要的是一个能经常逗大家笑的好姐姐，而不是一个像我一样让人眼前一亮的美女。

10. It's best that you keep your distance from me in the future. I've made it clear that what everyone needs is a good older sister who can frequently make everyone laugh, not someone like me who catches people's attention with her beauty.

11. 本来想一口吃掉我的悲伤，结果一口就吃成肉丸了？？？？

11. Originally wanted to eat up my sadness in one go, but ended up just making a meatball out of it?????

12. 被爱情困住不是奥特曼的风格

12. Being trapped in love is not the style of Ultraman.

13. 我真的很信服。我不回我的信息，我不接我的电话，我想在恋爱的时候欲擒故纵。我就买一份三十六计，发给你。

13. I am really convinced. I don't reply to my messages, I don't answer my calls, I want to play hard to get in a relationship. I will buy a copy of the Thirty-Six Strategies and send it to you.

14. 学了几年，还是觉得幼儿园比较好混。

14. After several years of studying, I still think it's easier to get by in kindergarten.

15. 运动是一种享受，但我不喜欢，因为我不是那种渴望享受的人。

15. Exercise is a form of enjoyment, but I don't like it because I'm not the kind of person who craves enjoyment.

16. 8我们家卫生间里，从不放卫生纸，擦脱都用玫瑰花杆，爷玩的就是浪漫。

16. In our bathroom, we never keep toilet paper; we use rose stems for wiping instead. Grandpa enjoys a touch of romance.

17. 13不行就互删吧，我一边喂猪一边等你消息，时间太漫长了，我总是安慰自己说村里信号不好，今年村子建5G基站，我再也骗不了自己了。

17. If it's not working out, let's just delete each other's contacts. I'm feeding the pigs while waiting for your message, and it's taking too long. I always console myself by saying the signal in the village is bad, but with the village building a 5G base station this year, I can't fool myself anymore.

18. 9我以为我不喝酒不抽烟不去酒吧，你会夸我是好女孩，没想到你说我土狗。

18.9 I thought that as I don't drink, smoke, or go to bars, you would praise me as a good girl, but to my surprise, you called me a country bumpkin.

19. 我对你的喜欢不是一般的，而是六百万美元的男人能量炸弹是暴力的，超级特别的，香蕉和菠萝喜欢它

19. My liking for you is not ordinary, but the six million dollar man energy bomb is violent, super special, and banana and pineapple love it.

20. 6有男朋友了，不想和没有男朋友的人说话了，感觉都不是一个层次的了。

20. 6 has a boyfriend now and doesn't want to talk to people without boyfriends; it feels like we're not on the same level.

21. 7瘦的时候一两一两的瘦，胖的时候一斤一斤的胖，没意思，真的没意思。

21. When I'm thin, I lose a pound at a time, and when I'm fat, I gain a pound at a time. It's meaningless, really, it's meaningless.

22. 你以为你们的关系是铁，但你知道铁会生锈吗？

22. You thought your relationship was as solid as iron, but do you know that iron can rust?

23. 告诉我我有什么缺点，我给你放大。

23. Tell me what my shortcomings are, and I'll magnify them for you.

24. 如果你喜欢我，你可以告诉我。人的一生总要经历被美女拒绝的感觉。

24. If you like me, you can tell me. In one's life, everyone has to experience the feeling of being rejected by a beautiful woman.

25. 我准备摆个地摊卖我的美，看一看十五块钱。

25. I'm planning to set up a street stall to sell my beauty, take a look for 15 yuan.

26. 妈妈说找对象不能只看别人的长相，还要看自己的长相。

26. Mom said when looking for a partner, one cannot only look at others' appearances but also at one's own.

27. 我从不轻易放弃。一般我说算了。

27. I never give up easily. Generally, I just say 'never mind'.

28. 今天有点烦。不知道怎么形容。我暂且称之为公主的烦恼。

28. Today, I'm a bit troubled. I don't know how to describe it. Let me call it "The Princess's Troubles" for now.

29. 5别人被逼一逼: 发奋图强，我被逼一逼:不活

29. When others are pushed, they strive to become stronger; when I am pushed, I don't want to live.

30. 我回头率很高。我基本上看到每个帅哥都会转过身去。

30. I have a high "head-turning" rate. I basically turn around whenever I see a handsome guy.

31. 大家好。我是一堆糖。我刚刚混合了一些蜂蜜。

31. Hello everyone. I am a pile of sugar. I just mixed some honey in.

32. 低头看看自己的肉。它温柔到你无法摆脱。

32. Bow your head and look at your flesh. It is tender to the point of being inescapable.

33. 各位晚上好。吃过的，没吃过的，有对象的，没对象的都跟我好。

33. Good evening, everyone. Whether you've tried it or not, whether you have a partner or not, be friendly with me.

34. 殿下的任务就是天天开心。

34. Your majesty's task is to be happy every day.

35. 11谢谢你们没有删我，我一个乡下人，在养猪在这个朋友圈里根本没有存在感，也没有人会喜欢我，文凭也不是很高，不是很有钱也不懂很多梗，能看着你们朋友圈我就很羡慕

35. 11 Thanks for not deleting me. As a countryside person, I have no presence in this circle of friends where I raise pigs, and no one would like me. My educational background is not very high, I'm not rich, and I don't understand many memes. Just being able to see your朋友圈 makes me envious.

36. 我和男朋友分手了。他愤怒地跑出了门。我追了他八个街区才抓上门回来。

36. I broke up with my boyfriend. He ran out of the door in anger. I chased after him for eight blocks before catching up and getting the door back.

37. 每个男生都应该有女朋友。如果你没有，我就是你的女朋友。

37. Every boy should have a girlfriend. If you don't, I am your girlfriend.

38. 如果我二十岁，我可以为你吹三瓶江酒。可惜我才六岁，勉强能喝两瓶旺仔，着急的时候甚至会打嗝。

38. If I were 20 years old, I could drink three bottles of Jiang wine for you. Unfortunately, I'm only six years old, and I can just about drink two bottles of Wangzi, and even burp when I'm anxious.