1. 小小罗怎么碰，球就怎么进。

1. No matter how Little Luo touched the ball, it went in exactly as he intended.

2. 久若，每次看到他我就想笑，因为他长得太像蜡笔小新了！

2. Jiu Ruo, every time I see him, I can't help but laugh because he looks so much like the character Crayon Shin-chan!

3. 上半场的比赛利物浦队是得势不得分啊！把对方的球门都给打烂了，比分依然是0比0。

3. In the first half of the game, Liverpool were dominating but couldn't score! They pounded the opponent's goal, yet the score remained 0-0.

4. 有观众笑称：富勒姆队的球门是不是尺寸有点儿不大对头啊？。

4. Some audience members laughed and commented: "Is the goal of Fulham team a bit too small?"

5. 这是美国的中卫奥涅乌！身高去到了一米九三！

5. This is the American center-back Oane! He stands at 1.93 meters tall!

6. 这就是黑猫警长，斯布拉吉亚，桑德兰队的主教练。

6. This is Black Cat Police Chief, Sbragia, the head coach of the Sunderland team.

7. 英超球场的草皮质量真是高，要是换成建业队的主场，杰拉德中场传出的是地滚球，等库伊特接到的时候已经变成了头球了。

7. The quality of the grass on the Premier League pitches is truly excellent. If it were at the home ground of the Jianye team, when Gerrard passed the ground ball in the middle, by the time Kuyt received it, it had already turned into a header.

8. 迪拉普又来了，大力水手，前爱尔兰的国脚。

8. Here comes Dierup again, the sailor man, a former international player from Ireland.

9. 这是阿森纳队的后卫萨尼亚，据说他的头发是假发。

9. This is Arsenal's defender Sagna, it is said that his hair is a wig.

10. 马尔尼这一记撩阴腿原本是女子防身术的招数，踢倒了对方的彼得森。

10. Malni's move of a low kick, originally a self-defense technique for women, knocked down the opponent's Peterson.

11. 小将斯图里奇横向带球，选择左脚射门，网子动了！但这是边网。

11. Youngster Sturridge dribbles laterally with the ball, choosing to shoot with his left foot. The net moves! But it's the side net.

12. 库实萨克太早倒地，若是范德萨，圣克鲁兹还有机会吗？

12. Kususakai fell to the ground too early; if it were Van der Saar, would St. Cruz still have a chance?

13. 这一刻，贝巴托夫似乎是巴蒂附体，希勒上身。

13. At this moment, Babetov seemed to be possessed by the spirit of Bati, with the physique of Hille.

14. 鲁尼，鲁小胖，你犯了嗔戒，犯了嗔戒，是要被赶出场的。

14. Rooney, Little Fat Rooney, you have committed the offense of anger. Committing the offense of anger is grounds for being expelled from the scene.

15. 六脉神剑里埃拉今天算是打通了利物浦队的任督二脉，让球队的功力猛增。

15. In today's match, Ela of the Six Vein Sword has successfully opened the two major meridians of the Liverpool team, greatly enhancing the team's strength.

16. 这一球不能怪法比安斯基，他以为是德罗巴来处理，要拉弧线球，没想到是坦克来发炮！（形容阿莱士对阿森纳的任意球）

16. This goal can't be blamed on Fabianski, as he thought it was Drogba who would handle it, aiming for a curved free kick, but to his surprise, it was like a tank firing a cannon! (Describing Alex's free kick against Arsenal)

17. 切尔西队依靠特里的无影脚和兰帕德的铁头功取得了三连胜。

17. The Chelsea team secured a three-game winning streak with Terry's ghostly foot and Lampard's iron head.

18. ldquo;红魔别光想着发五冠梦了，该醒醒了！

18. "Don't just dream of winning five championships, it's time to wake up!"

19. 红魔们要拉响警钟了，不要给对手留下任何的盗梦空间！

19. The Red Demons need to sound the alarm! Don't leave any dream-grabbing space for the opponent!

20. 这就是神奇的英超！你怎能不爱英超！

20. This is the magical Premier League! How can you not love the Premier League!

21. 贝尔巴托夫这球进了的话，真是又潇洒又犀利。

21. If Belbatov had scored that goal, it would have been both stylish and sharp.

22. 枪手这个赛季由小鬼当家，可他们赛季初势不可挡的表现仍然证明他们还是红魔的心腹大患。

22. Gunners have been led by a young prodigy this season, but their formidable performance at the beginning of the season still proves that they are still a big threat to Manchester United.

23. 小小罗的这个任意球就像是网球比赛中的过网急坠，打入了球门的死角，门将毫无反应。

23. Xiao Luo's free kick was like a tennis match's ace shot, hitting the back corner of the goal, leaving the goalkeeper completely unresponsive.

24. 坐在温格旁边的是奥克斯，他是阿森纳队的队衣管理员，同时也是阿森纳女队的主教练，而且兼任阿森纳队的大巴司机。?>

24. Sitting next to Wenger is Ox, who is the kit manager for Arsenal and also the head coach of the Arsenal women's team, in addition to being a bus driver for the Arsenal team.

25. 埃辛！又是埃辛！不是强队他不进球！

25. Eshin! It's Eshin again! He only scores goals for strong teams!

26. 这是埃尔南得斯的爸爸，他的外号是大碗豆吗？

26. Is this Hernández's dad, who is nicknamed Big Pea?

27. ldquo;红军对红魔，英超的双红会。

27. "Red Army vs. Red Devils, the Premier League's Derby."

28. 这场小小罗，鲁尼状态正佳。取得英超十连胜。莫里尼奥，红魔来了！

28. This little Rooney, Rooney is in great shape. They have achieved a record of ten consecutive wins in the Premier League. Mourinho, the Red Devils are here!

29. 莱斯科特头上有个月牙型的伤疤，要是他去扮演包公的话可以省去一笔包装费。

29. Lescott has a crescent-shaped scar on his head, which would save a lot of makeup costs if he were to play the role of Bao Gong.

30. 想打破0比0僵局的博尔顿队或许需要一位英雄，但肯定不是那位吃馅饼的蜘蛛侠。那会是他吗？打扮得像雷鬼歌手似的牙买加国脚加德纳。

30. Bolton might need a hero to break the 0-0 deadlock, but it certainly isn't that pie-eating Spider-Man. Is it him? The Jamaican international Gardner, dressed like a reggae singer.

31. 射门、进球、挡也挡不住。

31. Shots, goals, nothing can stop them.

32. 斯科尔斯这么快就洗好澡，换好衣服了，回到了场边。

32. Scholes bathed and changed so quickly that he was back on the sideline.