晨曦跑步，夜幕观影。

Morning runs, evening movie watching.

1. ❾我的工作效率：上午'等下午再做'，下午'等晚上再说'，晚上'明天一定！

1. My work efficiency: in the morning, "wait until afternoon," in the afternoon, "wait until evening," and in the evening, "definitely tomorrow!"

2. ❹别人emo时听情歌，我emo时打开外卖软件：'这个满减我必须拿下！

2. When others are emo, they listen to love songs; when I'm emo, I open the food delivery app: 'I must get this discount!'

3. ❺我的运动量：每天在'算了'和'再坚持一下'之间反复横跳。

3. My level of physical activity: I constantly oscillate between 'it's okay' and 'let's keep going' every day.

4. ❶别人早起是为了拥抱太阳，我早起是为了抢到最后一根油条。

4. ❶Others wake up early to embrace the sun, but I wake up early to grab the last fried dough stick.

5. ❼我的自律：说好只玩10分钟手机，结果一抬头天亮了，但我确实只玩了'10分钟'啊！（手机时间：10小时10分钟）

5. My self-discipline: I said I would only play on my phone for 10 minutes, but when I looked up, it was already morning, but I really did only play for '10 minutes'! (Phone time: 10 hours and 10 minutes)

6. ❻别人存钱：理财投资；我存钱：'这月还剩20块，撑到发工资就是胜利！

6. ❻Others save money: financial investment; I save money: 'This month I have 20 yuan left, making it to the salary day is a victory!'

7. ❸我的人生信条：可以穷，但不能不买没用的东西。

7. My life credo: You can be poor, but you cannot buy unnecessary things.

8. ❿人生建议：不要随便劝人早睡，因为你根本不知道他深夜的脑洞能开多大。

8. Life Advice: Don't casually urge others to go to bed early, because you have no idea how big their brain can run at night.

9. ❷当代人三大矛盾：想省钱又想花钱、想减肥又想干饭、想早睡又想熬夜。

9. The three major contradictions of modern people: wanting to save money yet wanting to spend, wanting to lose weight yet wanting to eat a lot, wanting to go to bed early yet wanting to stay up late.

10. ❽恋爱前：我要找个灵魂伴侣；恋爱后：'他要是敢动我外卖，我们就完了！

10. Before dating: I want to find a soulmate; After dating: 'If he dares to mess with my food delivery, it's over for us!'