“笑点密集，反骨魅力，趣味横生！且看这部作品，如何引领你进入一个充满欢乐与惊喜的世界。”

"Full of laugh-out-loud moments, with a rebellious charm and endless fun! Watch this work as it leads you into a world brimming with joy and surprises."

1. ❶努力不一定成功，但不努力，真的轻松好多啊！

1. ❶Hard work doesn't always guarantee success, but not working hard really does feel a lot easier!

2. ❷别人画饼我摆烂，反正消化不了，不如躺着看。

2. ❷ Others paint the pie while I loaf around, after all, I can't digest it, might as well lie down and watch.

3. ❸你说‘明天会更好’？我昨天也是这么想的。

3. (8) You say 'tomorrow will be better'? I thought the same yesterday.

4. ❹我的钱包和手机同时没电时，终于懂了什么叫‘穷得叮当响’。

4. When both my wallet and phone run out of battery, I finally understood what it means to be "as poor as a church mouse."

5. ❺人生建议：别听人生建议，比如这条。

5. Life advice: Don't listen to life advice, like this one.

6. ❻别人早起拥抱太阳，我晚睡绑架月亮——主打一个阴间作息。

6. ❻Others greet the sunrise with an embrace, while I bind the moon with my late nights — focusing on a sinister schedule.

7. ❼假如生活欺骗了你，别急，它明天还会继续骗。

7. If life has deceived you, don't hurry, it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

8. ❽运动是一种享受？不，我只是享受运动完发朋友圈的虚荣。”❾你是最棒的！’—这种谎话，建议医保报销。

8. 9. Exercise is a form of enjoyment? No, I just enjoy the vanity of posting on WeChat after working out. 10. 'You're the best!' — Such lies, I suggest should be covered by the national health insurance.

9. ❿别人30岁立业成家，我30岁立下flag：明天再努力吧！

9. While others have established careers and families by the age of 30, I set a goal for myself at 30: Let's work harder tomorrow!