已读乱回，笑谈百出，轻松一刻！

Read and reply in chaos, laugh out loud, enjoy a moment of ease!

1. 已读：我不想讲话了。

1. Read: I don't want to talk anymore.

2. 回复：满减。

2. Reply: Full refund discount.

3. 已读：生日想要什么？

3. Read: What do you want for your birthday?

4. 回复：吃亏

4. Response: To suffer a loss.

5. 回复：半斤老凤祥。

5. Reply: Half pound of Lao Fengxiang.

6. 已读：你在干嘛？

6. Read: What are you doing?

7. 已读：瘦了吗？

7. Read: Have you lost weight?

8. 已读：你爱不爱我？

8. Read: Do you love me?

9. 回复：那你给我唱首歌吧。

9. Reply: Then why don't you sing a song for me?

10. 已读：在减肥吗？

10. Read: Are you on a diet?

11. 回复：以后别问这种问题，有变动我会通知你。

11. Reply: Don't ask such questions in the future. I will notify you of any changes.

12. 回复：微麻。

12. Reply: Slight numbness.

13. 已读：吃什么补脑

13. Read: What to eat for brain nourishment

14. 回复：预瘦。

14. Reply: Pre-slim.

15. 回复：找个夜班上

15. Reply: Find a night shift to work

16. 回复：打我建行那张卡

16. Reply: Use my ICBC card.

17. 已读：你电话怎么打不通

17. Read: How come your phone is not reachable?

18. 已读：睡不着怎么办？

18. Read: What to do if you can't sleep?