哎呀，笑到肚子疼的搞笑句子，轻松幽默，笑点满满！🤣🎈

Oh my, a hilarious sentence that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, light-hearted and humorous, full of laugh-out-loud moments! 🤣🎈

1. 一个人吃饭很孤单，但一个人吃零食不会

1. It's lonely to eat alone, but not when you eat snacks alone.

2. 下次找借口麻烦找一个正常点的，你不想和我打游戏就直说，王者荣耀草丛有虫子你害怕这种话你也说得出口？

2. Next time, find a more reasonable excuse. If you don't want to play games with me, just say so. Can you really come up with an excuse like "There are bugs in the bushes in Honor of Kings and you're scared"?

3. 感谢你在我睡不着的时候陪我熬夜，在我饿的时候给我点吃的，在我无聊的时候陪我玩游戏。在这个不怎么特别的日子里，我想衷心的感谢你，我的手机

3. Thank you for staying up with me when I couldn't sleep, for giving me something to eat when I was hungry, and for playing games with me when I was bored. On this not-so-special day, I want to sincerely thank you, my phone.

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5. 10我们俩，一个负责美貌如花，一个负责搞笑担当，一起打造朋友圈的最强笑点！

5. The two of us, one responsible for beauty like a flower, and the other for the funny role, together creating the strongest laugh points in our朋友圈!

6. 3都说姐妹花一朵，我们这就是两朵，一起开一起笑，让世界都羡慕我们的美好！

6.3 They say that sisters are flowers, and we have two flowers here, blooming and laughing together, making the world envy our beauty!

7. 我生性善良不爱骂人，被我骂的都是生性喜欢挨骂的

7. By nature, I am kind and don't like to curse people. Those who are cursed by me are by nature fond of being cursed.

8. 你要好好做自己，因为别的你也做不好

8. You should do your best to be yourself, because you won't be able to do anything else well either.

9. 8别看我们拍照时这么正经，其实私下里，我们就是一对儿活宝，让周围的人都笑到肚子疼！

9.8 Don't be fooled by how serious we seem when we're taking photos; in private, we're a pair of lively clowns, making everyone around us laugh until their stomachs ache!

10. 7我和我的姐妹，就是生活中的最佳拍档，一起笑一起闹，让快乐无限放大！

10.7 My sister and I, the best partners in life, laugh and make a ruckus together, letting happiness amplify endlessly!

11. 一个男生玩游戏的时候还秒回信息，你知道这意味着什么吗？这意味着他是个菜鸡，别和他组队打游戏

11. While a boy is playing a game, he still replies to messages in seconds. Do you know what that means? It means he's a beginner, don't team up with him to play games.

12. 4和姐妹一起拍照，就是要展现最美的笑容，即使镜头有点模糊，我们的情谊永远不会变！

12. Taking a photo with my sister is all about showcasing the most beautiful smile, even if the camera is a bit blurry, our friendship will never change!

13. 处对象吗？我不是北大生，不是清华生，我不是研究生，我可是男生……的反义词，女生哦！虽然我不是硕士，不是博士，但我是女士！

13. Are you dating someone? I'm not a Peking University student, nor a Tsinghua University student, I'm not a graduate student... but the opposite of a male... I'm a female! Although I'm not a master's or a doctoral student, I am a lady!

14. 不要叫我上班族、打工人，我明明是为事业冲锋的马喽。

14. Don't call me a white-collar worker or a migrant laborer, I'm clearly a knight charging forward for my career.

15. 不玩抽象了，请大家督促我，若发现我玩抽象，自觉给我转50块，转100也行我不介意

15. Let's drop the abstract stuff. Please keep an eye on me, and if you find me acting abstract, please transfer 50 yuan to me自觉地，transfer 100 yuan is also fine, I don't mind.

16. 我的工作效率取决于咖啡的浓度和老板的关注度。

16. My work efficiency depends on the strength of the coffee and the attention of my boss.

17. 没事的宝宝，虽然你脾气不好，长相不出众，身材也一般，但是好在平平无奇的你，基本没有社交，所以根本没人在意你

17. No big deal, baby, though you have a bad temper and are not outstanding in appearance, and your figure is also average, but it's good that you, who are ordinary and unremarkable, basically have no social life, so no one really cares about you.

18. 这个世界应该是有趣的，不然我也不会整天只想着玩

18. This world should be interesting, otherwise I wouldn't think about playing all day long.

19. 谁有闲置不用的钱，我可以免费帮忙花出去，先转给我的先花哦。

19. Who has money that is idle and not in use? I can help you spend it for free, and those who transfer it to me first will be spent first.

20. 科学表明熬夜可以预防老年痴呆，如果你20岁每天熬夜到凌晨四点，最多坚持30年，也可能只需要20年就挂了，根本活不到老年痴呆症的年纪

20. Science indicates that staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease. If you are 20 years old and stay up late until 4 am every day, you may only be able to last for 30 years at most, and you might die before you reach the age when Alzheimer's disease typically occurs.

21. 本来下定决心做废物，没想到这行竞争如此激烈；后来决定做咸鱼，但感觉别人都闲成死鱼了，还是竞争不过；最后只能老老实实回去做牛马

21. Originally resolved to be a废物, I didn't expect the competition in this field to be so fierce; later, I decided to become a 咸鱼, but felt that everyone else was just idle, and I still couldn't compete; in the end, I had to go back and work hard as a 牛马.

22. 2生活就是一场戏，我和我的姐妹们一起本色出演，笑点、泪点都是我们的亮点！

22. Life is a play, and my sisters and I play our roles authentically, with both laughter and tears being our highlights!

23. 我只是想统治世界，让大家当我的奴隶而已，我真的有这么坏吗？

23. I just wanted to rule the world and have everyone be my slave. Am I really that bad?

24. 便宜没好货，除了我，我又贱又好

24. You get what you pay for, except for me, I'm cheap and good.

25. 1我们不是姐妹，我们是最佳女主角和最佳女配角，一起演绎生活的美好剧情！

25. 1 We are not sisters, we are the Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress, together performing the beautiful plot of life!

26. 9姐妹合照，不需要美颜滤镜，因为我们的友情已经足够闪亮，照亮彼此的人生旅程！

26. Photo of 9 sisters together, no need for beauty filters because our friendship is already sufficiently dazzling, illuminating each other's life journey!

27. 上班夺命，咖啡续命，一命抵一命。

27. Work takes lives, coffee extends them, one for one.

28. 打工人噩梦连续剧：周日团建，早上6:30公司门口集台；要求必须参加，不到的算请假一天，扣全勤；预算为人均200，已从下月工资扣除；每个人准备一个节目，需要上台表演；活动结束后转发表演视频到朋友圈，不得分组，各部门部长检查

28. Worker's Nightmares Series: Sunday team-building event, gathering at the company gate at 6:30 AM; participation is mandatory, those who are absent will be counted as taking a day off and deducted from the full attendance bonus; the budget is 200 yuan per person, which has been deducted from next month's salary; each person needs to prepare a performance and perform on stage; after the event, the performance video must be shared on social media without creating groups, and department heads will check.

29. 5我们俩，一个像夏天，一个像秋天，一起走过四季，笑对人生的风风雨雨！

29. 5 We two, one like summer and the other like autumn, have walked through the four seasons together, smiling through the storms and trials of life!

30. 刘德华下个月就要去超市上班了，又要热烈地恭喜我们发财了

30. Andy Lau is going to work at the supermarket next month, and he will once again warmly congratulate us on getting rich.

31. 我虽然没有房子，也没有车子，更没有给你花过钱，但是我个性签名可以写你名字，我还不够浪漫吗？

31. Although I don't have a house or a car, and I haven't spent any money on you either, I can write your name in my personality signature. Am I not romantic enough?

32. 6姐妹合照，就是要比比谁更美，不过到最后，发现最美的还是我们的友谊！

32. A photo of 6 sisters together, it's all about comparing who is more beautiful, but in the end, we found that the most beautiful thing is still our friendship!

33. 大师说我一月后会走运，我问什么运，他说春运。

33. The master said that I would be lucky in a month, and I asked what kind of luck, and he said Spring Festival luck.

34. 你还是很厉害的，惨成这样也还是撑到了2024的最后一个月

34. You're still very capable; even in such a惨状，you managed to last until the last month of 2024.

35. 我请假一天老板不同意，但他请假一天我却无所谓，这就是格局。

35. I asked for a day off and my boss didn't agree, but when he asked for a day off, I didn't mind at all, that's the difference in perspective.