1. 减肥尚未成功，同志仍需努力。

1. The weight loss has not yet been successful, comrade, you still need to work hard.

2. 我不是胖，我只是骨架大。

2. I'm not fat, I just have a large frame.

3. 不吃是**的折磨，吃了是精神的折磨，我健康减肥。

3. Not eating is **tormenting**, eating is tormenting the spirit, I want to lose weight healthily.

4. 你知道那些瘦子为什么比你瘦吗！因为在努力劝你吃点东西照顾身体的时候，她自己却找借口尽量不吃！就算吃了也是素，而且象征性地一点！

4. Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because while she is trying to persuade you to eat something and take care of your body, she herself finds excuses to eat as little as possible! Even if she does eat, it's only vegetarian, and just a symbolic amount!

5. 那些年我们一起追过的女孩，如今都变成了女人。

5. The girls we chased together those years have all grown into women now.

6. 就喜欢夏天穿个包得死紧的衣服大汗淋漓走在烈日底下？

6. Do you like to wear clothes that are so tight they make you sweat profusely while walking under the scorching sun in the summer?

7. 最悲催的事情就是，身材很骨感，脸型很丰满，有木有？

7. The most tragic thing is that you have a slender body and a full face. Right?

8. 吃了会后悔的话，就别吃别做要自己后悔的决定。

8. Don't eat or make decisions that you will regret later.

9. 没人能帮你，只能靠自己，如果你不想我喊你胖子就从现在开始别吃了。喝水吧就，饿就去睡觉。

9. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you "fatty," then stop eating from now on. Just drink water, and if you're hungry, go to sleep.

10. 不瘦下来不准再做头发！

10. No weight loss, no more haircuts!

11. 我跟你说，这是个残酷的社会。你别以为有真本事怎麽着，外表更重要。女生一定要爱自己。你就记住：胖子没前（钱）途！你再有本事心地再好，也是只是个好胖子。

11. I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think that having real skills will do you any good, looks are more important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: overweight people have no future! No matter how talented you are and how good your heart is, you're just a good fat person.

12. 想减肥就别TM给自己找借口，少墨迹，果断点会死？

12. If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself, don't waffle, and being decisive will kill you?

13. 你们要自己加油。要证明给自己和一些傻X看。就算以前是胖子也会有瘦下来变漂亮的一天。

13. You should work hard for yourself. You need to prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you were a fat person in the past, there will come a day when you can slim down and become beautiful.

14. 刚被男朋友甩的胖子！哇哈哈哈哈哈！你终于被甩了啊！你男朋友是只吃只拉的造粪机你也想甩了他是吧！！！还在痛苦里暴食？！那你就等着下个男人也甩了你吧！！！

14. Just got dumped by her boyfriend, a chubby girl! Hahahaha! Finally got dumped, huh! Your boyfriend is a feces-producing machine that only eats and excretes; do you also want to dump him now, huh!!! Still binge-eating in your pain?! Then you just wait for the next guy to dump you too!!!

15. 为了爱情的朋友们，你们更应该有自制力。

15. For friends who cherish love, you should have self-control even more.

16. 世界上最远的距离，不是爱，不是恨，而是熟悉的人，渐渐变得陌生。

16. The farthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but that the familiar becomes alien.

17. 你们给我挺住，都别吃。都那麽肥了怎麽还有脸吃！

17. Hold on, none of you are allowed to eat. You're all so fat, how can you still have the face to eat!

18. 再难也要坚持！没借口！

18. No matter how difficult, keep going! No excuses!

19. 如果蚊子不吸血，改吸脂肪，那它将是多么可爱的小生灵啊！

19. If mosquitoes changed from drinking blood to drinking fat, what adorable little creatures they would be!

20. 美，瘦了一点有什么用啊，才不要听别人虚情假意的说，你好像瘦了一点。瘦一点有什么用，听就要听别人说，哇啊！你好美哦！那样才是美得冒泡。

20. What's the point of being a bit thinner? I don't want to hear people say insincerely that I seem a bit thinner. What good is being thinner? I want to hear them say, "Wow! You're so beautiful!" That's when you're truly radiating beauty.

21. 你就记住：胖子没前途！你再有本事心地再好，也是只是个好胖子。

21. Remember this: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable or kind-hearted you are, you're just a good fat person.

22. 我们都是一群在阳光下肆无忌惮的笑，却在月光下竭斯底里哭的孩子。

22. We are all children who laugh recklessly in the sunlight yet cry desperately in the moonlight.

23. 美女鄙视我们胖子！我们活该谁叫别人有毅力呢？别人能管住自己，别人就有资格笑我们不想被人笑，就自己坚持点！

23. Beautiful girls look down on us fat people! We deserve it, after all, who can blame others for their perseverance? If others can control themselves, they have the right to laugh at us. If we don't want to be laughed at, we should stick to it ourselves!

24. 吃？你有资格吃么？有脸吃么？不觉得自己恶心么？还想不想要脸乐？还想不想让内些看扁你的人大吃一惊？

24. Eat? Do you even have the资格 to eat? Do you even have the face to eat? Don't you feel disgusted yourself? Do you still want to have some dignity and be happy? Do you still want to surprise those who look down on you?

25. 不瘦下来不准买新衣服！不瘦下来不准再做头发！你就一直做一个穿过期衣服的土的掉渣的死胖子吧！

25. You're not allowed to buy new clothes until you lose weight! You're not allowed to get your hair done until you lose weight! You'll just keep being that frumpy, out-of-style fatso who wears expired clothes!

26. 你对美好身材的渴望远远大于你对食物的渴望，你就可以成功减肥。减不下来那是因为你对美丽的渴望还不够强烈。

26. Your desire for a beautiful figure is much greater than your desire for food, and then you can successfully lose weight. If you can't lose weight, it's because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

27. 信心、决心、恒心，三心合一。

27. Confidence, determination, perseverance – the three hearts unified.

28. 对于一个能控制自己体重的人，还有什么是不可能的呢？

28. For someone who can control their own weight, what is there that is impossible?

29. 体重3位数的女人没有未来！只有对自己狠一点！

29. Women with a three-digit weight have no future! Only be harsh on yourself!

30. 瘦纸永远不知道胖纸站在秤台上的无奈，胖纸永远不懂瘦纸轻意被推倒的凄凉。

30. Thin paper can never understand the helplessness of fat paper standing on the scale, and fat paper can never comprehend the desolation of thin paper being easily pushed over.

31. 我胖的时候都不嫌弃我的人们，等我瘦了我一定会好好报答你们的！

31. The people who didn't嫌弃 me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you well when I lose weight!

32. 其它女人都能瘦下来你为啥不行！你是白痴吗？你天生就该当肥猪吗？

32. Why can't you lose weight like other women? Are you an idiot? Do you naturally have to be a fat pig?

33. 不管用什么方法瘦下来，只要你不控制绝对成功反弹！

33. No matter what method you use to lose weight, as long as you don't control it, there will absolutely be a rebound!

34. 不是我们不想减肥，只是敌人太过强大。

34. It's not that we don't want to lose weight; it's just that the enemy is too strong.

35. 走过多少路口听过多少叹息，我认真着你并不知所措。

35. Crossed how many intersections, heard how many sighs, I seriously watched you but you were at a loss.

36. 我跟你说，这是个残酷的社会，你不紧要有真本事，外表也狠重要。女生一定要爱自己。

36. I tell you, this is a cruel society. Not only do you need real skills, appearance is also very important. Girls must love themselves.

37. 其实减肥就是少吃多动。选择你自己相信的方法去做，坚持，就有效。一开始就怀疑绝逼没用。

37. In fact, losing weight is just about eating less and moving more. Choose a method you believe in and stick to it; it will be effective. Doubting it from the start will definitely be futile.

38. 胖子没资格吃！一定要瘦了再说！

38. Fatty doesn't deserve to eat! You must lose weight first!

39. 我比你瘦！比你努力！你活该这么丑！

39. I am thinner than you! I work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly!

40. 以前爱一个人，形影不离；现在爱一个人，放在心里。

40. In the past, loving someone meant being inseparable; now, loving someone means keeping it in one's heart.

41. 还是那句话：要瘦就是要能忍饿，如果你一直吃是狠难减的。

41. As the saying goes: if you want to lose weight, you have to be able to endure hunger, because it's very difficult to lose weight if you keep eating.

42. 一个人连自己食欲都控制不住，还跟牲口有什么区别？

42. If a person can't even control their own appetite, what's the difference between them and livestock?

43. 减肥关键就是饿，运动是最没用的，最多是辅助。但你想靠运动瘦下来，不可能。

43. The key to weight loss is to starve yourself, exercise is the least effective, at most it can be a supplement. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.