1. 我是小溪流，永远向前流，小溪流呀小溪流，永远不停留。

1. I am a small stream, ever flowing forward, ever flowing, a small stream, ever without pause.

2. 我可不是为了帮你，我只是想证明这个世界上只有我能欺负你，别人，没门！

2. I'm not here to help you; I just want to prove that in this world, only I can bully you, and others are not welcome!

3. 天呐，我跳进日本海都洗不清了。

3. Oh my God, even if I jumped into the Sea of Japan, I couldn't wash myself clean.

4. 对于一个送外卖的来说，全世界都是高级兵种！

4. To a delivery person, the whole world is a high-level military unit!

5. 做女人就要像胡一菲那样，外貌上的芭比娃娃，行动上的变形金刚，思想上的女流氓，学问上的东方不败。

5. A woman should be like Hu Yifei, with the appearance of a Barbie doll, the actions of a Transformers, the mind of a tomboy, and the knowledge of a female invincible figure in the East.

6. 父母不能骂自己的孩子是小兔崽子，因为这在遗传学上是对父母不利的。

6. Parents cannot call their own children "little brat," as this is disadvantageous to the parents in terms of genetics.

7. 打人别打脸，打脸伤自尊。

7. Don't hit someone in the face, as hitting the face can hurt their self-esteem.

8. 当你面对两个选择时，抛硬币是最好的方式，不是因为它总能带给你正确的答案，而是因为在你抛出去的那一刻，你就知道你的选择是什么了。

8. When faced with two choices, flipping a coin is the best way, not because it always gives you the correct answer, but because the moment you throw it, you already know what your choice is.

9. 你跟我说，梦境越深，痛觉越弱，你骗我。痛，这儿痛。

9. You told me that the deeper the dreams, the weaker the sense of pain, but you were lying to me. Pain, there's pain here.

10. 在我安定下来，找到一个适合的终生伴侣之前，我得先找到我自己。——宛瑜

10. Before I settle down and find a suitable lifelong partner, I need to find myself first. - Wan Yu

11. 在你功能紊乱的猪脑给你下达下一个错误的指令之前让他休息休息。

11. Let him rest before your dysfunctional pig brain gives you the next wrong command.

12. 永远不要歧视疯子，他只是和你的世界观不同而已。——唐悠悠

12. Never discriminate against madmen; they are just different from you in terms of their worldview. — Tang Youyou

13. 亮什么剑啊，带会儿又是自作多情，我可不要什么亮剑，还是暗战比较适合我！

13. What's all this about brandishing swords? Sometimes you're over-enthusiastic, and I don't need any sword-brandishing. A secret war is more suitable for me!

14. 人生没有彩排，每一天都是现场直播。

14. Life has no rehearsal, every day is a live broadcast.

15. 人的一生都会扮演很多角色，如果你不高兴，你可以把剧本扔了。不过记住，有一份剧本是真正属于你的，千万别丢错了。

15. Throughout one's life, people take on many roles. If you're not happy, you can throw away the script. However, remember that there is a script that truly belongs to you, and never throw it away by mistake.

16. 打人不提倡打脸上自尊，我们兄弟连心，只要你敢对我们任何一个人使用**，我们另外两个就会，报警的。

16. It is not advisable to hit someone in the face to harm their self-esteem. As brothers, we are heart-to-heart connected, and if you dare to use violence against any one of us, the other two will, and we will call the police.

17. 你解释就是掩饰，掩饰的就是事实，事实就是罪恶的开始。

17. You explain it as a cover-up, what's covered up is the truth, and the truth is the beginning of sin.

18. 火车是朝前开的，去哪儿并不重要，关键在于窗外的风景。——吕子乔

18. The train is moving forward, where it's going doesn't matter, the key is the scenery outside the window. — Lu Zijiao

19. 其实一百个人就有一百种意见，你不能让所有人都满意，因为不是所有人都是人

19. In fact, there are a hundred different opinions among a hundred people. You can't please everyone, because not everyone is a human being.

20. 常言道，不怕驴一样的领导，就怕猪一样的下属。

20. As the saying goes, it's not the leader who is as stubborn as an ass that one fears, but rather the subordinates who are as lazy as a pig.

21. 说的好，说了一大堆，我没怎么听懂。

21. That's well said, and you've said a lot, but I didn't understand much of it.

22. 你头和**又装反了吧。

22. Did you turn your head and** upside down again?

23. 关键不在于你怎么想，而在于你怎么做。

23. The key is not what you think, but what you do.

24. 当你面对两个选择时。最后得办法就是抛硬币。不是因为它能给你正确的选择。而是因为当你把它抛向空中的那一秒。你知道你心里更想得到的选择。

24. When you are faced with two choices, the last resort is to flip a coin. Not because it will give you the correct choice. But because in that one second when you throw it into the air, you know which choice you truly want in your heart.

25. 走自己的路，穿别人的鞋，让他们找去吧！

25. Go your own way, wear someone else's shoes, let them figure it out!

26. 你脑袋被门挤了吧？你这个每天退化三次的恐龙！

26. Did your head get squished by the door? You dinosaur who regresses three times a day!

27. 有空学风水去，死后占个墓，也算是弥补了生前卖不起房的遗憾。

27. It's a good idea to study geomancy when you have free time. After death, occupying a tomb can also be considered as a way to make up for the regret of not being able to afford a house in life.

28. 不按常理出牌，柯南要是活着，也会被气成毛利小五郎的。

28. Not playing by the rules, even Conan would be so angry if he were alive that he would turn into Kogorou's son, Kaito.

29. 我见过很多***，但是没见过你这么贱的。

29. I've seen many ***, but never one as despicable as you. (Note: The word "***" is a slang term in Chinese and has been translated to "despicable" to maintain the negative connotation in English. The exact translation may vary depending on the context.)

30. 真是个天煞孤星，居然第二次结婚被人放鸽子。

30. What a cursed star! He even got stood up at his second wedding.

31. 我很单纯，喝水只喝纯净水，喝奶只喝纯牛奶。

31. I am very simple; I only drink pure water and pure milk.

32. 永远不要歧视疯子，他只是和你的世界观不同而已。

32. Never discriminate against the mentally ill; they are just different from you in their worldview.

33. 和她待得越久，我就越喜欢猪，因为猪永远是猪，而人有时候不是人！

33. The longer I stay with her, the more I like pigs, because pigs are always pigs, but people are not always people!

34. 我承认我很喜欢你，我也曾经为你，疯狂过、迷失过、伤心过，可我已经无法再说服自己再去爱你了，我们俩的世界离得太远了，我不能因为贪图自己一时的满足，而耽误了自己，也耽误了你。

34. I admit that I really like you, and I have been crazy about you, lost in you, and heartbroken for you. However, I can no longer convince myself to love you anymore. Our worlds are too far apart, and I cannot let my own momentary satisfaction delay my own life and yours.

35. 逃的了和尚，逃不了方丈。

35. You can run away from the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

36. 你再出去晒晒太阳吧，晒得再黑一点，就没人叫你白痴了！

36. Go out and bask in the sun a bit more; get a bit darker, and then no one will call you a dummy anymore!

37. 死后占个墓，总算弥补了生前不能买房的遗憾。

37. Having a grave after death at least compensates for the regret of not being able to buy a house in life.

38. 你有什么身份，顶多有张身份证！

38. What kind of identity do you have? At most, you have an ID card!

39. 研究表明，凡是有品位的男生，都有一个幻想中的朋友。

39. Studies show that every gentleman has a fantasy friend.

40. 面对现实吧，生活往往比那些偶像剧的口味要重的多。

40. Face the reality, life is often much more bitter than the taste in those idol dramas.

41. 到了我这个年纪你就会知道愿意在你耳边吟唱，喜欢你的肉体，没事送你包包的只有蚊子。

41. When I reach your age, you will know that the only ones who are willing to sing to you by your ear, like your body, and casually give you bags are mosquitoes.

42. 我以为我是上帝，能够安顿自己，还能普度众生。

42. I thought I was God, capable of settling myself and also of benefiting all sentient beings.

43. 快乐不是做一件事的唯一宗旨。

43. Happiness is not the sole purpose of doing something.

44. 我是一名天生的演员，我从小一看到漂亮MM，眼就圆。

44. I am a natural actor, and since I was a child, I have had round eyes whenever I see a beautiful girl.

45. 男人嘛，豁达一点，干嘛非得在一棵树上吊死？三条腿的蛤蟆找不到，两条腿的女人多的是！孔子曰：人生苦短，及时行乐。一百年太久，我们只争朝夕。

45. Men, be broad-minded, why must you hang yourself on one tree? You can't find a toad with three legs, but there are plenty of women with two legs! Confucius said: Life is short, enjoy it while you can. A hundred years is too long, we only fight for today and tomorrow.

46. 世间的喧闹都是浮云，书中的宁静才是永恒的。

46. The hustle and bustle of the world are all ephemeral clouds, while the tranquility of books is eternal.

47. 我不是蝗虫，我不是蜈蚣，我只爱贱哥哥，完美的爱情。

47. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my贱 brother, a perfect love.