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钱包空空,自嘲幽默两不误!中英文

面书号 2025-01-24 18:12 9


钱包空空,自卑黯然,两字难言。

The wallet is empty, feeling of inferiority and gloom, words fail to express.

1. 38现在这个年头,打工是赚不了钱的,为了来钱快一点,我们还是去做生意吧!

1. Now these days, working for a living doesn't make much money. To earn money faster, let's start doing business instead!

2. 什么都是假的, 只有穷是才真的,而且深有体会。

2. What is real is only the jar, which is the only thing that is real, and it is profoundly physical.

3. 心里明确的知道你已经离开,但还是忍不住想要努力抓住一丝自嘲般的希望。

3. You know in your heart that you have already left, but you still can't help but try to grasp at a thread of self-deprecating hope.

4. 第13章 谈判时的说话水平

4. Chapter 13: Speaking Skills During Negotiations

5. 26赚钱难,难于上青天,古有汗滴禾下土,今有工作不胜数。

5. Earning money is difficult, as difficult as climbing to the sky. In ancient times, there was sweat dripping on the soil beneath the rice paddies, and today there are countless jobs to be done.

6. 第21章 要为做成事找方法,别为做错事找借口

6. Chapter 21: Seek methods to accomplish tasks, rather than find excuses for doing wrong.

7. 世界著名音乐家贝多芬虽然耳聋了,但是他的心并没有因耳朵的变化而变化。他知道自己必须坚强地活下去,不能被艰难所吓倒。于是,他用心去感受音乐,用心去倾听音乐,《命运交响曲》终于在磨难中诞生。是呀,挫折并不可怕,可怕的是没有勇气去战胜挫折。

7. The world-famous musician Beethoven, despite being deaf, did not let the change in his ears alter his heart. He knew that he had to live strongly and not be daunted by adversity. So, he felt music with his heart and listened to music with his heart, and the "Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67," known as the "Fate Symphony," was finally born amidst trials and tribulations. Indeed, setbacks are not可怕的, what is可怕的是 lacking the courage to overcome them.

8. 青春就是当你被人踩在土地底下,你依然能像种子一样,在从地底下长出一颗大树来。

8. Youth is when, even when you are trampled beneath the earth, you can still grow like a seed into a mighty tree.

9. 人生就有许多这样的奇迹,看似比登天还难的事,有时轻而易举就可以做到,其中的差别就在于非凡的信念。

9. Life is filled with such miracles. Things that seem impossible, harder than climbing to heaven, can sometimes be achieved with ease. The difference lies in the extraordinary belief.

10. 听说你们喜欢干净的女孩, 所以我把钱花的很干净。

10. Listen to you prefer quiet girls, so I bought a very quiet MP3 player.

11. 一流的女人谈思想,二流的女人谈家事,三流的女人谈是非:一流的妈妈是榜样,二流的妈妈是教练,三流的妈妈是保姆;一流的老婆是心灵的碰撞,二流的老婆是会照顾家,三流的老婆是保姆。如果一个女人把自己定位成三流的人,那就太危险了!

11. Top-tier women discuss ideas, second-tier women talk about domestic matters, and third-tier women talk about rumors: Top-tier mothers are role models, second-tier mothers are coaches, and third-tier mothers are babysitters; top-tier wives are a collision of souls, second-tier wives are good at taking care of the household, and third-tier wives are babysitters. If a woman positions herself as a third-tier person, that is too dangerous!

12. 有一种痛叫、心一直抽、想哭却哭不出来。一个人的时候孤单,会胡思乱想;一个人的时候寂寞,会无处躲藏;一个人的时候发呆,却独自感伤。有时侯,觉得一无所有,仿佛被世界抛弃一样。走过熟悉的街角,看到熟悉的背影,突然想起你。亲爱的,请不要让我一个人,承受悲伤。

12. There's a kind of pain that feels like my heart is constantly being torn, wanting to cry but unable to. When I'm alone, I feel lonely, my mind wanders aimlessly; when I'm alone, I feel isolated, nowhere to hide; when I'm alone, I sit in contemplation, but feel sorrowfully alone. Sometimes, I feel as though I have nothing, as if I've been abandoned by the world. Walking past the familiar corner of the street, seeing the familiar back, I suddenly think of you. My dear, please don't let me bear the sorrow alone.

13. 不要让别人的看法淹没了自己心底的声音,最重要的是,要有勇气跟随自己的内心与直觉。

13. Do not let others' opinions drown out the voice within you, and most importantly, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

14. 17一定要给顾客讲有含金量的东西,一定要学会创造价值,为顾客创造他需要的价值。

14. You must communicate something valuable to the customers, and you must learn to create value, providing the customers with the value they need.

15. 32这个世间只要装在自己兜里的钱永远不会背叛你,所以,任何时候女人都要努力赚钱,而且还要学会花钱给自己找点乐。

15. In this world, the money that you keep in your pocket will never betray you, so, at any time, women should strive to earn money and also learn to spend it on themselves to find some enjoyment.

16. 39愿各位朋友,挣钱有道花钱得到,月月有余!

16. 39 May all friends earn money with integrity and spend it wisely, having more than enough every month!

17. 11辛苦赚钱时,没奈何变蜈蚣生出数百只手。可劲花钱时,不得已学狗熊时常来个冬眠。赚钱要努力,花钱需节制。愿你多保重,别做钱奴隶。

17. When hard-earned money is spent, reluctantly transform into a centipede with hundreds of hands. When it's time to spend money, can't help but act like a bear and hibernate often. To earn money, one must strive; to spend money, one must be moderate. May you take good care of yourself, and not become a slave to money.

18. 21也太华丽的大门,感觉自己在古时后的庄园了,我要努力赚钱让我的家人也住在华丽的庄园。

18. The gate is too magnificent, feeling like I'm in an ancient manor. I must work hard to make money so that my family can live in a magnificent manor as well.

19. 13今天下班早,家访了三户条件很差的家庭。感触良多。嗯,我要努力赚钱,让我孩子能富足地生活。

19. 13 Today I finished work early and visited three families with very poor conditions. I was deeply touched. Well, I will work hard to make money so that my children can live a prosperous life.

20. 要坚强不要脆弱有的人喜怒哀乐常常溢于言表,这表明他们是多么的脆弱。他们常常怒发冲冠,使他人感到厌烦和恼火。他们的喜怒哀乐比眼球还敏感,只为自己着想,成了自己好恶的奴隶。

20. Be strong, not fragile. Some people often show their joy, anger, sadness, and delight in words, which indicates how fragile they are. They often become angry to the point of fury, causing others to feel annoyed and irritated. Their emotions are more sensitive than the eyes, always thinking only of themselves, and becoming slaves to their own likes and dislikes.

21. 每天清晨起床告诉自己要努力,即使看不到未来,即使看不到希望,也依然相信自己。

21. Every morning when I wake up, I tell myself to strive hard. Even though I cannot see the future, even though I cannot see hope, I still believe in myself.

22. 4钱是坏蛋,拼死才能赚;钱是碗饭,不吃不能干;钱是冰面,花(滑)了在赚(站)。祝帅哥们个个都有钱,和谁都有缘。祝美女们个个会花钱,对象随你选!

22. Money is a scoundrel, it's hard to earn at the cost of life; Money is a plate of rice, without eating you can't work; Money is an ice surface, once spent (skated) you need to earn (stand) again. May all the handsome gentlemen have money and be blessed with good luck with everyone. May all the beautiful ladies know how to spend money, and choose whomever you wish as your partner!

23. 你的努力别人不一定放在眼里,你不努力,别人一定放在心里。

23. People may not appreciate your efforts, but if you don't make an effort, they will definitely remember it in their hearts.

24. 9赚钱给力点儿,花钱理智点儿;脑子灵活点儿,工资多一点儿;生活小康点儿,钱花多一点儿。愿你日进斗金,事事顺利!

24.9. Make more money wisely, spend money reasonably; be more flexible with your mind, earn more salary; live a well-to-do life, and spend more money. May you earn a fortune every day and everything go smoothly!

25. 危险、怀疑和否定之海,围绕着人们小小的岛屿,而信念则鞭策人,使人勇敢面对未知的前途。

25. The sea of danger, suspicion, and negation surrounds the tiny islands of people, while belief spurs them on, making them brave in the face of the unknown future.

26. 第3章 不在于说什么,而在于怎样说

26. Chapter 3: It's not about what you say, but how you say it.

27. 32真正踏入32岁了。下半辈子努力赚钱吧,房子买不起,开着房车到处走也是好的。别为难自己,开心最重要。

27. 32 years old has truly arrived. Let's work hard to make money in the second half of our lives. We may not be able to buy a house, but traveling around with an RV is also a good option. Don't put too much pressure on yourself; being happy is the most important thing.

28. 第26章 做事先懂“礼”,成事“礼”先行

Chapter 28: Understanding "Etiquette" Before Starting Work, and Prioritizing "Etiquette" in Achieving Success

29. 第32章 办公室里的心计与心机

Chapter 29: Deceit and cunning in the office (Chapter 32: Deceit and cunning in the office)

30. 42这个世界并不是掌握在那些嘲笑者的手中,而恰恰掌握在能够经受得住嘲笑与批评忍不断往前走的人手中。

30. 42 This world is not in the hands of those who laugh at others, but rather in the hands of those who can withstand laughter and criticism and continue to move forward.

31. 36不论你是演员或商人,尽量增加你的观众。在小咖啡馆唱歌的人,所赚的钱一定比不上替大唱片公司灌唱片的人,地方性的商人,不会比全国性的商人赚的钱多。

31. Whether you are an actor or a businessman, try to increase your audience as much as possible. The money earned by a singer performing in a small café is definitely not as much as that of someone recording for a major record company, and a local businessman will not earn more than a national businessman.

32. 第三部分 在工作中把话说得滴水不漏

32. Part Three: Speak with precision in work

33. 25同在一个环境中生活,强者与弱者的分界就在于谁能改变它。

33. Living in the same environment, the boundary between the strong and the weak lies in who can change it.

34. 当一个人用工作去迎接光明,光明很快就会来照耀着他。

34. When one embraces brightness with work, brightness will soon come to illuminate them.

35. 48祝福送来了,财源送给你。上联:挣钱者天不负勤勤恳恳财源滚滚送上门;下联:花钱者合家乐开开心心福气滔滔传到家;横批:能挣能花。

35. 48 Wishes come, prosperity is sent to you. Top line: Those who earn money are not forsaken by heaven; they work diligently, and wealth rolls in without fail; Bottom line: Those who spend money enjoy happiness at home; they live joyfully, and blessings overflow and reach their home; Horizontal banner: Can earn, can spend.

36. 第10章 公关时的说话水平

36. Chapter 10: Communication Level in Public Relations

37. 要时刻记得感恩于那些在人生路上帮助过你的人。

37. Always remember to be grateful to those who have helped you on your life's journey.

38. 人的自尊可能受到侵犯、戏侮、狠狠嘲笑,但没人能把它夺走,除非你自己放弃。

38. Human dignity may be violated, mocked, or severely ridiculed, but no one can take it away from you unless you give it up yourself.

39. 第5章 陷入尴尬境地,怎样说话?

Chapter 39: How to Speak When in an Embarrassing Situation?

40. 14我们最值得自豪的不在于从不跌倒,而在于每次跌倒之后都爬起来。

40. 14 What we are most proud of is not that we never fall, but that we get back up every time we fall.

41. 我会用我的最大热诚去演这出人生的戏不怕失败不怕孤单不怕绝望!一直坚信雨後总会有彩虹!

41. I will perform this play of life with the utmost enthusiasm, not fearing failure, loneliness, or despair! I always believe that after the rain, there will always be a rainbow!

42. 征服畏惧、建立自信的最快最确实的方法,就是去做你害怕的事,直到你获得成功的经验。

42. The fastest and surest way to conquer fear and build self-confidence is to do the things you are afraid of until you gain successful experience.

43. 46后来才明白,要赚到足够令自己安心的钱,才能过上简单安逸自由的生活,才能让自己活得更有底气。所以,多花时间努力,少点功夫矫情。

43. 46 It was only later that I realized that in order to earn enough money to live a simple, comfortable, and free life, and to live with more confidence, one needs to spend more time working hard and less time on sentimentalism.

44. 9赚钱如蜗牛前行,花钱如行云流水,但愿赚钱如兔跑,花钱如龟行,那样才是好,月月花不了。

44. Earning money is like a snail crawling, spending money is like clouds flowing, but I wish to earn money like a rabbit running, and spend money like a tortoise walking. That would be good, not spending any money each month.

45. 48心里空空的,以后我要努力赚钱,买一辆属于我自己的奥迪,想回家就开回去。

45. 48 feels empty inside. In the future, I will work hard to make money, buy an Audi that belongs to me, and drive home whenever I want.

46. 22销售员必备的乞丐精神——面对“顾客”首先微笑,每天被拒绝多次还是一如既往。

46. The Essential Beggar Spirit for Salespeople - Smile first to the "customer" and remain consistent despite being rejected multiple times each day.

47. 人生中有太多的过客,不管你有多么的不舍,过客始终都是过客。

47. There are too many passersby in life, no matter how much you may feel reluctant, passersby will always be passersby.

48. 大二下学期,开始规划自己的未来五年的生涯。这个生涯里,先不要把男人规划进去。因为你要做一个独立的女人,不要依赖他。

48. In the second semester of my sophomore year, I started planning my career for the next five years. For this career, initially, do not include a man in the plan. Because you want to be an independent woman and not rely on him.

49. 5一个人有100万并不能称为“百万富翁”,只有那些拥有100万但又能连续投资使100万再增值100万的人,才可以称得上“百万富翁”。前者充其量只是个“存款额”很高的人,他们不能荣获“百万富翁”的称号。

49. 5 Having 1 million is not enough to be called a "millionaire." Only those who have 1 million and can continuously invest to make the 1 million grow into another 1 million can be called a "millionaire." The former at most can be considered as someone with a very high "savings amount," but they are not eligible to be called a "millionaire."

50. 29我知道赚钱很难,难于上青天;我更知道花钱很快,快如行云流水。但我还是决定给你发这价值一毛钱的短信,愿看到短信的人:小财富滚动大财富,日入斗金,事业有成,生活富足幸福!

50. 29 I know that making money is very difficult, harder than climbing to the sky; I also know that spending money is very fast, as swift as flowing clouds and water. But I still decided to send you this text message worth ten cents, wishing that the person who reads this message: little wealth rolls into great wealth, earn a fortune daily, achieve success in your career, and live a wealthy and happy life!

51. 16努力赚钱,就是为了我在夹菜时别人不敢转动桌子。

51. I work hard to make money so that when I'm picking up my food, no one dares to turn the table.

52. 努力再度掏空 千万不要有人进入

52. Strive to empty it again; under no circumstances should anyone enter.

53. 做为女人真心要对自己好点,凡事靠自己最靠谱,否则一切都是浮云~~~

53. As a woman, it's truly important to be kind to yourself. Relying on yourself is the most reliable option, otherwise, everything is just a fleeting cloud. ~~~~

54. 有价值的人不是你摆平多少人,而是看你能帮助多少人。

54. A valuable person is not measured by how many people you can pacify, but by how many people you can help.

55. 第四部分 爱做事,会做事,做成事

55. Part Four: Love to do things, be good at doing things, and get things done.

56. 一个有坚强心志的人,财产可以被人掠夺,勇气却不会被人剥夺的。——雨果

56. A person of strong will can have their wealth taken away, but their courage will never be stolen from them. - Hugo

57. 30当你学会了销售和收钱,你不想成功都难。

57. 30 Once you've mastered sales and collecting money, it's hard not to succeed.

58. 20女人你一定要学会赚钱的本事赚钱的能力,努力挣钱!不要觉得跟自己同龄的人都结婚了就匆忙的把自己嫁了,结婚选对人才会幸福开心。不然就只能是如人饮水冷暖自知!嫁就要嫁给爱情,嫁自己爱到骨子里的人!

58. You, as a 20-year-old woman, must definitely learn the skill of earning money and the ability to make a living! Work hard to earn money! Don't rush into marriage just because people of your age are getting married. Choosing the right person to marry will bring happiness and joy. Otherwise, it can only be like others drinking water and knowing the temperature for themselves! Marry for love, marry the person you love to the core of your bones!

59. ╯为了生活努力发挥自己的作用、热爱生活吧。

59. Work hard to play your role in life and love life.

60. 第2章 拿捏说话的分寸

60. Chapter 2: Mastering the Art of Speaking with Measure

61. 最富有成就的人就是依靠他们自己的自信、智能和能力取得成功的信念,好比航标灯射出的光芒,在浩瀚的人生海洋中,牵引着人们战胜一切灾难和苦难,一步步走向辉煌。

61. The most accomplished individuals are those who rely on their own self-confidence, intelligence, and abilities to achieve success. Like the light of a lighthouse, their belief in themselves guides people through the vast ocean of life, helping them overcome all disasters and hardships, and step by step, heading towards brilliance.

62. 35女人,一定要努力的学会改变,学会挣钱,不然连发脾气的资格都没有。

62. Women, you must strive to learn how to change and how to earn money; otherwise, you don't even have the资格 to lose your temper.

63. 世上并没有用来鼓励工作努力的赏赐,所有的赏赐都只是被用来奖励工作成果的。

63. There is no reward in the world meant to encourage hard work; all rewards are only used to reward the outcomes of work.

64. 第23章 多看多听少开口

Chapter 23: See more, hear more, speak less.

65. 蔡少芬孙先生在社交平台上和儿子拍了几张温馨互动的照片,她一只手抱着孩子,另一只手挥着抹刀,最搞笑的是,她还有一只脚踩在炉子上,这似乎是为了给抱着孩子的胳膊增加一些支撑,真的是霸气十足的女王梁亮[蔡少芬扎着马尾,宽松的牛仔裤和T恤,很随意,但即便如此匆忙,也不失女星的风范蔡少芬我可能也觉得这一幕有点搞笑,她在照片上加了一篇文章:买家是不是秀晒牛仔裤?在阳光下煎?儿子只是个玩笑,这些话既幽默又自嘲。

65. Mr. Sun of Tsai Shao-fan took a few warm and interactive photos with his son on social media platforms. She held the child in one arm while waving a spatula with the other hand. The funniest part was that she also had one foot on the stove, which seemed to provide some support for her arm holding the baby. It's truly the majestic queen Liang Liang [Tsai Shao-fan with a ponytail, wearing relaxed jeans and a T-shirt, looking very casual, but even so, she maintains the elegance of a film star. Tsai Shao-fan might also find this scene a bit funny, as she added a caption to the photo: "Are you showing off your jeans? Frying in the sun? My son is just a joke," and these words are both humorous and self-deprecating.

66. 1花钱容易赚钱难。愿你有棵摇钱树,啥时你都花不完;愿你魔术会变钱,再也不喊赚钱难。祝你财源滚滚、财运亨通。

66. 1 It's easy to spend money but hard to earn it. May you have a money tree that never runs out of money for you at any time; may your magic be able to turn money, and you never have to complain about earning money being hard again. Wishing you a continuous flow of wealth and prosperity.

67. 第28章 做事要注意分寸和尺度

Chapter 28: When doing things, one must pay attention to the degree and measure.

68. 人生应当努力,正如男生追求帅气,女生追求美丽。

68. Life should be pursued with effort, just as boys strive for handsome and girls for beauty.

69. 我们之间的缘分,纵然再努力,也许也只能是遗憾地擦肩而过。

69. The fate between us, no matter how hard we try, may only be regretfully passing by each other.

70. 49每一日你所付出的代价都比前一日高,因为你的生命又消短了一天,所以每一日你都要更积极。

70. 49 Each day the price you pay is higher than the day before, because your life has become shorter by another day, so you should be more proactive every day.

71. 20请一位精明的会计师。最初的时候,你自己记账,但除非你本身是个会计师,你还是请一位精明的会计师,可能决定你的成功和失败——他是值得你花钱的。

71. Hire a shrewd accountant. Initially, you can keep your own books, but unless you are an accountant yourself, you should still hire a shrewd accountant, who may determine your success or failure—they are worth spending money on.

72. 18每天坚持三件事,看脸、看秤、看余额。如果脸不够美,秤不够低,余额不够多。那么,请继续奋斗!

72. Every day, stick to three things: look at your face, look at the scale, and look at your balance. If your face is not beautiful enough, the scale is not low enough, and the balance is not sufficient enough. Then, keep striving!