轻幽默，长胖了？发朋友圈的绝世笑料大公开！🎉🥳

Light-hearted humor, gained weight? Unveiling the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke for posting on WeChat Moments! 🎉🥳

1. 28十三香龙虾是淮安市许多著名的美食之一。现在，这已成为传遍世界的美味佳肴。

1. The 28 Spices Crayfish is one of the many famous delicacies in Huai'an City. Now, it has become a delicious dish that has spread throughout the world.

2. 47你们的纹身都太哲理了看不懂我只想在手上纹个“不要吃宵夜”。

2. 47 Your tattoos are all too philosophical and I can't understand them. I just want a "Don't Eat Late-Night Snacks" tattoo on my hand.

3. 4总是很喜欢跑步，想必生来就喜欢。经常一个人走着走着就拔腿跑了起来，并且每次都故意装出一副要赶赴火灾现场的样子，害走在路旁的路人甲都替我捏一把汗，以为哪出事故了。呵，其实我只是喜欢跑步而已。

3.4 has always been fond of running, I suppose it's a natural inclination. Often, I would be walking alone and suddenly start running, and each time I would deliberately act as if I was rushing to a fire scene, causing the passerby on the roadside, Mr. A, to hold his breath in worry, thinking some accident had occurred. Ha, actually, I just enjoy running.

4. 37人有一种坏习惯，记得住倒霉，记不住走运。

4. 37 people have a bad habit: they remember misfortunes but forget blessings.

5. 面对困境，我们要坚持自己的信念，就像守住一段珍贵的沉香。

5. Facing difficulties, we must hold fast to our beliefs, just as we would guard a precious piece of agarwood.

6. 一个人总是仰望和羡慕着别人的幸福，一回头，却发现自己正被仰望和羡慕着。其实每个人都是幸福的，只是你的幸福，常常在别人眼里。

6. A person always looks up and envies others' happiness, but when they turn around, they find that they themselves are being looked up to and envied. In fact, everyone is happy, but your happiness often appears in others' eyes.

7. 23在三伏天里坚持跑步，对跑步绝对是真爱。

7. Sticking to running during the Dog Days, it's absolute love for the sport.

8. 人不一定要学会如何去知恩图报，至少要知道不能忘本。

8. One does not necessarily have to learn how to be grateful and repay kindness, but at least one should know not to forget one's roots.

9. 57慢跑了30分钟，浑身都是汗水。却感觉特别的舒服，这是我坚持跑步的第54天！

9. I did a 57-minute slow jog and was drenched in sweat. Yet, I felt particularly comfortable. This is the 54th day I've been sticking to my running routine!

10. 29我决定用跑步发泄 ， 心情不好去跑步 ， 失眠多梦去跑步 ， 我为自己带盐。

10. 29 I decided to vent through running, to run when I'm in a bad mood, to run when I have insomnia and lots of dreams, I'm taking salt for myself.

11. 58我们活在这个世界上，每天不断的奔跑，甚至奔命，追逐的是世俗的需要，而非是心灵的需求。

11.58 We live in this world, running day by day, sometimes even running for our lives, chasing after secular needs rather than the needs of the soul.

12. 31又回到一个人孤独的日子没人和我一起半夜吃小龙虾了。

12. 31 Back to the lonely days of being alone, no one to eat spicy crayfish with me in the middle of the night.

13. 9莫过于心酸的是，一个人很晚下班回到家，吃饭吃着吃着就哭起来了。

13.9 The most heart-wrenching thing is when someone comes home late from work, starts eating, and then bursts into tears.

14. 8体育和运动可以增进人体的健康和人的乐观情绪，而乐观情绪却是长寿的一项必要条件。

14. Sports and physical exercise can enhance human health and one's optimistic mood, and an optimistic mood is a necessary condition for longevity.

15. 低头瞅瞅自身的肉，真是弃也弃不掉的柔情。

15. The chicken heads are indeed a very unique and indispensable culinary situation.

16. 你可以有一千个理由一蹶不振，但只要有一个理由你就要坚强站起！

16. You may have a thousand reasons to collapse, but as long as you have one reason, you must stand up strong!

17. 55下班时间到，绝不多一秒，关机关窗关电源，时刻记得这一点：下班啦，属于自己的时间到啦，祝你下班时刻轻轻松松，把握自己开开心心。

17. 55 is the time to clock out, not a second more. Turn off the equipment, close the windows, and the power source. Always remember this: it's time to clock out, your own time has arrived. Wishing you a stress-free and joyful moment of leaving work.

18. 22麻麻辣辣爽个够麻辣龙虾谢客赏，红红火火一年年。

18. 22 Spicy and delicious, satisfy your craving for spicy crayfish; it's a year-round fiery feast.

19. 2我决定用跑步发泄 ， 心情不好去跑步 ， 失眠多梦去跑步 ， 我为自己带盐。

19.2 I decided to vent through running, to run when I'm in a bad mood, to run when I can't sleep and have frequent nightmares, I bring salt for myself.

20. 30我只是喜欢他跑步认真的模样，喜欢他的态度，我喜欢看他冲刺，喜欢看他跨过终点的那一刻。

20. 30 I just like the serious look when he runs, I like his attitude. I enjoy watching him sprint and love watching him cross the finish line.

21. 15喜欢跑步，在跑步中能让自己想通许多的问题。

21. 15 likes running and finds it helpful to work through many issues while running.

22. 31有些你舍不得打扰的情绪，都可以用跑步的方式去自我发泄。

22. 31 There are some emotions you are reluctant to disturb, which can all be self-relieved through running.

23. 60最好的习惯就是运动。运动其实是一种放松，一天工作后的身体的释放，大脑的放空。在鸟语花香的运动场，感受快乐和谐。

23. The best habit is exercise. In fact, exercise is a form of relaxation, a way for the body to unwind after a day's work and for the mind to clear. In the sports field where birds chirp and flowers bloom, you can experience joy and harmony.

24. 24枪响了，我一个箭步窜了出去，使出全身的力气奔跑着，耳边风声呼呼响。

24. The 24th shot rang out, and I darted forward with a swift arrow step, running with all my might, with the sound of the wind whistling in my ears.

25. 21一个动作每天坚持15分钟，相当于跑步一个小时很赞哦，再次分享给大家。

25. Doing an activity for 15 minutes every day is equivalent to running for an hour, which is great! I'm sharing it with everyone again.

26. 49坚持跑步第四天，没吃晚饭的第四天。坚持下来，会瘦下来的，体力会上去的。

26. It's the fourth day of running and the fourth day without having dinner. Stick to it, and you will lose weight, and your physical strength will increase.

27. 28每天多锻炼跑步一会，这样我的运动步数也能和你离的近一点啦。

27. 28 If I run a bit longer each day, then my step count can be closer to yours too.

28. 58若可以跑，便不要走。走不到，就爬吧。永不放弃。

28. 58 If you can run, don't walk. If you can't walk, then crawl. Never give up.

29. 11昨晚出去吃宵夜，这个雪碧倒的简直是厉害了。

29. 11 Last night, I went out for late-night snacks, and the way this Sprite was poured was simply amazing.

30. 51你不是因为变老而停止跑步，你是因为停止跑步才变老。

30. 51 You did not stop running because you got older; you got older because you stopped running.

31. 5在这个季节里，喝啤酒，烤串，吃小龙虾，成了街坊们舌尖上的美味。特别是小龙虾，让人欲罢不能，越吃越过瘾。

31. 5 In this season, drinking beer, grilling skewers, and eating crayfish have become the delicious delicacies on the tongues of the neighborhood folks. Especially the crayfish, which is irresistible and gets more addictive the more one eats.

32. 12最好的习惯就是运动。运动其实是一种放松，一天工作后的身体的释放，大脑的放空。在鸟语花香的运动场，感受快乐和谐。

32. The best habit is exercise. Exercise is actually a form of relaxation, a release for the body after a day's work, and a clearing of the mind. In the sports field where birds sing and flowers bloom, feel the joy and harmony.

33. 毅力勤奋忘我投身于工作的人。诚实和勤勉，应该成为你永久的伴侣。

33. People who are diligent, persistent, and selfless in their work. Honesty and diligence should be your permanent companions.

34. 9可我的脚下像绑着千斤巨石，怎么也跑不快，怎么也跑不起来。我的脸扭曲了，但同学的加油声依然那么响亮，依然那么充满，充满友谊的祝福。同样，老师们强有力的呼喊声更让我感动。我加宽了脚步。是老师，是同学，是他们帮我分担了背在身上的包袱。才使得我跑得更快。

34. 9 But my feet seemed to be chained with a thousand pounds of heavy stones, no matter how fast I tried to run, I couldn't move. My face was distorted, but the cheers from my classmates were still so loud, so full, full of friendship and blessings. Similarly, the strong shouts from the teachers moved me even more. I widened my steps. It was the teachers, the classmates, and them who helped me shoulder the burden I was carrying, allowing me to run even faster.

35. 勿以己之长，而显人之短；勿因己之拙，而忘人之能。

35. Do not expose others' shortcomings because of your own strengths; do not forget others' abilities because of your own weaknesses.

36. 28记住，下班路上随带买束花取悦自己永远比讨好别人更重要。

36. Remember, taking the time to buy a bouquet of flowers to please yourself on the way home is always more important than trying to please others.

37. 41为了到达终点线，你必须尝试很多不同的路线。

37. 41 To reach the finishing line, you must try many different routes.

38. 别小看任何人，越不起眼的人。往往会做些让人想不到的事。

38. Don't underestimate anyone, especially those who seem unremarkable. They often do things that surprise people.

39. 1一天的工作实在难捱，下班的时间终于到来，紧锁的眉头忽而放开，快乐的心情飞扬天外，晚上的节目早做安排：吃饭、喝酒、上网、聊天、外加收菜。祝：幸福充满八小时外！

39. 1 The workday felt incredibly long, and finally, the time for going off work arrived. The tight frown on my face suddenly relaxed, and the happy mood soared into the heavens. The evening plans were already set: eating, drinking, surfing the internet, chatting, and not to mention farming in the game. Wishing: happiness fills the eight hours beyond work!

40. 34你可以因为工作太累烦恼，可以因为工作压力难受，也可以因为加班闷闷不乐，但你没有任何理由在收到短信后不开心，因为我祝你：下班了，一定要快乐！

40. 34 You can be troubled by working too hard, you can feel uncomfortable due to work pressure, and you can be in a bad mood because of overtime, but you have no reason to be unhappy after receiving a text message, because I wish you: After work, be sure to be happy!

41. 24跑步的过程，就是不断进取的过程。跑步中，我强烈感受到了青春活力的跃动。于是，每一天的议事日程，我都要作这样一个安排：早晨，我去跑步。

41. The process of running 24 hours a day is a continuous process of striving forward. In the act of running, I strongly feel the surge of youthful vitality. Therefore, every day's schedule, I must make such an arrangement: in the morning, I go for a run.

42. 40累了一天，却睡不着。头疼的要炸掉，年轻人不都是积极向上的吗？

42. After a tiring day, I can't sleep. My head is pounding so hard it feels like it's going to explode. Don't young people always have a positive and upward spirit?

43. 33开始夜跑后，经常有人说，那么晚了还跑步，会影响睡眠的啦！然后，当我进入深睡眠的时候，他们还在玩手机，刷微博。

43. Since I started running at night, people often say, "It's so late, running will affect your sleep!" Then, when I'm in deep sleep, they are still playing with their phones, scrolling through Weibo.

44. 24你们知道作为一个美食编辑，每次看到小龙虾的，那种心情吗。

44. 24 You know what kind of feeling I have every time I see crayfish as a food editor.

45. 50同志们我在吃宵夜了，我是不会放弃长胖的。

45. Comrades, I'm having a late-night snack. I won't give up on gaining weight.

46. 21以前的我有三个爱好：运动看书爱你；现在的我有三个习惯：运动看书以及想你。

46. Before the age of 21, I had three hobbies: sports, reading, and loving you; now, I have three habits: sports, reading, and thinking of you.

47. 47若可以跑，便不要走。走不到，就爬吧。永不放弃。

47. If you can run, don't walk. If you can't walk, then crawl. Never give up.

48. 19在青春的道路上奔跑，唯恐赶不上花开的一瞬……

48. Running on the path of youth, afraid that I might not catch the fleeting moment of the flowers blooming...

49. 21今天标志着未来的开始，充满无限可能的未来。

49. 21 marks the beginning of the future, filled with an infinite number of possibilities.

50. 8正是吃小龙虾时节，今年夏天爱上了酒醉冰镇和蒜蓉小龙虾～

50. 8 is the perfect season for eating spicy crayfish, and this summer I fell in love with drunken ice-cold and garlic-flavored spicy crayfish!

51. 56心塞心情不好的或者心慌的时候用跑步来发泄一下挺好的。

51. 56 It's quite good to vent your frustration or anxiety by running when you're feeling down or experiencing palpitations.

52. 3口渴只是一刻，疲倦只是一时，荣耀却是一生。

52. Thirst is just for a moment, fatigue is just temporary, but glory lasts a lifetime.

53. 34正式戒烟、坚持跑步、锻炼身体、不喝碳酸饮料、不醉酒、不喝冰镇果杯、少辣、少糖

53. Officially quit smoking, stick to running, exercise regularly, avoid carbonated drinks, do not get drunk, avoid chilled fruit cups, reduce spicy flavors, reduce sugar intake.

54. 31从早到晚心情逐步被消耗殆尽，晚上去跑步发泄一下就好了，出门放风真的很重要！

54. 31: From morning to night, my mood gradually wore thin. Going for a run in the evening to vent was a good idea, and stepping out to get some fresh air is really important!

55. 40最近几天心情不是很好。每天都会通过跑步的方式去发泄情绪。

55. In recent days, I haven't been feeling too good. Every day, I go for a run to vent my emotions.

56. 5我能想到最幸福的事，就是跟你一起吃麻辣小龙虾。

56. 5 The happiest thing I can think of is eating spicy and spicy little prawns with you.

57. 即使手中没有橙色的光芒，也可以用红色和**调配出太阳。。

57. Even without the orange glow in hand, one can mix red to **create a sun...**

58. 52Happy today， take your time and clock home

58. 52Happy today, take your time and clock home

59. 修行是对自己良心的交待，不是做给别人看的。

59. Cultivation is an act of accountability to one's own conscience, not something done for others to see.

60. 10美味穿越 艾米老爹虾不可挡。

60. 10 Delightful Crossroads - Mr. Amy's shrimp is irresistible.

61. 3龙虾的胡子又细又长，顶部还有一些尖刺，可真威武。

61. The mustaches of the three lobsters are thin and long, with some spikes at the top, truly formidable.

62. 57今天天气突然转凉，到了傍晚还下雨，没带够衣服下班路上有点凉心也是。

62. 57 The weather suddenly turned cooler today, and it even rained in the evening. It was a bit chilling on my way home since I didn't bring enough clothes.

63. 20最好的习惯就是运动。运动其实是一种放松，一天工作后的身体的释放，大脑的放空。在鸟语花香的运动场，感受快乐和谐。

63. The best habit is exercise. Exercise is actually a form of relaxation, a release for the body after a day's work, and an emptying of the mind. In a sports ground where birds sing and flowers bloom, one can experience happiness and harmony.

64. 35每天都以跑步开始，以喝着啤酒处理着工作邮件结束。昨日又是满满的一天。

64. 35 starts each day with a run and ends it by sipping beer while handling work emails. Yesterday was another full day.

65. 2最近几天心情不是很好。每天都会通过跑步的方式去发泄情绪。

65.2 Lately, I haven't been feeling too good. Every day, I vent my emotions by going for a run.

66. 常往光明快乐一面看，这就是我一生成功的诀窍。

66. Always look on the bright and happy side, that is the secret to my lifelong success.

67. 21吃小龙虾一时爽一直吃一直爽我现在双手感觉又麻又辣都要烧起来了，想剁掉这双麻辣手。

67. Eating spicy crayfish is so satisfying for a moment; the more you eat, the more satisfying it gets. Now, my hands feel numb and spicy, like they're on fire. I want to chop off these spicy and numbing hands.

68. 爱与不爱，是种感觉，不过有些感觉，会输给时间。

68. Love and dislove are a kind of feeling, but some feelings can be defeated by time.

69. 34坚持跑步，以前看别人跑5分多，感觉很厉害，坚持下去，我也可以。

69. 34 Stick to running. Before, I felt impressive when I saw others run for more than 5 minutes, but if I keep at it, I can do it too.

70. 26连续跑步追赶你的速度，渐渐发觉自己忽略脚下的足迹！

70. 26 Keep running to catch up with your own speed, and gradually realize that you have neglected the footprints beneath you!

71. 16经过努力，得到自己想要的东西，这是一件非常快乐的事情。

71. After much effort, achieving what one desires is a very joyful thing.

72. 14还有人不喜欢吃小龙虾的嘛，这么美味的东西，一定没有人不喜欢吧。

72. 14 Are there still people who don't like to eat crayfish? Such a delicious thing, there must be no one who doesn't like it, right?

73. 51摩卡的卡路里可是很的，我可不想为了喝这个在跑步机上浪费2个小时。

73. The calories in a 51 mocha are pretty high, and I don't want to waste 2 hours on the treadmill just to drink this.

74. 40童年的事让我开心，让我回味无穷，让我难以忘怀。

74. Things from my childhood make me happy, fill me with endless memories, and are hard for me to forget.

75. 40早晨一斤肯德基油条，中午和晚上一盆排骨米饭，宵夜一碗鹊巢咖啡。

75. In the morning, one kilogram of KFC oil sticks, at noon and in the evening, a pot of spareribs rice, and a bowl of鹊巢 coffee for the midnight snack.