在繁华的都市，朋友圈成了人们喜怒哀乐的舞台，笑谈间，故事已悄然变形，快乐瞬间，尽在这一瞬。

In the bustling metropolis, the朋友圈 has become the stage for people's joys and sorrows. With laughter and talk, the stories have subtly transformed, and all the happiness is captured in this very moment.

1. 不就是我得不到的东西吗？

1. Isn't it what I can't get?

2. 你凭什么说我渣，

2. On what grounds do you call me a scoundrel?

3. 但如果别人骂我，

3. But if someone curses me,

4. 我又没说只爱你一个，是吧宝？

4. I didn't say I only love you, did I, my dear?

5. 因为我发现躺着真的挺舒服的

5. Because I found lying down to be really comfortable.

6. 我很好奇，人不都喝开水的吗，

6. I'm curious, don't people all drink boiled water?

7. 谢谢那些把我打倒的人，

7. Thank you to those who knocked me down.

8. 让他在黑名单里摇摆

8. Let him sway on the blacklist

9. 为什么要喝口水？

9. Why should you drink water?

10. 我就把自己放二手平台卖了

10. I just listed myself for sale on a second-hand platform.

11. 我就会让他知道什么是软柿子

11. I'll make him know what a soft peach is.

12. 男人拽，那就甩，

12. If a man is stubborn, then you should leave him.

13. 丑的外表，加上低的智商，很协调

13. Ugly appearance, coupled with low intelligence, makes a perfect match.

14. 我可以调侃自己是废物，

14. I can joke about myself being a waste.

15. 生活把我捶打成折叠屏，

15. Life has pounded me into a foldable screen.

16. 上帝是公平的，

16. God is just.

17. 钱算什么东西，

17. What is money to you?

18. 朋友说人倒霉的时候喝口水都能噎着，

18. The friend said that when a person is倒霉 (unlucky), they can even choke on a sip of water.