1. 他说好饿

1. He said he was so hungry.

2. 他说天气好

2. He said the weather is nice.

3. 他认错

3. He admitted his mistake.

4. 我：镜头反转对准我的菜

4. Me: The camera is reversed and pointed at my dish

5. 我:感谢老铁送来的思念

5. Me: Thank you, old iron, for sending your thoughts.

6. 我:那赶快晒晒腹肌

6. Me: Then let's quickly show off those abs!

7. 我:敢耍老子古他那!

7. Me: Dare to mess with me, old man!

8. 他发癫

8. He's gone crazy.

9. 他发自拍

9. He took a selfie.

10. 我:客服1号，很不高兴为你服务

10. Me: Customer Service 1, I am very unhappy to be serving you.

11. 他说想你了

11. He said he misses you.

12. 我：吃我两拳

12. Me: Give me two punches

13. 他说笑死

13. He made me laugh so hard.

14. 我：活爹

14. Me: Living father

15. 他很难过

15. He was very sad.

16. 他不理我

16. He ignored me.

17. 他说想亲嘴

17. He said he wanted to kiss.

18. 他贩剑

18. He traded in swords.

19. 他说醒了

19. He said he was awake.

20. 我:在报备吗?好暖昧

20. Me: Are you reporting it? It's so ambiguous.

21. 我：复婚好吗 孩子想爸了

21. Me: Is it good to remarry? The child misses his dad.

22. 他说无聊

22. He said he was bored.

23. 我:太好了，恭喜你又活一天

23. Me: That's great, congrats on making it through another day.

24. 我:已阅，不批

24. Me: Read, no approval

25. 他说睡醒了

25. He said he woke up from sleep.

26. 他问在干嘛

26. He asked what he was doing.

27. 我:好久没见少爷这么笑过了

27. Me: It's been a long time since I've seen Master laughing so much.

28. 我：扣1姐哄哄你

28. Me: Call 1, Sister Heng heng you

29. 我不该在这里，我应在江湖悠悠！饮一壶浊酒！姑娘！敢问芳名？看姑娘身姿如燕 谈吐不凡 想必是出自大户人家！不知小生可有这个机会与姑娘一同饮酒作诗？今夜月光莹莹 洒在姑娘发丝与眉眼间 小生不自禁就看醉了～姑娘好功夫！真是巾帼不让须眉啊！在下佩服！佩服！曾经有人与我说英雄难过美人关 在下不信 可如今见了姑娘 才知什么叫金风玉露一相逢 便胜却人间无数～快哉快哉～姑娘放心，小生心中只有这片江湖，唯你一人可入我眼，入我心！若真有哪日我敢妄入旁门，姑娘只管拔剑相向，小生绝不挣扎，甘愿受罚！ 只是小生也斗胆立誓：此生此心，唯你独占，别说是别的江湖，连一朵云也不敢多看一眼！若违此誓，天打雷劈都不算多！

29. I shouldn't be here; I should be roaming the world of江湖! To drink a pot of muddied wine! Young miss! May I ask your name? Your posture is as graceful as a swallow, and your speech is extraordinary, which must mean you come from a wealthy family! Do you think I have the opportunity to drink and compose poetry with you, young miss? Tonight, the bright moonlight shines upon your hair and eyebrows, and I can't help but get drunk with admiration. Young miss, your martial arts skills are impressive! You truly are a woman who can match any man! I am truly in awe! Awe! Someone once told me that heroes find it hard to pass the beauty's gate, and I didn't believe it. But now that I have seen you, I understand what it means to have a golden autumn breeze and jade dew encounter, which is more than all the beauties in the world. What a joy! What a joy! Miss, please rest assured, for in my heart, there is only this world of江湖, and only you can enter my eyes and my heart! If there comes a day when I dare to step into another's domain, please take up your sword and face me. I will not struggle and am willing to accept the punishment! But dare I also make a solemn vow: This life, this heart, belongs to you alone. Not only other worlds of江湖, but even a single cloud, I dare not look at with more than one glance! If I break this vow, being struck by lightning and thunder would not be enough!

30. 他说你人机

30. He said you are a human-computer

31. 他套路你

31. He bamboozled you.

32. 我:扣1转人妻

32. Me: Press 1 to become a wife

33. 我：谁同意你出院的

33. Me: Who agreed to let you be discharged?

34. 我：来玩弄一下我的感情

34. Me: Mess with my feelings

35. 我:好想变成章鱼转着圈抽你

35. Me: I really want to be an octopus and twirl around to pull you.

36. 我:穿上衣服，你还小我不碰你

36. Me: Put on your clothes, you're still young, I won't touch you.

37. 他说话难听

37. He has a rough tongue.

38. 他让你感觉无语

38. He left you speechless.

39. 封面

39. Cover

40. 我:不处

40. Me: Not settled

41. 他发晚饭

41. He sent dinner.