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在时光的长河中,有一种奇妙的存在,它时而如春风拂面,时而似冬雪皑皑,这就是——亲密之间。
In the long river of time, there is a wonderful existence that is sometimes like the gentle breeze of spring, and sometimes like the dazzling snow of winter. This is what we call "intimacy."
1. 你我间的友情就是彼此一种心灵的感应,是一种心领神会的感悟。
1. The friendship between you and me is a kind of spiritual empathy, a heart-to-heart understanding.
2. 不要把自己当回事。请问你是谁?
2. Don't take yourself too seriously. Who are you, please?
3. 你卑微的表面,掩盖了变态的内心。
3. Your humble exterior masks a perverted inner self.
4. 看看你穿得像二战前被淘汰的慰安妇。
4. Look at you, dressed up like a comfort woman who was discarded before World War II.
5. 我们穿情侣装,用相同的杯子,喜欢同样的颜色,默契好的不像话,友情也能够这么暖。
5. We wear matching outfits, use the same cups, enjoy the same colors, our默契 is amazing, and our friendship can be so warm as well.
6. 不要说别人脑子有病。有脑子的前提是你必须有脑子。
6. Don't say that someone else is crazy. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain yourself.
7. 看看你额头的皱纹,能打死一只苍蝇,还在装嫩。
7. Look at the wrinkles on your forehead, they could kill a fly, yet you still act youthful.
8. 看你那脑门的皱纹都能夹死一只苍蝇了,还在这装年轻。
8. Look at the wrinkles on your forehead; they could trap a fly. Yet you're still pretending to be young.
9. 茫茫人海,我们相遇,一种缘,一种分。彼此形影相依,我们永不分离。有甜一起享,有苦一起担。同舟共济那些年,是我们永远无法忘怀。
9. Amid the vast sea of people, we meet, a destiny, a fate. We rely on each other's shadows, never to be separated. We share the sweetness and bear the bitterness together. The years we faced difficulties together are something we will never forget.
10. 现在的我们一起穿校服,长大的我们一起穿婚纱。
10. Now we wear school uniforms together, and as we grow up, we will wear wedding dresses together.
11. 狗叫有什么用?如果你真的咬我,你会嫉妒的。不要做一只狗。背后诋毁我有意思吗?
11. What's the point of a dog barking? If you really bite me, you'd be jealous. Don't be a dog. Is it amusing to slander me behind my back?
12. 您出来刷牙了吗牙齿上面是什么黄的还是菜叶什么的
12. Have you come out to brush your teeth yet? What is that yellow stuff on your teeth, or is it something like lettuce leaves?
13. 看你细胳膊细腿的。你看起来像只青蛙。你认为你很漂亮。我求你了,去死吧!
13. Look at your thin arms and legs. You look like a frog. You think you're beautiful, huh? I beg you, just die already!
14. 你家的厕所清洁剂和傅的用法是一样的。
14. The toilet cleaner at your house is used in the same way as Fu's.
15. 看你那细胳膊儿,细腿儿的,跟个田鸡似的,还以为自己有多好看,我拜托你,死旁边去吧!
15. Look at those slender arms and legs of yours, looking like a frog. You still think you're so handsome? I beg you, just go and die on the side!
16. 谢谢你让我看到了婊子的真面目。
16. Thank you for letting me see the true face of a slut.
17. 天下无不散的宴席,我只愿当你的避风港,就算我不在你身旁。
17. There is no feast in the world that does not end, and I only wish to be your safe haven, even if I am not by your side.
18. 闺蜜就是那种今天吵,明天笑,近了烦,远了想。
18. Best friends are the kind of people who argue today, laugh tomorrow, get annoying when close, and are missed when far away.
19. 闺蜜就是,见面就动手动脚,说话毫不留情,但你一生气就认输的姑娘。
19. A best friend is someone who is affectionate and playful when you meet, speaks without hesitation, but you will easily give in when you get angry.
20. 到老的时候,我们也能优雅的谈笑,聊着过去,共同感叹一辈子的美好。
20. When we are old, we can still chat and laugh elegantly, reminiscing about the past and collectively marveling at the beauty of a lifetime.
21. 对一个朋友信任的深浅,不是看你会不会对他笑,而是看你愿不愿意当着他的面哭。
21. The depth of trust in a friend is not measured by whether you smile at them, but by whether you are willing to cry in their presence.
22. 等我有钱了,我要带你们吃遍所有的美食,逛遍天下所有街。
22. When I have money, I will take you all to taste all the delicious foods and explore all the streets in the world.
23. 你这样活着需要很大的勇气,但你居然挺过来了!我钦佩你的奉献精神。
23. It takes great courage to live like this, yet you've managed to get through it! I admire your dedication.
24. 去掉你的愚蠢是科研成果。成功后,我马上就可以转到中科院了!
24. Removing your foolishness is scientific research achievement. After the success, I can transfer to the Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately!
25. 脑袋大的跟B似的,天生一副B样,连猪都要为你羞愧了。
25. Your head is as big as a B, you have a natural B-like demeanor, even the pigs would be ashamed for you.
26. 你出生时就丑的躲起来了,连你父母都不敢见你,你还怕有人举报你
26. You were so ugly at birth that you hid away; even your parents were afraid to see you, and you're still afraid someone will report you.
27. 虽不是一开始就这么好,但在共同经历过的日子里彼此坚定的心。
27. Although not originally so good, there is a steadfast heart between us that has been forged through the days we have shared together.
28. 闺蜜就是坐在一起即使我说的前言不搭后语,你也懂,即使什么也不说,也不会感到尴尬。
28. Best friends are those who can sit together even if I talk nonsensically, and you understand. Even if we don't say anything, there's no awkwardness.
29. 亲爱的闺蜜,不管我做什么你都义无反顾的在我身边。
29. Dear best friend, no matter what I do, you are always there by my side, unwavering and unhesitant.
30. 有时候想到你就会哭,想要把所有的幸福都给你,你骂我傻,然后红了眼眶。
30. Sometimes, when I think of you, I can't help but cry, wanting to give you all the happiness in the world, and then you scold me for being silly, and your eyes turn red with tears.
31. 您就说。您要脸。您真要脸,我就没见过比你要脸的。
31. Just say it. You have some dignity. If you really have dignity, I haven't seen anyone with more dignity than you.
32. 都没给你阳光你就灿烂了,你说你脸皮咋这么厚。
32. You were radiant even without the sunlight, you say your skin is so thick.
33. 我不想打你。因为我今天没钱买湿巾。
33. I don't want to hit you. Because I have no money to buy wet wipes today.
34. 你的左脸贴着右脸。潜台词:脸皮太厚的同时我也不要脸。
34. Your left cheek is pressed against your right. Subtext: While you have a thick face, I also don't have any shame.
35. 长脸,擦擦眼睛,请看清什么是脸。
35. Long face, wipe your eyes, please make sure you understand what a face is.
36. 是你教会我,女孩子,要把自己当成奢侈品来宠爱。
36. It was you who taught me, girls, to treat yourself as a luxury to pamper.
37. 你我间的友谊就是彼此一种心灵的感应,是一种心照不宣的感悟。
37. The friendship between you and me is a kind of telepathic connection, an unspoken understanding.
38. 谢谢你让我毫无顾忌地倾诉,谢谢你愿意与我分享喜悦忧伤,谢谢你让我相信友谊真的可以天长地久。
38. Thank you for allowing me to pour out my heart without reservation, thank you for being willing to share my joys and sorrows, and thank you for making me believe that true friendship can last forever.
39. 麻烦你下回瓷粉多刮点,省得别人分不清楚哪是屁股哪是脸。
39. Please scrape off more of the porcelain powder next time, so that others can't tell the difference between the buttocks and the face.
40. 不得不承认,你有着凤姐般的自信,芙蓉姐姐般的身材,如花般的美貌。
40. Admittedly, you possess the confidence of a Feng Jie, the figure of a Hong Rou Jie, and the beauty of a blossoming flower.
41. 当你第一次扇我耳光的时候,请想想我会不会扇你回去。
41. When you slap me for the first time, please think about whether I will slap you back.
42. 说好的,要去南极钓企鹅,去撒哈拉踏青,去月球上晒太阳。
42. Agreed, to go to Antarctica to fish for penguins, to enjoy the spring scenery in the Sahara, and to bask in the sun on the moon.
43. 没有给你阳光,你也灿烂。你说你脸皮真厚。
43. Without giving you sunshine, you still shine brightly. You say you have such a thick skin.
44. 不管你多美或多丑,我都依然爱你,皮囊会骗人,但我们的心不会。
44. No matter how beautiful or ugly you are, I still love you. The outer shell can deceive, but our hearts will not.
45. 头大如B,天生一对B,连猪都会以你为耻。
45. A head as big as B, a pair of B's naturally, even pigs would be ashamed of you.
46. 你能不能别摇头了?都被水撞碎了。
46. Can't you stop shaking your head? It's all shattered by the water.
47. 最好的感情,找一个能够聊得来的伴。各种话题,永远说不完;重复的语言,也不觉得厌倦。幸福,就是有一个读懂你的人;温暖,就是有一个愿意陪伴你的人。
47. The best feelings are finding a companion with whom you can talk endlessly about various topics; the repetition of language doesn't feel tedious. Happiness is having someone who understands you; warmth is having someone who is willing to accompany you.
48. 最好的恋情是你可以彻底地做自己,她却依然迷恋真实的你。
48. The best relationship is one where you can be completely yourself, and yet she remains captivated by the real you.
49. 不要说别人脑子有病,脑子有病的前提是必须有个脑子。
49. Don't say someone has a sick mind; the premise of having a sick mind is that one must have a mind in the first place.
50. 你信不信有一种感情,一辈子都不会输给时间。
50. Do you believe in a kind of emotion that will never be defeated by time?
51. 最好的闺蜜,是你可以尽力地欺负她,她却依然爱你爱到死。
51. The best of best friends is someone you can mistreat as much as you want, and yet she still loves you to the moon and back.
52. 你知道我所有的难堪,拥抱会有最大的力度,擦眼泪时小心翼翼。
52. You know all my awkwardness, the embrace will have the greatest strength, and I will be careful when wiping away tears.
53. 就算卡车在我面前撞了你,我也不会送你去医院!你浪费氧气。
53. Even if the truck hit you in front of me, I wouldn't take you to the hospital! You're wasting oxygen.
54. 最坏最难熬的时光,你陪我走过,我欢呼的时候你默默的微笑。
54. During the worst and most difficult times, you walked through with me, and when I cheered, you smiled silently.
55. 我经常损你,是因为我相信我们的关系,我不怕你会生气。
55. I often tease you because I believe in our relationship, and I'm not afraid that you will be angry.
56. 看你这身打扮整的跟二战前淘汰下来的慰安妇似的。
56. Look at you, dressed up like a comfort woman who was discarded before World War II.
57. 看见你快乐得跟二逼似得的时候,我就想起了你的祖先--快乐滴小二逼,而你是缩写版的。
57. When I see you so happy like an idiot, I think of your ancestors—the happy little idiot, and you are the abbreviated version.
58. 你没必要每次说谎的时候,都强调你说的是实话。
58. You don't need to emphasize that you are telling the truth every time you lie.
59. 不要用你的智商去猜测我的行为。
59. Do not use your IQ to guess my behavior.
60. 时光不老,我们不散,天不会不蓝,我不会不在。
60. Time does not age, we will not disperse; the sky will not cease to be blue, and I will not cease to be present.
61. 如果狗咬了你,你能回咬狗吗?
61. If a dog bites you, can you bite back at the dog?