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1. 我的肥胖是暂时的，减肥很容易:你的身材矮小是终身的，很难再增加了。

1. My obesity is temporary, weight loss is easy: your short stature is lifelong, and it's hard to increase anymore.

2. 减肥没那么容易，每一块肉都有它的脾气。

2. Losing weight isn't that easy; every piece of flesh has its own temperament.

3. 疫情期间社保减免到12月，中小企微企业减免三项社保延长执行到2020年12月底。大型企业减半征收统一执行到2020年6月底（相当于湖北地区继续执行原政策，其他地区从4月延长到6月底）

3. During the pandemic, the reduction in social security and housing subsidies will be extended to December. The reduction in three social security items for small and medium-sized enterprises and micro-enterprises will be extended to the end of December 2020. Large enterprises will collect half of the unified social security contributions and this will be implemented until the end of June 2020 (which is equivalent to the Hubei region continuing to implement the original policy, while other regions will be extended from April to the end of June).

4. 我减肥的时候，你一定要来，因为看到你会让我没胃口。

4. When I'm losing weight, you must come, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

5. 每个长期减肥失败的女人，都有一个胖了很多年的女朋友。

5. Every woman who has failed at long-term weight loss has had a friend who has been overweight for many years.

6. 减肥永远是人生第二重要的事情。第一重要的是吃喝好！

6. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The most important thing is to eat and drink well!

7. 吃，我要，瘦，我要，鱼和熊掌不可兼得，我走了。

7. I want to eat, I want to lose weight, you can't have both fish and bear's paws, I'm leaving.

8. 证明自己的能力:能不能减肥，不能做什么？

8. Prove your capabilities: Can you lose weight, what can't you do?

9. 我不胖，只是不显眼。

9. I'm not fat, I just don't stand out.

10. 你说我胖，我就瘦！你说我丑，我整容了！你说我穷，我赚！当我又瘦又漂亮又有钱的时候，你觉得我还会选择你吗？

10. You say I'm fat, I'll slim down! You say I'm ugly, I'll get plastic surgery! You say I'm poor, I'll earn money! When I'm slim, beautiful, and wealthy, do you think I would still choose you?

11. 永远不要低估一个胖女孩减肥后的魅力！

11. Never underestimate the charm a chubby girl exudes after losing weight!

12. 财政部、税务总局公告2020年第24号明确上述优惠政策实施期限延长至2020年12月31日。小型微利企业和个体工商户延缓缴纳2020年所得税国家税务总局公告2020年第10号：

12. Ministry of Finance and State Administration of Taxation Announcement No. 24 of 2020 clearly stipulates that the implementation period of the aforementioned preferential policies is extended to December 31, 2020. Small and micro-enterprises and individual industrial and commercial households are granted a deferment in the payment of 2020 income tax as specified in the State Administration of Taxation Announcement No. 10 of 2020:

13. 如果你跟我说你忍不了饿，问我怎么办，我只能说你不要减肥。

13. If you tell me you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, all I can say is don't try to lose weight.

14. 永远不需要想起它，也永远不会忘记它。

14. Never need to remember it, and never will forget it.

15. 我以前很瘦，以后也会很瘦，所以我现在要胖一段时间，否则我的人生就不完整。

15. I used to be thin and will be thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life won't be complete.

16. 一个朋友告诉我，她瘦了以后要来看我，我很紧张。也许这是最委婉的告别。

16. A friend told me that she would come to see me after she lost weight, and I was very nervous. Perhaps this was the most subtle farewell.

17. 我们都打着减肥的旗号，做着吃硬的行当。

17. We all claim to be on a weight loss journey, but in reality, we're indulging in hearty eating.

18. 学校是减肥的好地方。一周瘦个八九斤不是问题。

18. School is a great place for weight loss. Losing 8 to 9 pounds a week is not a problem.

19. 别的女人都能减肥，你为什么不能！你是白痴吗？天生就应该是肥猪吗？

19. Why can't you lose weight like other women? Are you an idiot? Were you born to be a pig?

20. 我有一颗求知的心，却有一个失败的人生；我有颗减肥的心，却过着吃货的生活。

20. I have a heart full of curiosity, but a life filled with failures; I have a desire to lose weight, yet I lead a gluttonous lifestyle.

21. 拍照的时候不要咧着嘴笑！我不敢穿浅色裤子是吧？这是胖子最大的悲哀！

21. Don't smile with your mouth wide open when taking a photo! Is that why I'm too scared to wear light-colored pants? This is the greatest tragedy for the chubby!

22. 2020年5月1日至2020年12月31日，个体工商户在2020年剩余申报期按规定办理个人所得税经营所得纳税申报后，可以暂缓缴纳当期的个人所得税，延迟至2021年申报期内一并缴纳。其中，个体工商户实行简易申报的，2020年5月1日至2020年12月31日期间暂不扣划个人所得税，延迟至2021年申报期内一并划缴。

22. From May 1, 2020, to December 31, 2020, after individual business operators have completed the individual income tax business income tax declaration in accordance with the regulations during the remaining declaration period of 2020, they may defer the payment of the current individual income tax and pay it together with the tax declaration in 2021. Among them, for individual business operators who adopt the simplified declaration method, the individual income tax will not be withheld from May 1, 2020, to December 31, 2020, and will be deferred to the tax declaration period in 2021 for payment together.

23. 每次说到减肥，我就是想吓吓我的小鲜肉。聊QQ聊减肥，聊减肥的搞笑空间。

23. Whenever the topic of weight loss comes up, I just want to scare my young handsome man. Talk about weight loss on QQ, talk about the funny weight loss spaces.

24. 姐妹们！你们都别吃了，我求你们了！

24. Sisters! Stop eating, please, I beg you!

25. 我有一颗减肥的心，还有一个吃美食的胃，他们天天PK，我数了数，今天艾玛的胃又赢了！

25. I have a heart that wants to lose weight and a stomach that craves delicious food. They have been competing every day, and I counted, Emma's stomach won again today!

26. 六月不减肥，七月难过，八月难过。

26. Not losing weight in June, July will be hard, August will be hard.

27. 减免小规模纳税人财政部、税务总局公告2020年第13号自2020年3月1日至5月31日：

27. Notice No. 13 of the Ministry of Finance and the State Administration of Taxation on the Exemption of Small-scale Taxpayers from March 1, 2020, to May 31, 2020:

28. 如果没有吃饱，怎么减肥？早上好新宇正能量

28. How can you lose weight if you're not full? Good morning, Xinyu, positive energy.

29. 2020年5月1日至2020年12月31日，小型微利企业在2020年剩余申报期按规定办理预缴申报后，可以暂缓缴纳当期的企业所得税，延迟至2021年申报期内一并缴纳。

29. From May 1, 2020, to December 31, 2020, small and micro-profit enterprises may defer the payment of the current corporate income tax, which can be paid together with the tax payments during the 2021 reporting period, after they have completed the advance declaration according to regulations during the remaining declaration period of 2020.

30. 对湖北省小规模纳税人，适用3%征收率的应税销售收入，免征；适用3%预征率的预缴项目，暂停预缴。

30. For small-scale taxpayers in Hubei Province, taxable sales revenue subject to a 3% collection rate is exempted; for projects subject to a 3% advance collection rate, advance payment is suspended.

31. 要瘦，就要付出代价。怕吃太多苦就不要开始。没有什么好办法，就忍着吧。别问我怎么忍，就是不吃。

English translation: 31. To be slim, there is a price to pay. If you fear too much hardship, don't start. There is no good way, just bear with it. Don't ask me how to bear it, just don't eat.

32. 坚持住不吃。你这么胖怎么敢吃！

32. Keep holding out and don't eat. With how overweight you are, how dare you eat!

33. 除湖北省外，其他省、自治区、直辖市的小规模纳税人，适用3%征收率的应税销售收入，减按1%征收率征收；适用3%预征率的预缴项目，减按1%预征率预缴。

33. In addition to Hubei Province, small taxpayers in other provinces, autonomous regions, and municipalities directly under the central government are subject to a 3% collection rate for taxable sales revenue, which is reduced to a 1% collection rate; for items subject to a 3% advance collection rate, the advance payment is reduced to a 1% advance collection rate.