在浩瀚的宇宙中，有一种无声的旋律，它穿越时空，诉说着宇宙的奥秘。这便是“默认句子”（超级默认句子）。

In the vast universe, there is a silent melody that transcends time and space, telling the mysteries of the cosmos. This is what is referred to as the "default sentence" (super default sentence).

1. 我的电话号码是。欢迎拨打。

1. My phone number is. Welcome to call.

2. 真正的XX高手，全身上下都是武器，所有的地方都是场地。

2. A true master of XX, every part of their body is a weapon, and every place is a battleground.

3. 都说姐姐漂亮，其实都是编的。

3. Everyone says that the elder sister is beautiful, but actually, it's all made up.

4. 我有一条很酷的迷你裙，可惜我的腿不够迷你。

4. I have a really cool mini-skirt, but unfortunately, my legs aren't small enough.

5. 之所以把花插在牛粪上，是因为牛粪很有营养。

5. The reason for placing flowers on cow dung is that cow dung is very nutritious.

6. 大便的离去，是厕所的追求，还是屁股的不挽留。

6. The departure of feces is it the pursuit of the toilet, or the buttocks' unwillingness to hold on?

7. 不能忍，可以再忍。

7. Cannot bear it anymore? You can still endure.

8. 多少年了，我的马桶圈从来没有抬起过！

8. For how many years has my toilet seat never been lifted!

9. 你信不信我一巴掌把你拍在墙上扣不上！

9. Do you believe me when I say I can slap you against the wall and you won't be able to get up!

10. 你死的时候，我会烧了弘毅庭院为你送行。

10. When you die, I will burn down Hongyi Courtyard to send you off.

11. 锄草日中午，什么都不靠谱。与其无事可做，不如斗地主。

11. At noon on the weeding day, nothing seems reliable. It's better to play Mahjong than do nothing.

12. 其实我并不猥琐，只是单纯的不明显。

12. Actually, I am not shy, I am just simply not obvious.

13. 早上醒来，我以为自己长大了。原来被套是横着的。

13. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. Turns out the comforter was lying horizontally.

14. 哥哥抽烟是因为伤肺，不难过。

14. Brother smokes because it harms the lungs, so there's no need to feel sad.

15. 每个成功的奥特曼背后，都有一个默默挨打的小怪兽。

15. Behind every successful Ultraman, there is a默默 suffering little monster.

16. 本来想一口吃下我的忧愁，结果一口吃成了胖子。

16. Originally wanted to eat up my worries all at once, but ended up eating myself into obesity.

17. 青春献给房子，中年献给孩子。

17. Youth is dedicated to houses, middle age to children.

18. 每个成功男人的背后，都会有一个吃饱了没事干的女人。

18. Behind every successful man, there will be a woman who has nothing to do but eat.

19. 平时骂你就算了，不想等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

19. It's okay for you to curse me all the time, but I don't want you to wait until I beat you to know that I am both literate and martial.

20. 熬夜是因为我没有结束一天的勇气；呆在床上，因为你没有勇气开始新的一天。

20. Staying up all night is because I lack the courage to end the day; staying in bed is because I lack the courage to start a new day.

21. 工作的最高境界就是看着别人上班领别人的工资。

21. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and receive their salaries.

22. 大家千百度找她，蓦然回首，那个人还是对我不屑一顾...

22. Everyone has been searching for her a thousand and one times, but when I suddenly turned around, that person still showed no respect for me...

23. 傻不傻，看你会不会傻。

23. Are you傻 or not, it depends on whether you'll be傻.

24. 我喜欢的人都在硬盘上。

24. The people I like are all on the hard drive.

25. 好男人都去当和尚了，好女人都去当尼姑了，所以说，老师，就跟着老女人吧。

25. Good men all become monks, and good women all become nuns, so, teacher, why not follow the older women?

26. 什么时候会有明月？自己抬头看看。

26. When will there be a bright moon? Look up at the sky yourself.

27. 我不是你的小浣熊，没有你玩也很好玩。

27. I'm not your little raccoon; it's also fun without you playing.

28. 吸烟是一种生活艺术；找一支烟，是一种生活态度。

28. Smoking is an art of living; finding a cigarette is a lifestyle.

29. 从天堂到地狱，我只是路过。

29. From heaven to hell, I'm just passing through.

30. 大女人不能一天没电，小女人不能一天没钱！

30. A big woman can't go a day without electricity, and a little woman can't go a day without money!

31. 即使你已经名花有主，我也会用花来代替树...

31. Even if you are already spoken for, I will use flowers to replace the tree...

32. 女性灾难本来是一个并列词。阴柔指的是女人，阴柔灾指的是男人。女人祸其实就是指女人和男人。

32. The term "female disaster" originally referred to a parallel concept. "Yin柔" refers to women, and "Yin柔灾" refers to men. "Female祸" in essence refers to both women and men.

33. 回头一看，那人正是孩子的父亲。

33. Turning back, he saw that the person was the child's father.

34. 心血来潮，拿你的照片当桌面，TMD居然中了电脑病毒。

34. On a whim, I used your photo as the wallpaper, and guess what? The darn thing got infected with a computer virus.

35. 事实上，我很恋家。只是我住谁家的问题。

35. In fact, I am very homesick. It's just a matter of which family's home I live in.

36. 你们什么时候互相拥抱？我在看热闹。

36. When did you two hug each other? I was just watching the fun.

37. 你觉得别人太复杂是因为你不简单。

37. You think others are too complicated because you're not simple.

38. 多年以后，小萝莉还是变成了祥林嫂...

38. Many years later, the little girl still turned into a Xiang Linbao... (Note: "祥林嫂" is a Chinese idiom referring to a character from a famous Chinese novel, who becomes a symbol of the tragic life of rural women in China. It's not clear whether this translation preserves the original connotation in English, as the idiom might not have the same cultural resonance.)

39. 勇于承认错误，永不改变。

39. Brave in acknowledging mistakes, never to change.

40. 睡姿决定发型。从今天开始，我会在家研究睡姿和发型的关系。

40. Sleep position determines hairstyle. Starting from today, I will study the relationship between sleep position and hairstyle at home.