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《蜡笔小新》经典语录,爆笑瞬间再现!

面书号 2025-01-16 01:31 7


——开启文字与影像的交融之旅

——Embark on a journey of fusion between text and imagery

1. 姐姐:你能打败他们吗?

1. Sister: Can you defeat them?

2. 小猫:我妈妈是硕士,我爸爸是医生。

2. Kitten: My mother is a master's degree holder, and my father is a doctor.

3. 妈妈:为什么?

3. Mom: Why?

4. 肖鑫:姐姐,你为什么这么努力工作?

4. Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you work so hard?

5. 妈妈:肖鑫,看,你姐姐得了100分,而你只考了50分。

5. Mom: Xiao Xin, look, your sister got 100 points, but you only scored 50.

6. 肖鑫:我照你说的做了。

6. Xiao Xin: I did as you said.

7. 爸爸:你看二十四孝的故事多感人啊。你能做到吗?

7. Dad: Look, the stories of the Twenty-Four Examples of Filial Piety are so touching. Can you do it?

8. 肖鑫:至少我可以做同样的事情,卖掉自己去埋葬我的父亲。

8. Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing, sell myself to bury my father.

9. 肖鑫:遗传

9. Xiao Xin: Genetics

10. 这些照片是哪里来的?

10. Where did these photos come from?

11. 妈妈:让我看看。

11. Mom: Let me see.

12. 肖鑫:没错。谁让你走路这么轻的?

12. Xiao Xin: That's right. Who made you walk so softly?

13. 吉勇老师:现在“急救班”里,先做口对口人工呼吸,重复一遍。会发生什么?

13. Teacher Ji Yong: In the "First Aid Class," we first perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Repeat it once. What will happen?

14. 妈妈:那你在做什么?

14. Mom: What are you doing?

15. 肖鑫:考试时我进退两难。

15. Xiao Xin: I am in a dilemma during the exam.

16. 肖鑫:有人会告你性骚扰

16. Xiao Xin: Someone will sue you for sexual harassment.

17. 老师:肖鑫,你的问题是用词不当。现在让我们测试你用习语来形容你的老师快乐。

17. Teacher: Xiao Xin, your issue is improper word choice. Now let's test you by using idioms to describe your teacher as happy.

18. 肖鑫:老师,我想去厕所。

18. Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the bathroom.

19. 妈妈:爸爸妈妈今晚有事,要很晚才回来。

19. Mother: Mom and Dad have something to do tonight and won't be back until late.

20. 肖鑫:你真的想看吗?

20. Xiao Xin: Do you really want to watch?

21. 肖鑫:我在你抽屉里找到的。

21. Xiao Xin: I found it in your drawer.

22. 肖鑫:没有。

22. Xiao Xin: No.

23. 老师:肖鑫,我已经好几天没去厕所了。

23. Teacher: Xiao Xin, I haven't been to the bathroom for several days.

24. 老师:扫黄跟作业有什么关系?

24. Teacher: What does anti-pornography have to do with homework?

25. 妈妈:我以为你在做作业,但是你在玩电子游戏。

25. Mother: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games.

26. 老师:肖鑫,你最近作业做得很好。

26. Teacher: Xiao Xin, you have done a great job on your homework recently.

27. 老师:肖鑫,你是怎么偷你同学的橡皮的?你做这种事难道就不想想父母吗?

27. Teacher: Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you think about your parents when you do things like this?

28. 肖鑫:我爸爸做这项工作。他明天将去上班。

28. Xiao Xin: My dad does this job. He will go to work tomorrow.

29. 爸爸:什么?肖鑫,你正在看裸体女人的照片!小小年纪做这种事?说!这些照片是哪里来的?

29. Dad: What? Xiao Xin, you're looking at photos of nude women! Doing something like this at such a young age? Speak up! Where did these photos come from?

30. 吉勇老师:蝌蚪长大后变成什么?

30. Teacher Ji Yong: What do tadpoles grow into?

31. 美女惊呆了:暑期补习班结束马上回家。你为什么不听?我讨厌不准时回家的人...

31. The beauty was shocked: The summer tutorial class is over and I'm going home immediately. Why didn't you listen? I hate people who don't come home on time...

32. 肖鑫:这种事别问我们男人~

32. Xiao Xin: Don't ask us men about such things~

33. 肖鑫:比如双气囊

33. Xiao Xin: For example, dual-chamber balloons.

34. 肖鑫:我已经输在起点了。

34. Xiao Xin: I'm already at a disadvantage from the starting point.

35. 妹子:不管怎么样,你完全推。

35. Girlfriend: No matter what, you're completely to blame.

36. 肖鑫:你们卖芥末吗?

36. Xiao Xin: Do you sell wasabi?

37. 肖鑫:有什么大不了的!

37. Xiao Xin: What's the big deal!

38. 妈妈:是我的错吗?

38. Mother: Is it my fault?

39. 吉勇老师:男孩女孩到了青春期都会有第二性征,女孩平坦的乳房会凸起,就像

39. Teacher Ji Yong: Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics during puberty. Girls' flat breasts will become prominent, just like...

40. 肖鑫:这不是我的错。

40. Xiao Xin: This is not my fault.

41. 妈妈:你是说像美人鱼吗?

41. Mother: You mean like a mermaid?

42. 肖鑫:我正在检查报纸上的电视节目单是否印错了。

42. Xiao Xin: I am checking whether the TV program schedule in the newspaper has been printed incorrectly.

43. 肖鑫:我受宠若惊。你怎么看出来的?

43. Xiao Xin: I am flattered. How did you figure that out?

44. 妈妈:不要一个人上学,以免被不良少年敲诈。

44. Mother: Don't go to school alone to avoid being extorted by delinquent teenagers.

45. 肖鑫:那我会很累的!

45. Xiao Xin: That would be really tiring for me!

46. 肖鑫:不,你的鱼尾纹越来越多了。

46. Xiao Xin: No, your crow's feet are getting more and more.

47. 妹子:是啊,我们家肯定有人有出息!

47. Young woman: Yeah, for sure, there must be someone in my family who has done well!

48. 肖鑫:我想了想就做了。这样就不用花父母的钱

48. Xiao Xin: I thought about it and then decided. This way, I don't have to spend my parents' money.

49. 肖鑫:我知道。问他是否想要器官捐赠。

49. Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants to donate organs.

50. 妈妈:肖鑫,这学期你找到10次钱了吗?

50. Mom: Xiao Xin, have you found any money ten times this semester?

51. 老师:不,现在是上课时间。刚才下课后你为什么不去?

51. Teacher: No, it's now class time. Why didn't you go earlier, after the class?

52. 妈妈:我说什么了?

52. Mom: What did I say?

53. 肖鑫:我会厌倦看电视的。

53. Xiao Xin: I will get tired of watching TV.

54. 姐姐:都是因为你。

54. Sister: All because of you.

55. 妈妈:那为什么有十张荣誉卡没钱找不到?

55. Mother: Why do we have ten honor cards but no money and can't find it?

56. 吉勇老师:肖鑫,你是怎么偷你同学的橡皮的?你做这种事难道就不想想父母吗?

56. Teacher Ji Yong: Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmates' erasers? Don't you think about your parents when you do such things?

57. 肖鑫:我爸爸晚上没地方去,所以他只能在家盯着我做作业。

57. Xiao Xin: My dad has nowhere to go at night, so he has to stay at home and watch me do my homework.

58. 肖鑫:潘。

58. Xiao Xin: Pan.

59. 肖鑫:我父亲是男人,我母亲是女人。

59. Xiao Xin: My father is a man, and my mother is a woman.

60. 肖鑫:但是我的同学没有一个愿意和我一起去。

60. Xiao Xin: But none of my classmates are willing to go with me.

61. 肖鑫:追上他。

61. Xiao Xin: Catch up with him.

62. 妈妈:哎!你为什么买香肠?

62. Mom: Ah! Why did you buy sausages?

63. 老师:为什么?

63. Teacher: Why?

64. 肖鑫:我?

64. Xiao Xin: Me?

65. 姐姐:哥哥,你是我见过最干净的人。

65. Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen.