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1. 幽默笑话3

1. Humorous Joke 3

2. 社区诊所里，老中医看着大黑猫，拿起急救箱苦笑着说:是你。你的主人又叫你来了吗？他就不能打电话叫我去吗？

2. In the community clinic, the elderly Chinese medicine doctor looked at the big black cat, picked up the first-aid box, and said with a bitter smile: It's you. Has your master called you again? Can't he just call me instead?

3. 幽默笑话8

3. Joke 8: A humorous joke

4. 老刘:哦，我只是看看。

4. Old Liu: Oh, I'm just taking a look.

5. 老张。。。

5. Old Zhang...

6. 早上经理过来说赶紧吃早饭，吃完了跟你说个事！

6. This morning, the manager came by and said, "Hurry up and have breakfast, and I'll tell you something after you finish!"

7. 别熬夜等人了，手机砸到脸不是闹着玩的我跟你讲。

7. Don't stay up all night waiting for someone; I'm telling you,砸手机到脸上可不是开玩笑的.

8. 8的意思是78折，折后是784！

8. The meaning of "8" is 78% off, and the price after the discount is 784!

9. 黑猫跳下电视，叹了口气，出了门。

9. The black cat jumped off the TV, sighed, and went out the door.

10. 他大方地说:可以，500元以下随便拿。

10. He said generously, "Alright, feel free to take anything under 500 yuan."

11. 路边有人在卖含羞草，我有手指碰一下发现它竟然不动，老板见了尴尬的说“可能这棵脸皮比较厚……”

11. There was someone selling sensitive plant by the roadside. When I accidentally touched it with my finger, I found that it didn't move. The shopkeeper, upon seeing this, felt embarrassed and said, "Maybe this plant has a thicker skin..."

12. 幽默笑话10

12. Humorous Joke 10

13. " 我脸油不油 "" 反光，看不清楚。"

13. "How oily is my face?" "It reflects too much, making it hard to see clearly."

14. 他说:之前借给朋友一万块钱！

14. He said: I borrowed 10,000 yuan to a friend before!

15. 我:高中地理，一年三次吧？

15. Me: High school geography, three times a year, right?

16. 幽默笑话6

16. Joke 6: A humorous joke

17. 早上叫醒我的不是闹钟，而是十米开外一只小蚂蚁的叹息。

17. What woke me up in the morning wasn't an alarm clock, but the sigh of a small ant ten meters away.

18. 生活中出现过爱过的人有的只适合成长不适合托付。

18. Some people who have appeared and loved in life are only suitable for growth, not for entrusting oneself to.

19. 下午玩手机被老板发现。他一本正经地说:小王，你知道海南一年煮多少米吗？

19. He was caught playing on his phone in the afternoon by his boss. The boss said seriously, "Xiao Wang, do you know how much rice is cooked in Hainan in a year?"

20. 幽默笑话4

20. Joke 4 - Humorous Joke

21. 服务员:对不起，大叔，

21. Waiter: Excuse me, uncle,

22. 他挥了挥手，说道。没有要求，但是衣服只给你穿。至于脱下来，那自然是我的权利。我想摘的时候可以摘下来。

22. He waved his hand and said. There is no demand, but the clothes are only for you to wear. As for taking them off, that is naturally my right. You can take them off when I want to.

23. 办公室一女同事正在一家网店看衣服，和男同事开玩笑:给我买件衣服穿！

23. A female colleague in the office is browsing clothes on an online store and making a joke with a male colleague: "Buy me a dress to wear!"

24. 老人躺在床上干咳了几声，模模糊糊地看着养了10多年的黑猫说如果我死了，没人会喂你吃你最爱吃的鱼干。

24. The old man lay in bed and coughed a few times, looking dimly at the black cat he had raised for over a decade and saying, "If I die, no one will feed you the fish jerky you love so much."

25. 去表姐家玩，看到表姐在训她老公，说他傻，还帮刘大爷把一个大三轮大白菜抬上楼到了六楼。。。

25. I went to play at my cousin's house and saw her scolding her husband, calling him foolish, and even helped Grandpa Liu carry a large tricycle loaded with cabbages up to the sixth floor.

26. 幽默笑话2

26. Joke 2 - Humorous Joke

27. 经理:公司裁员了，你吃完早饭有力气收拾东西。。。

27. Manager: The company is laying off staff, you should have enough energy to pack up after breakfast...

28. 别傻了，选一个能让你快乐的人，而不是你只能努力取悦的人。

28. Don't be silly, choose someone who will make you happy, not someone you can only try to please.

29. 幽默笑话5

29. Joke 5: Humorous Comedy

30. 幽默笑话9

30. Joke 9 - A humorous tale

31. 你和你女票真甜蜜上街都是手牵手，我怕手一松，她就会去买东西。

31. You and your girlfriend are so sweet walking down the street holding hands. I'm afraid if I let go, she'll go shopping.

32. 他说:不，他是健身教练。他以50节私人课的形式回报了我。。。我刚刚拿回了三千美元！剩下的七千我不要。从来没有这么难拿到账单。。。

32. He said: No, he is a fitness coach. He repaid me in the form of 50 private sessions... I just got back three thousand dollars! I don't want the remaining seven thousand. I have never had such a hard time getting paid...