在喧嚣的世界中，一句“讽刺奇瑰的短句”，如同一道闪电划破长夜，照亮了那些被时代遗忘的角落。

In the noisy world, a sentence as "a satirical and fantastic phrase" is like a lightning bolt piercing through the long night, illuminating those corners forgotten by the times.

1. 骂中的字本就没有干净的，就像在阴沟里洗澡一样，随便你用什么样的沐浴露都白扯，脏就是脏，所谓的骂人不带脏字，自欺欺人而已。一如强奸犯，随便你用多么高明技巧，都是肮脏的，技巧只是皮毛，它改变不了本质。

1. The words in curses are inherently dirty, just like taking a bath in a gutter - no matter how luxurious the shower gel you use, it's all in vain, because dirty is dirty. So, the so-called cursing without dirty words is just self-deception. Just like a rapist, no matter how sophisticated the techniques you use, it's still dirty. The techniques are just superficial, and they can't change the essence.

2. 在家喝点小酒，就像梨花带雨。你喝点小酒像个梁山好汉。

2. Drinking a little wine at home is like pear blossoms in the rain. Drinking a little wine makes you resemble a heroic figure from the Water Margin.

3. 不要胖，不然以后穷到要饭的，没人会相信你是乞丐。

3. Don't get fat, otherwise when you're poor and have to beg in the future, no one will believe you're a beggar.

4. 骂人也可以不带脏字吗？这理论实在是太高深了，让俺这骂中小卒汗颜，原来骂中还别有乾坤，以前以为自己是懂得骂的，现在看来，其实自己还真不会骂，至少没骂出境界，没骂出先进生产力和文化来。见贤思齐，俺当然是从善如流的，于是沐浴之后，泡清茶一盏，立刻开始虔诚的拜读骂之大者的无脏字帖子，果然是受益匪浅，不看不知道，世界真奇妙。

4. Is it possible to insult someone without using dirty words? This theory is indeed profound, making me, a mere soldier of骂 (insult), blush with shame. I never realized that there was so much depth to骂, that I had previously thought I understood how to insult, but now it seems that I actually don't know how to insult at all, at least not to the level of achieving a certain artistic or cultural level. When seeing the virtuous, one should aspire to be like them. Naturally, I am willing to learn. After a bath and sipping a cup of clear tea, I immediately began to reverently read the posts of great insulters without dirty words. Indeed, it was very beneficial. Without seeing it, I wouldn't have known how wonderful the world is.

5. 走自己的路，让别人打车！

5. Walk your own path, let others take a taxi!

6. 花言巧语，指桑骂槐，颠其黑 白，指鹿为马，而尽量移花接木，断章取义；亦不妨挑拨离间，穿凿附会；然后吹其毛，求其疵，再以二面三刀割之祭之，但绝不可语带下流。 三段：“金蝉脱壳”式——这种骂人，似是而非，似非而是。

6. Flowery words, pointing at the mulberry tree while cursing the elm, reversing black and white, mistaking a deer for a horse, and trying to transplant flowers and trees; also not averse to fomenting discord and making arbitrary associations; then nitpick and find fault, and finally use a two-edged sword to slice and sacrifice it, but absolutely not to use vulgar language. Three stages: "Jin Chan tuo ke" style - This kind of骂人 (to scold someone), is seemingly true but actually false, and seemingly false but actually true.

7. 你要知道宇宙之中也就一个地球，可能还让你的气焰烤爆了。

7. You should know that there's only one Earth in the universe, and it might even have your arrogance bursting into flames.

8. 能让我在这一天拿出手机和你打字聊天的人，绝对是我的真爱。

8. The person who allows me to pull out my phone and chat with you today is undoubtedly my true love.

9. 一菲：衰 很衰 简直就是衰神附体 他整个就是一滩烂泥 恬不知耻 不思进取 他以为只是在惩罚别人 其实是在惩罚他自己

9. Yi Fei: He's really bad, extremely bad, as if the god of misfortune is attached to him. He's just a pile of烂泥. He's shameless and doesn't want to make progress. He thinks he's just punishing others, but actually, he's punishing himself.

10. 可以针对体重做一些活动吗，比如100多减20？

10. Can some activities be done to reduce weight, such as losing 20 pounds from over 100?

11. 你复杂的五官掩盖不了你单纯的智商。

11. Your intricate facial features can't conceal your simple IQ.

12. 觉得对方喜欢你是一种错觉。感觉对方讨厌你，十有八九是真的。

12. It's a misconception to think that the other person likes you. There's a high likelihood that the feeling of being disliked by the other person is true.

13. 我这辈子只有两件事做不到，就是这个做不到，那个做不到。

13. In my entire life, there are only two things I can't do, that's not possible, and that's not possible either.

14. 小贤：这个 就要看这个主持人长得帅不帅了

14. Xiao Xian: It all depends on how handsome the host is.

15. 骂很难有胜者的，因为骂的最后往往以这种最本源的话收场，或者， 一方或双方恼羞成怒后以武力解决。 可是除了不提女性亲属，不提性交，就没有脏字了吗？要知道，女性亲属本身并不肮脏，性也不肮脏，真正肮脏的是骂。

15. It's hard to have a winner in骂 (cursing), as it often ends with the most fundamental words, or one or both parties resort to violence out of anger and shame. But does that mean there are no dirty words unless we mention female relatives or sexual intercourse? After all, female relatives are not inherently dirty, nor is sex dirty; what is truly dirty is the骂 itself.

16. 或故弄玄虚，或信口 开河，或虚与委蛇，或顺手牵羊，或旁敲侧击，或含沙射影。但与二段不同者，就必须 删繁就简，而最后图穷匕见，巧发奇中。

16. Or play tricks, or talk without basis, or feign politeness, or take advantage, or beat about the bush, or throw insinuations. But what is different from the previous two paragraphs is that one must simplify the complex, and in the end, reveal the true intention, hitting the target with a clever and unexpected move.

17. 叫嚣并得意于自己骂得干净的，陶醉并沉迷于自己骂人没有吐脏字的，自诩为骂之大者的，就像当年以为自己发明了永动机的那名科学家一样，估计是想开拓创新想的太多了。解放思想的有点过，竟然忘了实事求是。

17. Those who boastfully and proudly claim to have insulted cleanly, who are drunk and沉迷于 the fact that they did not resort to profanity while insulting, and who boastfully call themselves the greatest insulters, are like that scientist who once thought he had invented a perpetual motion machine. They probably overestimated their own ability to innovate. They have been too eager to liberate their thinking, and have even forgotten to be practical and factual.

18. 话费没了，流量没了，短信没了，寒假没了，作业还在。

18. The phone credit is gone, the data is gone, the SMS messages are gone, the winter vacation is gone, but the homework is still here.

19. 低于发行价，你就是这样，这个年纪，你已经跌破发行价了。

19. Below the issue price, that's you, at this age, you have already fallen below the issue price.

20. 一菲：好 我给了你尊严 你放哪儿 就算没人听又怎么样 就算再深更半夜又怎么样 大家相信你 才把麦克风给你 你就这么对待别人的信任 对待你自己的工作

20. Yifei: Alright, I've given you dignity. Wherever you put it, what's the matter? Even if no one is listening, what's the problem? Even if it's in the dead of night, what's the issue? It's because people believe in you that they gave you the microphone. How can you treat others' trust like this, and your own work like that?

21. 永远不要和父母吵架，因为赢了只会被骂，赢了只会被打。

21. Never argue with your parents, because winning will only get you scolded, and winning will only get you beaten.

22. 这是黄口小儿念经式，亦谓之不入流也。故骂人之道，最忌生吞活剥，心浮气躁，骂得 人七窍生烟，斩得人刀痕累累，虽是痛快，但总谈不上艺术。

22. This is a recitation of scriptures by a spoilt child, also known as not being in the mainstream. Therefore, when it comes to insulting people, the worst approach is to be impetuous and restless, to骂得人like smoke coming out of all seven orifices, or to wound someone with knife scars. Although it may be satisfying, it cannot be regarded as art.

23. 代、猪狗牛羊、死鬼杀千刀，如是等而下之乱搞两性关系，这是泼妇式骂街，不必深 谈。再者，如骂人骂得不痛不痒，不即不离，口中喃喃而不知所云，被骂者一头雾水。

23. Incest, bestiality with pigs, dogs, cows, and sheep, the killing of ghosts, and similar absurd acts involving sexual relations — this is the kind of骂街 (insulting骂街) behavior typical of shrewish women, which is not worth delving into. Moreover, if someone curses in a way that is neither painful nor soothing, not close nor distant, muttering aimlessly with no clear message, the person being cursed will be as confused as if caught in a fog.

24. 你的奶奶为了你去找你已经走了五年的爷爷。是你的牙齿告诉我，难道狗和人是一个祖先。你洗一次澡要用多少清洁工来打通你洗下来污泥堵塞的下水道。你的同桌有一百个，已经死了九十九个，都是自杀，还有一个他没摔死，变成废人。你的口水落在那里那里就有乌鸦存在，还有蛆。

24. Your grandmother has gone to search for your grandfather, who has been gone for five years, for you. It's my teeth that tell me that dogs and humans share a common ancestor. How many cleaners do you need to clear the drain clogged with the sludge you wash off each time you take a bath? Your classmate has a hundred, and ninety-nine have already died, all by suicide; there's one who didn't fall and die, but has become disabled. Wherever your saliva falls, there are crows, and maggots.

25. 长得好看的人可能很坏，长得不好的人可能只是傻。

25. People who look good may be bad, and people who don't look good may just be silly.

26. 可列之入四段也。 五段：“阡陌纵横”式——自己务须壁垒森严，无隙可击。

26. It can be listed into four sections. Fifth section: "Interconnected lanes and alleys" style – one must have a solid defense and no vulnerable points to be exploited.

27. 像你这样的女孩，嫁不出去，就算嫁出去，也是怨天尤人。

27. A girl like you will never get married, and even if she does, she will always complain about heaven and others.

28. 每个女生的衣橱里都有一件衣服叫:我曾经是穷光蛋买的，现在觉得很丑。

28. Every girl's wardrobe has a piece of clothing called: "I bought it when I was poor, and now I find it ugly."

29. 俗话说，多技不压群雄，我一个人带着一身绝技闯荡江湖几十年，才发现最有用的技能是“开”。

29. As the saying goes, having many skills doesn't weigh down a hero. I've been wandering the江湖 for decades with a body full of extraordinary skills, only to find that the most useful skill is "to open up" (to initiate or to start something).

30. 杀得性起，便以快刀斩乱麻，青菜萝卜，一概抄斩。虽是痛快淋漓， 但自己亦会头破血流，故云“血肉横飞”。

30. When in the midst of the battle, one cuts through the chaos with a swift sword, chopping vegetables and radishes indiscriminately. Although it is satisfying and liberating, one might also end up with a head full of blood, hence the saying "blood and flesh flying around."

31. 一直以来，支撑我人生进步的四大精神支柱是:等工作，等周五，等快递，等工资。

31. The four spiritual pillars that have supported my personal progress throughout the years are: waiting for work, waiting for Friday, waiting for the courier, and waiting for my salary.

32. 什么是勇气？我知道吃了这顿饭会发胖，但我还是勇往直前。

32. What is courage? I know that eating this meal will make me gain weight, but I still proceed boldly.

33. 我单身，手机坏了，心情和失恋一样！

33. I'm single, my phone is broken, and I'm feeling as heartbroken as someone who just got dumped!

34. 七段：“野人献曝”式——骂人艺术到了七段，则任何人的铜墙铁壁，亦可摧枯拉 朽，但看来却是轻描淡写，妙手空空。被骂者挨了一掌之后，绝不流血，亦不痛痒。

34. The "Savagely Exposing Sun" Style - By the seventh level, the art of骂人 (scolding or cursing) can break through anyone's impregnable walls, reducing things to ruins. However, it seems to be executed with a light touch, skillfully leaving no trace. After receiving a scolding, the one being cursed will not bleed nor feel any pain or itching.

35. 如果张开血盆大口，赤裸裸开门见山，什么祖宗

35. If you open your gaping maw and speak bluntly, what about ancestors?

36. 骂完了人，却又置身事外，不负责任，无睹后果，谓之“金蝉脱壳”。 四段：“按图索骥”式——骂人艺术到了四段，自己先要有相当学识修养。

36. After vilifying others, yet remaining uninvolved and irresponsible, disregarding the consequences, this is called "the golden cicada shedding its shell." Four stages: In the art of vilification, by the fourth stage, one must have a considerable level of knowledge and修养.

37. 即便插了几根孔雀的羽毛，到了早上还是照样打鸣。

37. Even if a few peacock feathers were inserted, it would still crow as usual in the morning.

38. 如果生活欺骗了你，不要着急，拿出你的美颜相机，欺骗生活。

38. If life deceives you, don't hurry, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.

39. 有没么间接骂人的话

40. 一菲：有一个主持人 他觉得没人听他的节目 于是就把节目做得像老太婆的裹脚布一样 又臭又长 请问怎么修理他

39. Is there any indirect way to insult someone? 40. Yi Fei: There's a host who thinks no one listens to his program, so he makes it as long and boring as an old woman's bound feet, both smelly and long. How should we fix him?

41. 那些整天讨论自己理想与克服困难的人，其实都不怎么有智慧。真正有智慧的人，早把这看做理所当然，并在物质世界取得回报。

41. Those who spend the whole day discussing their ideals and overcoming difficulties actually don't have much wisdom. The truly wise people have long regarded this as natural and have reaped rewards in the material world.

42. 删了之后就别加，加了之后别说爱。万丈高楼平地起，辉煌只能靠自己。

42. Don't add it back after deleting, and don't say you love it after adding it. A towering building is built from the ground up, and brilliance can only come from oneself.

43. 不带脏字的间接性骂人的话

44. 是你让我知道了恶心的真谛，是你让我看到了神经2代的后人，你的发型可以迷倒多少天篷元帅的后人或者爱上你，你的气味可以引来多少蚊子的近亲苍蝇。你的衣服可以让多少乞丐深深的记住你，因为他们知道还有只穿裤衩要饭的。你的脚气足能让地球止息，河水倒流，活人被臭的缺钙。先说说你的头吧：跳蚤可以在里面度过春夏秋冬，头皮屑如雪花般的美丽，落在那里，那里就会有无比的臭味陪伴左右，花草枯黄，不会在生。你的身材苗条如怀孕的母牛。你的大脑比我家的猪聪明半倍。皮肤是你最好的保护伞，躺在煤炭里要找半年，

43. Indirect slurs without offensive language 44. It's you who taught me the true essence of nausea, you who showed me the descendants of the second generation of neurals. How many descendants of Tianpeng Marquis could be charmed or fall in love with you, and how many relatives of mosquitoes could be attracted by your smell. Your clothes could make how many beggars remember you deeply, because they know there are still those who beg in shorts. Your foot odor could stop the earth, make rivers flow backward, and make the living lose calcium from the smell. Let's start with your head: fleas can spend all four seasons in it, dandruff is as beautiful as snowflakes, and wherever it falls, there will be an unbearable stench accompanying it. Plants and flowers will wither, and they will never grow again. Your figure is as slender as a pregnant cow. Your brain is half as smart as my pig. Your skin is your best umbrella of protection, and you would have to search for half a year in coal to find one like it.

45. 年轻的时候，尽量不要早恋。过早知道自己不好看，长得丑，个子矮，会影响考试。

45. When you are young, try not to have an early romance. Finding out too early that you are not attractive, ugly, or short can affect your exams.

46. 六段：“巫山猿啼”式——到了六段，已是名家高手，不再正面冲突。使被骂者有 如困于巫山蜀道，上有千岩绝壁，下有万壑争流，而又如层峦叠垒，云橘波诡，光怪陆 离，变化万千；而鬼斧神工，猿啼声声，使被骂者只觉天昏地暗，心魂懊丧；而又进退 维谷，故云“巫山猿啼”列入六段。

46. The "Misty Mountains Ape Scream" style - By the sixth level, one has reached the status of a master craftsman and no longer engages in direct confrontation. It makes the recipient of the骂 feel as if trapped in the treacherous roads of the Misty Mountains, with thousands of towering cliffs above and tens of thousands of gorges below flowing with turbulent waters. It is also like a series of layered peaks and rolling hills, with ever-changing cloud formations and waves, and all sorts of strange lights and bizarre phenomena. The extraordinary craftsmanship, the constant sound of ape screams, makes the recipient feel as if the sky is darkening and the earth is trembling, with their heart and soul filled with despair; and they find themselves in a dilemma of whether to advance or retreat, hence the "Misty Mountains Ape Scream" style is included in the sixth level.

47. 不 料数10年后，修养够了，才猛然省悟，不由大叫一声：“气煞我也！”吐血而亡。谓之 七段。

47. Unexpectedly, after ten years of cultivation, when enough self-improvement had been achieved, he suddenly realized it all at once, and could not help but shout out loud, "It's maddening to me!" and then he spat blood and died. This is called the "Seven Stages."

48. 不要去恨离开你的人，要做的是让他后悔离开你。如果以后我的老公出轨了，我是绝对不会离婚的，因为我的字典里没有离婚，只有丧偶。

48. Don't hate the person who leaves you; what you should do is make him regret leaving you. If my husband ever cheats on me, I will absolutely not get a divorce, because the word 'divorce' is not in my dictionary; it only contains the concept of a spouse's death.

49. 人生就像一杯水，孤独~孤独~孤独，一杯没了。

49. Life is like a glass of water, lonely... lonely... lonely, and the glass is empty.

50. 骂人嘛，骂就是了，何苦搞得这么玄乎？美好的借口，也无非把鲜花插到牛粪上，鲜花还是鲜花，而牛粪，也无非牛粪而已。 骂人看来是件容易的事。

50. Swearing at people, well, just do it, why make such a big deal out of it? A beautiful excuse is just like putting flowers on cow dung, the flowers remain flowers, and the cow dung is still just cow dung. It seems like a simple thing to swear at people.

51. 故骂人之道，最似武家功 夫，功夫深浅，可分之以“十段”，试论如下： 一段：“血肉横飞”式——这是骂人的外家功夫。 以金戈铁马，横冲直撞；以大刀 阔斧，正面交锋。

51. The art of cursing is most akin to martial arts, and its skill level can be divided into "ten levels." Here is an analysis as follows: First Level: "Blood and Flesh Flying" style - This is the external martial arts of cursing. It involves charging forward with iron horses and golden swords, engaging in direct confrontations with broadswords and axes.

52. 好难过！我有老年斑，我老婆没有。

52. So sad! I have senile spots, but my wife doesn't.

53. 我觉得你真是一块当领导的材料，唯我独尊诶，据说当年比尔盖茨连一毛零钱都算计，你不去当老板真是屈才了。

53. I think you're really cut out to be a leader, so full of yourself, you know. It's said that Bill Gates even counted every penny, so it's really a waste of talent for you not to be a boss.

54. 你的父母因你而快乐，因为你太像他们了，跟本不像是买来的孩子。你的同学因为有你而自杀，

54. Your parents are happy because of you, as you are so much like them that you don't even seem like a child bought from somewhere. Your classmates have committed suicide because you exist.

55. 八段：“分花拂柳”式——骂人功夫，到八段，实已归真返噗。虽其已具有惊天动 地、旋乾转坤之力，但其文已另有天地，而且诗论公允，谈笑间抑扬顿挫，若符节合。

55. The "Divide Flowers and Swish Willows" style - a skill for insulting people. By the eighth level, it has truly returned to its original simplicity. Although it possesses the power to shake the heavens and stir the earth, its literary style has transcended to another realm. Moreover, its poetic discourse is fair and impartial, with a rhythm of ups and downs in conversation, as if it were synchronized with the beat of a drumstick.

56. 一次又一次只是更深刻的让我明白凡事靠自己。我不需要那种隔了千年的问候。

56. Time and again, it has become even more deeply ingrained in me that one must rely on oneself for everything. I don't need that greeting that has been separated by a thousand years.

57. 但骂人之道，要有修养、有学问。有哲学、有艺术……骂 人要骂得典雅，有风度、有幽默。

57. However, the art of骂人 (cursing) requires修养 and learning. It involves philosophy and art... Cursing should be elegant, with grace and humor.

58. 其文不但有“横的移植，纵的继承”，而且曲折迂回，声东击西，使人目迷五色。文字间藏龙卧虎，时而奇 兵突出，时而妙语双关，使被骂者防不胜防，腹背受敌，只觉得草木皆兵，无以为战 了。

58. Not only does its text have "horizontal transplantation and vertical inheritance," but it also meanders and zigzags, diverting attention from the real target, making people feel confused and disoriented. There are hidden talents and masterpieces in the text, sometimes with unexpected tactics emerging, and sometimes with clever double entendres, making the target of criticism unable to defend themselves effectively, facing enemies from both sides, and feeling like everyone and everything around them is an enemy, leaving them with no means to fight back.

59. 跟你谈钱的老板是个好人。那些和你谈理想的人是不想给你钱的！

59. The boss who talks about money with you is a good person. Those who talk about ideals with you don't want to give you any money!

60. 他就如整日养尊处优的大公鸡，没见过什么世面，自认为天下第一，就骄傲的昂起脖子。殊不知，几个月以后，等它长的够肥了，架在它脖子上的会是一把血淋淋的刀。

60. He was like a proud rooster that had been pampered all day, not having seen much of the world, and he considered himself the number one in the world, proudly raising his neck. Little did he know that in a few months, when he had grown fat enough, a blood-stained knife would be placed on his neck.

61. 别再我这叫，我不懂狗语，去找你狗友去。友情经得起平淡，却经不起风雨，爱情经得起风雨，却经不起平淡。

61. Stop calling me here, I don't understand dog language, go find your dog friends instead. Friendship can endure the平淡, but it can't endure the storms. Love can endure the storms, but it can't endure the平淡.

62. 自大加一个点儿 念”臭”。

62. Add a dot to the word "zì" (self) and it reads as "chòu" (stink).

63. 一菲：（打断）请你以后不要再我面前说英文了 OK

63. Yifei: (interrupting) Please don't speak English in front of me anymore, OK?

64. 骂龄久远，而这更是个骂俗源远流长的国度，西方男人拿刀子开始决斗的时候，东方的诸葛亮因为骂死王朗而名垂千古。对骂，俺算不上是行家，但也算是一个玩家；不能说紧跟骂的时代潮流，但也算没有落伍；可最近俺就有点糊涂了，前卫人士提出一新骂说，那就是骂的高境界是骂人不带脏字。

64. The art of cursing has a long history, and this is a country where cursing has deep roots. When Western men began to duel with swords, the Eastern Zhuge Liang was famous for cursing Wang Lang to death and his name was etched in history. When it comes to cursing, I am not an expert, but I can be considered a player; I can't say I am keeping up with the current trends of cursing, but I am not lagging behind either. However, I've been a bit confused lately. Trendsetters have proposed a new theory of cursing, which is that the highest level of cursing is to insult someone without using dirty words.

65. 我从不欺负弱者。在我欺负他之前，我真的不知道他比我弱。

65. I never bully the weak. I truly didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

66. 如果你有喜欢的女孩，送她一支口红。至少她亲别人的时候，你还有参与感。

66. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still have a sense of involvement.

67. 别人的挑拨你就当回事，我的解释就是掩饰。我不需要短暂的冷战和过期不候的温暖。

67. You take others' provocations seriously, and my explanations are just cover-ups. I don't need a short-lived cold war and warmth that waits in vain.

68. 你是我心中的第一首歌，总是让我惊心动魄。

68. You are the first song in my heart, always filling me with awe and wonder.

69. 是谓一段。 二段：“二面三刀”式——这种骂人，稍高一级。

69. This is called a section. Section two: "Two-faced and triple-edged" style – this form of cursing is slightly more sophisticated.