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1. 6老婆啊总怕出轨；飞机啊，老怕坠毁；生活啊，总是见鬼；事业啊，老是绊腿；做潇洒的光棍啊，确实很美！光棍节到了，玩的开心！

1. Dear wife, I'm always afraid of you cheating; with planes, I'm always afraid of crashes; with life, it's always haunted by ghosts; with my career, it's always hindered; to be a carefree bachelor is indeed very beautiful! Singles' Day is here, have a great time!

2. 我好久没见你了。我真的很想你！你还好吗？老虎欺负你吗？狮子吓到你了吗？游客朝你扔东西了吗？你有用手机两个小蹄子看短信的习惯吗？快乐的单身汉！

2. It's been a long time since I've seen you. I really miss you! Are you doing well? Has the tiger bullied you? Did the lion scare you? Have tourists thrown things at you? Do you have a habit of checking text messages with your two little hooves on your phone? Happy bachelor!

3. 真正的光棍，敢于面对惨淡的爱情，敢于正视残缺的人生，敢于对外遇一笑置之，敢于对禁果冷淡，能够忍受我们铺天盖地的骚扰！光棍节快乐！

3. A true bachelor dares to confront bleak love, dares to face a flawed life, dares to laugh off extramarital affairs, dares to be indifferent to the forbidden fruit, and can endure our overwhelming harassment! Happy Singles' Day!

4. 死x！等我有钱了，我会用雷米·马丁给你冲马桶，用美钞给你点烟，用999朵玫瑰洗泡泡浴，用波音带你去上班，用朱桓公主当你的女仆！好吗？

4. Death to you! When I get rich, I'll use Rémy Martin to flush your toilet, use US dollars to light your cigarette, use 999 roses to bathe in bubbles, take you to work with a Boeing, and have Zhu Huan Princess be your maid! Is that okay?

5. 十七其实我过不过光棍节无所谓，只要我喜欢的人也过光棍节就好了。

5. In fact, it doesn't matter to me whether I celebrate Singles' Day or not, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles' Day.

6. 朋友起飞光:人生之路很容易！Happy off 光:麻烦跟你分手！个人关系光:财富归你所有！光棍节到了，祝你早日感情破裂光:幸福甜到永恒！

6. Friend departure: Life's path is easy! Happy departure: Trouble, let's break up! Personal relationship departure: Wealth is all yours! Single's Day is here, wishing you an early break-up in love: happiness as sweet as eternity!

7. 加油！取消你的约会，扔掉你的玫瑰！关掉手机，放弃等待！加油！一起庆祝，一起狂欢！今天，我们不需要异性！今天！让异性走开！

7. Go for it! Cancel your date, throw away your roses! Turn off your phone, give up waiting! Go for it! Let's celebrate together, let's party together! Today, we don't need the opposite sex! Today! Let the opposite sex go away!

8. 光棍节，你是光棍，你很可爱，吃饭从来不做饭；你是光棍，你骄傲，你没有调情的烦恼；你是光棍，你光荣，你是一条龙；你单身，你幸福，想说什么就说什么。

8. Single's Day, you are a bachelor, and you're adorable; you never cook when you eat; you are a bachelor, you are proud, you don't have the trouble of flirtation; you are a bachelor, you are honored, you are a dragon; you are single, you are happy, say what you want to say.

9. 19光棍节最佳食谱：早餐两根油条加两棵大葱午餐两份排骨加两瓶啤，晚餐两碗面条加两根火腿，照此食用，明年你就不需要这份食谱了！

9. The Best Recipe for Single's Day (November 19th): For breakfast, two fried dough sticks with two scallions; for lunch, two servings of spareribs with two bottles of beer; and for dinner, two bowls of noodles with two slices of ham. If you follow this diet, you won't need this recipe next year!

10. 2我的生日正好是11月11日我家门牌号11号我中学在11班大学是11号宿舍是0室上班后在11楼工作怪不得现在都没有女朋友，郁闷……

10.2 My birthday is on November 11th, my house number is 11, my high school class was 11, my university dorm was number 11, and my room number was 0. After I started working, I worked on the 11th floor. No wonder I still don't have a girlfriend, so frustrating...

11. 无奈，无奈。其实我也不是一无是处。我有很多优点可以列举和陈述。但是不知道为什么，我却得不到别人的尊重和支持。

11. Alas, alas. In fact, I am not without merit. I have many virtues that can be listed and described. But for some reason, I seem to fail to receive the respect and support of others.

12. 4招聘：本人为解光棍节单身之苦特聘女友若干，表现好者可长期聘用！

12. 4 Recruitment: To alleviate the loneliness of being single on Singles' Day, I have specially hired several girlfriends. Those who perform well can be employed on a long-term basis!

13. 11月11日，我们俱乐部举办了一场内容丰富的娱乐活动。单身者免费报名。请报名单身。如果你不是单身，请想办法成为单身。机会难得。不要错过它。光棍节快乐！

13. On November 11th, our club held a richly entertaining event. Singles are free to register. Please register as a single. If you are not single, find a way to become single. This opportunity is rare. Don't miss it. Happy Singles' Day!

14. 你有一个很好的朋友，名字叫光棍:无论你吃什么，它都会陪着你；你玩什么，它都会陪着你；你孤独，它陪伴着你。今天是光棍节，那就和它分手吧，找个真正爱你的人陪你！

14. You have a good friend named Bachelor: no matter what you eat, it will accompany you; whatever you play, it will accompany you; and when you are lonely, it will be with you. Today is Bachelor's Day, so break up with it and find someone who truly loves you to accompany you!

15. 如果你是单身，请找一个心爱可爱的人告别单身，但首先祝你光棍节快乐。如果你不是单身，祝你光棍节快乐！

15. If you are single, find someone adorable to bid farewell to your single status, but first, I wish you a happy Singles' Day! If you are not single, I also wish you a happy Singles' Day!

16. 九掐指一算，如果不出意外的话，今年我又要过光棍节了，谁喜欢我，悄悄告诉我，我追你。10代表全国人民祝所有男光棍在光棍节找到亲爱的相爱的深爱的人告别单身；祝所有女光棍找到一个你爱的爱你的人告别单身；此致！敬礼！

16. I cross my fingers and calculate, if nothing unexpected happens, I will have to celebrate the Singles' Day again this year. If anyone likes me, please let me know in secret, and I'll chase after you. The number 10 represents the wishes of the entire nation for all single men to find their beloved, loved, and deeply cherished partners on Singles' Day and bid farewell to bachelorhood; for all single women to find someone who loves and is loved by them and say goodbye to bachelorhood as well. Salutations! Respectfully!

17. 一个人不被束缚，光棍来去方便。节省资金和空间。结了婚的人极其羡慕，有家室的人也没闲着。单身的人，不要抱怨，借此机会开心每一天。

17. A person is not confined, a bachelor can come and go freely. Saves on funds and space. Married individuals are extremely envious, and those with families are not idle either. Single people, don't complain, seize this opportunity to enjoy every day.

18. 光棍节不是礼物，我要送你一个美女，适应症:孤独、缺乏感情、孤独；副作用:你会变成饭卡、钱包、搬运工；功效:光棍节快乐！

18. Singles' Day is not a gift; I want to send you a beautiful woman. Indications: loneliness, lack of affection, solitude; Side effects: you will become a meal card, wallet, and a porter; Effect: Happy Singles' Day!

19. 光棍苦，光棍累，半夜还要洗衣服；单怜，单愁，醉了没人陪；光棍难过，光棍惨，至今孤独过年；单身时期，单身希望，这个节日以后不庆祝了。光棍节快乐！

19. Being single is hard and tiring, washing clothes even in the middle of the night; lonely and sorrowful, no one to keep me company when I'm drunk; being single is sad and miserable, still lonely while celebrating the New Year; in the single period, with single hopes, I won't celebrate this festival anymore after this day. Happy Singles' Day!

20. 生活真的很尴尬，总是有很多烦恼，就烦着找个帅哥哥，一起跳舞，唱情歌；三天半后，帅哥变成了恶魔；冷战十多天，从此分道扬镳。回想起来，单身是最幸福的。

20. Life is really awkward, always filled with烦恼烦恼, just wanting to find a handsome brother to dance and sing love songs together; three and a half days later, the handsome brother turned into a devil; a cold war of more than ten days, and from then on we parted ways. Looking back, being single is the happiest.

21. 十五又是一年光棍节，谁再敢在朋友圈里秀恩爱，秀秀秀，秀秀秀，秀个没完，我就截截截，截截截，截一大堆图，等你特么哪天结婚对象不是Ta，我就把打印出来，塞进红包寄给你。

21. It's another bachelor's day, and who dares to show off their love in their social media circle, showing, showing, showing, non-stop. I'll be snipping, snipping, accumulating a bunch of pictures. Wait till the day when your wedding partner isn't that person, and I'll print them out and stuff them into red envelopes to send to you.

22. 错误，错误。这个想法最终成了我的劫数。没想到我心急如焚，上演了这么可怕的一幕。

22. Mistake, mistake. This idea eventually became my nemesis. I didn't expect my anxiety to drive me to such a terrifying scene.

23. 你恋爱了吗？你认罪了吗？你们牵手了吗？浪漫吗？你们住在一起吗？想结婚？光棍节到了，你还在等什么？鼓起勇气说给你喜欢的女孩；我爱你。，快点脱光衣服。

23. Are you in love? Have you confessed? Have you held hands? Is it romantic? Do you live together? Do you want to get married? Singles' Day is here, what are you waiting for? Gather your courage and tell the girl you like, "I love you."; Hurry up and strip off.

24. 光棍好，光棍精彩，光棍生活尖叫；不吵不闹，单身汉的生活真的是无拘无束；自嘲，自嘲，光棍的世界很精彩。光棍节又要到了。祝你幸福甜蜜！

24. Being single is great, being single is exciting, single life is thrilling; without any disturbances, the life of a bachelor really is carefree; self-deprecating, self-deprecating, the world of being single is very colorful. Singles' Day is approaching again. May you be happy and sweet!

25. 十一终于结束了这么多年的光棍生涯，明天就开始新一年的光棍生涯了。

25. Finally, the eleventh year has ended his long single life, and he will start a new single life in the new year tomorrow.

26. 我们的单身汉可以公开期待自己心中的另一半，虽然她还不知道自己住在哪里。可怜的已婚男人只能毫无想象力地盯着自己熟悉的妻子。

26. Our bachelors can openly anticipate their other half in their hearts, even though she doesn't know where she lives yet. Poor married men can only unimaginatively gaze at their familiar wives.

27. 16光棍节让我一个人过情人节让我一个人过，平安夜让我一个人过，圣诞节让我一个人过，有本事考试也让我一个过啊！

27. On Singles' Day, let me spend Valentine's Day alone, on New Year's Eve, let me spend it alone, on Christmas, let me spend it alone too! If you're so capable, why not let me take the exam alone too!

28. 四个光棍一起吃火锅，我信誓旦旦的说，明年我要脱离你们，结果我做到了，现在只剩我一个光棍了。

28. Four bachelors enjoyed hotpot together, and I solemnly promised that next year I would break away from you all. As it turned out, I did just that, and now I am the only bachelor left.

29. 我们正处于婚姻时代的初级阶段。经过20多年的努力，虽然我们在认识许多异性方面取得了很大的成就，但我们人口众多，人均资源相对不足，个人发展不平衡。

29. We are in the early stage of the marriage era. After more than 20 years of efforts, although we have made great achievements in getting to know many members of the opposite sex, our population is large, and per capita resources are relatively insufficient, leading to an imbalance in individual development.

30. 光棍节来了，发短信送祝福。愿望总是美好的，希望都实现了:愿所有的单身都能找到另一半，所有恋爱中的人都甜蜜恩爱，向单身挥手告别，拥有一个幸福的家！

30. Single's Day is here, sending blessings via text messages. Wishes are always beautiful, and may all hopes be realized: May all singles find their other half, may all those in love be sweet and loving, wave goodbye to singleness, and have a happy home!

31. 11月11日光我会给你一个悠闲的假期光闪闪的祝福，祝你事业有成光慧，爱情如火如荼光莽，人生大光颜色。小光棍节快乐！

31. On November 11th, I will give you a leisurely holiday with a sparkling blessing, wishing you success in your career with light wisdom, love as fiery as a blaze, and a life full of vibrant colors. Happy Little Lightstick Day!

32. 我单身！我不为爱所困，不为爱所伤，不等待任何人，不默默悲伤，不为任何人担忧，不独自沉睡，我就是我！快乐的单身汉！

32. I'm single! I'm not trapped or hurt by love, I don't wait for anyone, I don't silently grieve, I don't worry about anyone, I don't sleep alone, I am just me! A happy bachelor!

33. 12有人问我光棍节你还是一个人吗？我不是一个人难道会变成一条狗阿！

33. 12. Someone asked me if I was still single on Singles' Day? Am I not alone? Would I become a dog if I weren't?

34. 我不理解我的婚姻，三十岁也没人要我。都怪我傻，没缘分。我相亲过几次，至今单身。求亲戚朋友当媒人，我们可以早日结婚，结束光棍的苦日子，欢迎他们好好过。

34. I don't understand my marriage, and by the age of thirty, no one wants me. It's all my fault for being foolish and lacking in destiny. I've gone on several blind dates, and I'm still single. I'm seeking my relatives and friends to act as matchmakers, so we can get married sooner and end the hardships of being a bachelor. I welcome them to live well.

35. 没房没车也不怕，雄心勃勃要走向世界。努力和成就总有一天会开花结果。不必去寻找茫茫人海，知己者有远见。单身的日子不会很长，幸福的生活就在身边。光棍节快乐！

35. No house, no car, but that's not a fear; with ambition, I'm heading towards the world. Efforts and achievements will surely bear fruit one day. There's no need to search through the vast sea of people, for those who understand me have foresight. Single days won't last long, and the happy life is right by my side. Happy Singles' Day!

36. 单身的人，不代表瘦；单身不代表不单调。造型单一，不寂寞的心情；生活并不简单。光棍节，快乐的生活也可以单独列出来，美好的心情也可以单独放飞！

36. Being single does not mean being thin; being single does not mean being monotonous. A single style does not mean a lonely heart; life is not simple. On Singles' Day, happy living can be listed separately, and a good mood can also be set free individually!

37. 冒险让我遇见了你。命运让我爱你。我心里有话想对你说。但是我害怕伤害你。想想还是告诉你。此刻想着你。我希望很快见到你。我真的爱你。

37. Adventure brought us together. Destiny allowed me to love you. I have something I want to say to you from my heart, but I'm afraid of hurting you. After thinking it over, I still want to tell you. At this moment, I'm thinking of you. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.