1. 聪明是征婚条件中最重要的一条，我阅人无数，少说两三百人，通过我的比较，北大和清华毕业的人比一般人聪明。

1. Intelligence is the most important criterion among the conditions for marriage-matching. I have interacted with numerous people, at least two or three hundred, and through my comparison, graduates from Peking University and Tsinghua University are generally more intelligent than others.

2. 以我的智商和以我的能力的话，往前推三百年，往后推三百年，总共六百年之内不会有第二个人超过我。

2. With my intelligence and abilities, if I were to look back three hundred years and forward three hundred years, there wouldn't be anyone else who could surpass me within a total of six hundred years.

3. 山东走出去的我可以考虑一下，目前还在山东工作的不予考虑。

3. I can consider those who have left Shandong; however, those who are still working in Shandong are not to be considered.

4. 我是重庆人，沿海地区离我比较远，这样两人在一起才能比较稳固，比较有新鲜感。有一天我看到一本奥巴马演讲的书，我只看了一页，觉得还可以。?>

4. I am from Chongqing, and the coastal areas are relatively far from me. This way, the two of us can be more stable and have more freshness. One day, I saw a book of Obama's speeches, and I only read one page, but I thought it was okay.

5. 世界上有一半的男人看到我就想逃跑，另一半我看到他就想逃跑。

5. Half of the men in the world want to run away when they see me, and the other half want to run away when I see them.

6. 很多人都说我漂亮。我也知道我漂亮。

6. Many people say I'm beautiful, and I also know that I am beautiful.

7. 他太老了，而且身高也不够，他也不可能是北大清华，更不可能是经济学专业，我不会选他(陈坤)。

7. He is too old and not tall enough. It's also impossible for him to be from Peking University or Tsinghua University, let alone a major in economics. I wouldn't choose him (Chen Kun).

8. 吾日三省吾身(凤姐念错字了)省应该读xǐng她读shěng。

8. "I examine myself three times a day" (Feng Jie misread a character). "省" should be pronounced as "xǐng," but she pronounced it as "shěng."

9. 我爱干净，比较洁癖，男朋友看到女的别***花痴样。

9. I love cleanliness and am quite a clean freak. My boyfriend should not act like a fanboy when he sees a woman.

10. 我一般按长相将人分五等。我是第三等。

10. I usually divide people into five categories based on their appearance. I am in the third category.

11. 你***，他必须具备国际视野，有征服世界的欲望。奥巴马才符合我的征婚标准。

11. You must have an international perspective and a desire to conquer the world. Only Obama meets my criteria for a potential spouse.

12. 我最大的爱好就是跳槽，频繁的跳，一旦到了新公司，看谁谁谁不顺眼了，跳槽。(哇，我忍不住要 哇 一声了)

12. My biggest hobby is job-hopping, frequently changing jobs. Once I get to a new company, if I find someone or other unsatisfactory, I'll hop to another job. (Wow, I can't help but let out a "wow" sound.)

13. 中国人民银行、花旗银行、渣打银行、汇丰银行、交通银行、中国人寿等金融公司驻中国区首席执行官向我表达爱意，愿意与我结婚，而本人觉得他们年老色衰，所以不愿意。

13. The CEOs of financial companies including the People's Bank of China, Citibank, Standard Chartered Bank, HSBC, Bank of Communications, and China Life Insurance, based in the Chinese region, have expressed their love and willingness to marry me. However, I find them too old and unattractive, so I am unwilling to accept.

14. 我平常接触的朋友多，因为我交际面广嘛。

14. I usually have a lot of friends because I have a wide social circle.

15. 失业很正常，可是。只要我在职一天，我就要负一天的责。或者，很多人会以为是我炒了公司，可是，我知道，公司不要我。它怎么会要我呢？(我们都知道是公司炒了你，恩。)

15. It's normal to be unemployed, but as long as I am employed, I have to take responsibility for a day. Or, many people might think that I fired the company, but I know that the company didn't want me. How could it want me? (We all know that the company fired you, right.)

16. 看到其他女的就***花痴一样。(疯了上电视说脏话)

16. When seeing other women, they act like a crazy fangirl. (Got crazy on TV and swore)

17. 我在家乐福超市工作，世界500强.

17. I work at Carrefour supermarket, one of the world's top 500 companies.

18. 因为上海是一个经济中心。我这个人对征服经济世界蛮有兴趣的。

18. Because Shanghai is an economic center. I am quite interested in conquering the economic world.

19. 征婚者： 你从哪里来？ 罗玉凤： 我从地球来 征婚者： 好巧我也是 。

19. Suitors: Where are you from? Luo Yufeng: I come from Earth. Suitors: How coincidental, I also come from Earth.

20. 必须具备国际视野，有征服世界的欲望。

20. One must have an international perspective and the desire to conquer the world.

21. 我经常看的都是人文社会的书！例如，《知音》、《故事会》。

21. I often read books related to humanities and social sciences! For example, "Zhiyin" (Echoes) and "Guoshuohui" (Storytelling).

22. 帅哥，远处望一眼。近处抱一抱。

22. Handsome guy, take a glance from afar. Give a hug up close.

23. 我喜欢蓝莓的味道。蓝莓是一种优雅的水果，即使我毫无姿态的坐在路边的水泥地。拣起没有洗过的蓝莓塞进嘴里。我依然认为我是优雅的。因为优雅的蓝莓。

23. I like the taste of blueberries. Blueberries are an elegant fruit, even when I sit without any grace on the concrete ground by the roadside. I pick up unwashed blueberries and pop them into my mouth. I still think of myself as elegant. Because of the elegant blueberries.

24. 我最喜欢的诗人是顾城顾城(强调)你知道吧？

24. My favorite poet is Gu Cheng (emphasized). You know him, right?

25. 本人找伴侣，一不求帅，二不求富。

25. In seeking a partner, I do not seek a handsome man nor do I seek wealth.

26. 两个人走在马路上，一遇到有男孩，我马上就故作惊奇的喊一声：帅哥来了。

26. Two people are walking on the street, and as soon as they encounter a boy, I immediately pretend to be surprised and shout: "A handsome guy has arrived."

27. 要说我写诗的风格嘛，比较像顾城，写文章嘛，人家都说我像鲁迅。

27. As for my style of writing poetry, it's more like Gu Cheng's. When it comes to writing articles, people always say I resemble Lu Xun.

28. 凭我的智慧，我的相貌，我完全可以找一个比他(指前男友)更优秀的男朋友。

28. With my wisdom and appearance, I could definitely find a more outstanding boyfriend than him (referring to the ex-boyfriend).

29. 罗指着台下众人说：你们这些普通院校的，如果撇开这上面的七条，你们肯定有人会愿意娶我

29. Luo pointed to the crowd below and said: Among you who come from ordinary colleges, if you set aside the seven points mentioned above, I'm sure there are some who would be willing to marry me.

30. 男人过了三十岁就没看点了就人老珠黄了。

30. After a man turns thirty, he loses all appeal and becomes outdated.

31. 我这个人有点洁癖，以前读书时衣服每天要洗，现在基本上过两三天就洗一次，洗头也这样，现在很多时间都浪费在这上面。

31. I'm somewhat of a cleanliness freak. When I was studying, I had to wash my clothes every day. Now, I basically wash them every two or three days, and the same goes for my hair. Now, I spend a lot of time on this.

32. 我用的是A4纸，因为A4是非常标准的纸。

32. I use A4 paper because A4 is a very standard type of paper.

33. 因为留恋徐家汇公园的黑天鹅。我留在了徐家汇。虽然换了很多份工作，搬了很多次家，但是依然围绕着徐家汇转圈。

33. Because I was attached to the black swans in Xuhui Park. I stayed in Xuhui. Although I changed many jobs and moved houses many times, I still kept circling around Xuhui.

34. 我在上海的时候，一直会有人在我肩膀上摸一摸什么的，有目的性的佧我油

34. While I was in Shanghai, there was always someone who would touch my shoulder or something, purposefully oiling me.

35. 罗玉凤在谈自己最喜欢的一首诗，是凤姐自己写的：天还没有黑，天已经黑了。

35. Luo Yufeng is talking about her favorite poem, which is written by herself: The sky has not yet turned dark, but it has already become dark.

36. 岁博览群书，20岁到达顶峰，往前300年往后推300年，没有人会超过我，在智力上他们是不可能比我强的，那就在身高和外貌上弥补吧。

36. At the age of 36, I have read extensively, reached the peak at 20. Three hundred years before and three hundred years after, no one will surpass me; intellectually, they are impossible to be stronger than me. So, let's make up for it in height and appearance.

37. 我的七大要求全国还能找到100个我认为不高，全国找到1个是还差一点，全国一个都找不出我认为是刚好。

37. I think it's not too high to find 100 nationwide for my seven demands. Finding one nationwide is a bit short, and not finding any at all is just right.

38. 不知道从时候起，我学会了吸烟。坐在校园的台阶上。静静的吸着。然后，任凭泪水从脸侠上面滑过，没有人知道的。

38. I don't know when I started smoking. I would sit on the steps of the campus, quietly smoking. Then, tears would slip down my face, unknown to anyone.

39. 有一次我到法资企业应聘经理助理。人家按照销售总监助理的规格接待了我。而我记得他们总监助理的要求是已婚已育优先。可能是见我嘴巴会说，不愿让我在经理助理的位置上屈才。

39. On one occasion, I went to an enterprise with French capital to apply for the position of assistant manager. They treated me according to the specifications of the assistant to the sales director. However, I remember that the requirements for the director's assistant were that those who were married and had children were given priority. It could be that they saw me as being eloquent and were unwilling to let me be underutilized in the position of assistant manager.

40. 我弟弟长得很阳光帅气。你弟弟长得和你很像？对，很像！

40. My brother is very sunny and handsome. Does your brother look like you? Yes, he does!