1. 这个世界上有两种人，一种是快乐的猪，一种是痛苦的人。做痛苦的人，不做快乐的猪。

1. There are two kinds of people in this world, one is a happy pig, and the other is a suffering person. Be a suffering person, not a happy pig.

2. 告诉我你的朋友，我就知道你是什么样的人。

2. Tell me about your friends, and I'll know what kind of person you are.

3. 人类的幸福和欢乐在于奋斗，而最有价值的是为理想而奋斗。

3. The happiness and joy of humanity lie in struggle, and the most valuable is to strive for ideals.

4. 好的婚姻仅给你带来幸福，不好的婚姻则可使你成为一位哲学家。

4. A good marriage brings you happiness, while a bad marriage can make you a philosopher.

5. 不要靠馈赠去获得朋友。你须贡献你诚挚的爱，学会怎样用正当的方法来赢得一个人的心。

5. Do not rely on gifts to win friends. You must offer your sincere love and learn how to win a person's heart through proper means.

6. 分手的时候到了，我***，你们去活，究竟谁过得更幸福，唯有神知道。

6. The time for breaking up has come, I ***, and you go on living. Ultimately, who lives a happier life, only God knows.

7. 如果我们把每个人的不幸堆成一堆由大家均分，大多数人都会甘愿接受一份，欣然离去。

7. If we pile up each person's misfortune and divide it among everyone, most people would be willing to accept a share and leave happily.

8. 整座城市忘了她，整个世界忘了她，只有他记得。

8. The entire city forgot about her, the whole world forgot about her, only he remembered.

9. 男人活着全靠健忘，女人活着全靠牢记。

9. Men live by forgetting, women by remembering.

10. 爱情就是穿越一片稻田，去摘一株最大最金黄的麦穗回来，但是有个规则，不能走回头路，而且只能摘一次。

10. Love is about crossing a rice field to pick the largest and most golden wheat ear back, but there is a rule that you cannot take the same path back and you can only pick once.

11. 暗恋是世界上最美丽的爱情。

11. Love at first sight is the most beautiful love in the world.

12. 最热烈的爱情会有最冷漠的结局。

12. The most passionate love may have the coldest ending.

13. 不要靠馈赠来获得一个朋友。

13. Do not win a friend by means of gifts.

14. 最热烈的恋爱，会有最冷漠的结局。

14. The most passionate love can have the coldest ending.

15. 世间最珍贵的不是得不到和已失去，而是现在能把握的幸福。

15. The most precious thing in the world is not what you can't get or what you've already lost, but the happiness that you can grasp now.

16. 好了，我们就此分手，你去活，我***，何者为佳，只有神知道。

16. Well, let's part ways here. You go live, and I ***. Which is better, only God knows.

17. 我与世界相遇，我自与世界相蚀，我自不辱使命，使我与众生相聚。?>

17. I meet the world, and I am eroded by the world myself. I do not dishonor my mission, which brings me to gather with all sentient beings.

18. 女人的纯正饰物是美德，不是服装。

18. The pure adornment of a woman is virtue, not attire.

19. 一个好女人，能把男人变成快乐的人，一个坏女人，能把男人变成哲学家。

19. A good woman can turn a man into a happy person, and a bad woman can turn a man into a philosopher.

20. 为什么还是没能给那个像小猫一样毛茸茸，安宁又让人欢喜的女孩，他许诺过的，有风却顺逐的一生？

20. Why couldn't he still grant the fluffy, peaceful, and delightful girl, who looks like a kitten, the life of his promise, a life that is as smooth as the wind?

21. 人类最大的幸福就在于每天能谈谈道德方面的事情。无灵魂的生活就失去了人的生活价值。

21. The greatest happiness of humanity lies in being able to talk about moral matters every day. Life without soul loses the value of human life.

22. 在这个世界上，除了阳光、空气、水和笑容，我们还需要什么呢！

22. In this world, apart from sunshine, air, water, and smiles, what else do we need!

23. 如果我能忍受了自己的老婆，也就能忍受任何人了！

23. If I can tolerate my own wife, then I can tolerate anyone!