1. 结婚前男人借钱也要让女人吃好；结婚后女人借钱也要让男人吃好。

1. Before marriage, men will borrow money to ensure that women eat well; after marriage, women will borrow money to ensure that men eat well.

2. 男人痛苦的时候无话可说，女人愤怒的时候啥话都说。

2. When men are in pain, they have nothing to say; when women are angry, they say anything.

3. 女人再婚是为了赌气；男人再婚是为了碰运气。

3. A woman remarries out of defiance; a man remarries out of a gamble.

4. 跟女人打交道，最终总是这个结局：应该把爱献给她；对所有的女人，都应该给予特有的爱。

4. Dealing with women always ends up with this conclusion: love should be offered to her; a unique love should be given to all women.

5. 做情人的时候，女人会让男人心疼；做妻子的时候，女人会让男人头疼。

5. When being a lover, a woman can make a man feel pitiful; when being a wife, a woman can make a man feel headaches.

6. 爱情，这不是一颗心去敲打另一颗心，而是两颗心共同撞击的火花。

6. Love is not one heart beating against another, but the spark of two hearts colliding together.

7. 男人热恋时聪明至极；女人热恋时却愚蠢无比。?>

7. Men are extremely clever when they are in love; women, on the other hand, are incredibly foolish when they are in love.

8. 男人是上帝根据世界的需要而创造的；女人是上帝根据男人的需要而创造的。

8. Men were created by God according to the needs of the world; women were created by God according to the needs of men.

9. 男人为结婚而恋爱；女人为爱情而结婚。

9. Men fall in love to get married; women get married for love.

10. 爱情有吸引力，婚姻有约束力。想要逃离两者只会白费力。

10. Love has allure, and marriage has binding power. Trying to escape both will only be in vain.

11. 怎么知道两个人是不是结婚了？看看他们是不是对孩子大喊大叫，就知道了。

11. How do you know if two people are married? Just look at whether they shout at their children.

12. 结婚是最傻的事情，但总有一天，我得做那件傻事。

12. Getting married is the silliest thing, but one day, I will have to do that silly thing.

13. 爱是寂寞撒的谎，缘分是谎言的传播者。

13. Love is a lie whispered by loneliness, destiny is the propagator of that lie.

14. 挑剔就是扼杀爱情；凡事都不可太挑剔。

14. Picky-ness is the death of love; one should not be too picky about everything.

15. 男人爱上女人后，他会做诗；女人爱上男人后，她会做梦。

15. After a man falls in love with a woman, he will compose poetry; after a woman falls in love with a man, she will dream.

16. 感情是复杂的，有理智的时候它是固体，失去理智的时候，它就变成了液体！

16. Emotions are complex; when rational, they are solid, but when irrational, they turn into liquid!

17. 没什么大的理想，只希望能一家人整整齐齐，健健康康，快快乐乐，幸幸福福的在一起就好了。

17. I have no grand ideals, just hoping that the whole family can be neat, healthy, happy, and fortunate together would be enough.

18. 女人习惯把赌注押在爱情上；男人习惯把赌注押在婚姻上。

18. Women tend to bet on love; men tend to bet on marriage.

19. 女人恋爱期间渴望对方裸露心灵；男人恋爱期间渴望对方裸露身体。

19. During the period of love, women long for their partners to bare their souls, while men long for their partners to bare their bodies.

20. 男人吻女人是一种回收的贷款；女人吻男人是一笔放出去的投资。

20. A man kissing a woman is a repaid loan; a woman kissing a man is an invested capital.

21. 爱情里面要是搀杂了和它本身无关的算计，那就不是真的爱情。

21. If there is any calculation involved in love that is unrelated to it, then it is not true love.

22. 男人有外遇是因为冲动；女人有外遇是因为无聊。

22. Men have affairs because of impulse; women have affairs because of boredom.

23. 时间与记忆背道而驰，记忆被投递到虚无之中，开始成为无始无终。

23. Time and memory are at odds with each other, as memory is delivered into the void, beginning to become endless and without beginning.

24. 太多的人想要遗忘过去，那些过往大多关于爱情。

24. Too many people want to forget the past, which is mostly about love.

25. 年轻女子的爱情像杰克的豆杆一样，长得飞快，一夜之间便可参天入云。

25. The love of a young woman grows as fast as Jack's beanstalk, shooting up into the clouds in a single night.

26. 男人往往能追到他喜欢的女人；女人却往往得不到她爱恋的男人。

26. Men often manage to pursue the women they like; women, however, often do not get the men they love.

27. 女人的幸福在于：他真的爱我；男人的幸福在于：她值得我爱。

27. A woman's happiness lies in: he truly loves me; a man's happiness lies in: she is worthy of my love.

28. 男人有钱就变坏，女人变坏就有钱。

28. Men go bad when they have money, and women have money when they go bad.

29. 爱是生命的火焰，没有它，一切变成黑夜。

29. Love is the flame of life; without it, everything becomes darkness.

30. 在各种各样的谨慎中，恋爱时也许是最有碍得到真正的幸福的。

30. Among all kinds of caution, being in love may be the most detrimental to achieving true happiness.

31. 女人用耐心化妆来掩饰自己的面容；男人用故作深沉来掩饰自己的内容。

31. Women use patience in makeup to cover up their facial features; men use pretense of profundity to hide their content.

32. 真正可贵的东西，不可能刻意得到，那需要同样可贵的缘分。

32. The truly valuable things cannot be deliberately obtained; they require the same valuable destiny.

33. 女人对你说讨厌的时候表明她喜欢你；男人对你说讨厌的时候他是真的讨厌你。

33. When a woman tells you she dislikes you, it actually means she likes you; when a man tells you he dislikes you, he truly does.

34. 不是你我彼此的错，只是我们的爱情败给了时间，还有等待。

34. It's not a fault of either you or me, it's just that our love has been defeated by time and by waiting.

35. 男人赚钱后想和老婆离婚；男人赚不到钱老婆想和他离婚。

35. When a man makes money, he wants to divorce his wife; when a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

36. 男人的爱情像闲暇时的散步；女人的爱情像丢失钥匙后的寻找。

36. A man's love is like a leisurely stroll; a woman's love is like searching for a lost key.

37. 女人的青春标志一种价值；而男人的青春表示一种肤浅。

37. A woman's youth signifies a value; while a man's youth denotes a shallowness.

38. 男人追求女人，如隔着一座山；女人追求男人，如隔着一层纸。

38. A man pursuing a woman is like crossing a mountain; a woman pursuing a man is like breaking through a sheet of paper.

39. 男人希望女友经历越少越好；女人却希望男友经历越多越好。

39. Men hope that their girlfriend has had as little experience as possible; women, on the other hand, hope that their boyfriend has had as much experience as possible.

40. 爱情的欢乐虽然是甜美无比，但只有在光荣与美德存在的地方才能生存。

40. Although the joy of love is incredibly sweet, it can only survive where honor and virtue exist.

41. 女人总是希望她是他的最后一个女人；男人总是希望他是她的第一个男人。

41. Women always hope to be his last woman; men always hope to be her first man.

42. 只有驱遣人以高尚的方式相爱的那种爱神才是美，才值得颂扬。

42. Only the love goddess that drives people to love in a noble manner is beautiful, and worthy of praise.

43. 爱情的到来，就象雪崩到来一样，你要活命，就得赶紧逃跑。

43. The arrival of love is like the arrival of an avalanche; to survive, you must flee quickly.

44. 女人对男人往往会朝思暮想；男人对女人往往会朝秦暮楚。

44. Women often have constant thoughts about men; men often have fleeting inclinations towards women.

45. 女人家十有八九都是心里有一分爱，表面上就流露两分。

45. Most women have a heart full of love, with two parts showing on the surface.

46. 男人喜欢打闪电战，用最短的时间拿下女人，把喜新厌旧的周期缩短。

46. Men prefer to engage in a lightning war, taking women down in the shortest time possible, and shorten the cycle of being attracted to new things and tired of old ones.

47. 我们始终都不会理解对方的感情，但却舍得彼此交付。

47. We will never understand each other's feelings, yet we are willing to entrust ourselves to each other.

48. 男孩子说永远爱你的意思，就是说让你生孩子，以后他就自由了。

48. When a boy says he will love you forever, what he really means is that he wants you to have children, and then he will be free.

49. 男人有外遇体现在工作越来越忙；女人有外遇体现在做的菜越来越咸。

49. A man's affair shows in his increasingly busy work; a woman's affair shows in her increasingly salty cooking.

50. 女人坚持独身是因为找不到好对象，男人坚持独身是因为找不到对象。

50. Women insist on remaining single because they can't find a good partner, while men insist on remaining single because they can't find a partner.

51. 一个姑娘爱上一个男子的时候，决不会看出他的缺点来。

51. When a girl falls in love with a man, she will never notice his shortcomings.

52. 男人恋爱是因为无事可做；女人恋爱是因为好奇心驱使。

52. Men fall in love because they have nothing to do; women fall in love because of curiosity.

53. 爱情是一场青春的赌注、败者将一无所有、我们都输不起。

53. Love is a bet of youth; the loser will have nothing, and we both can't afford to lose.

54. 女人吻男人算是一种幸福；男人吻女人算是一种口福。

54. A woman kissing a man is a form of happiness; a man kissing a woman is a form of mouth happiness.

55. 我不仅要爱的肉眼认识我的肉身，我要你的灵眼认识我的灵魂。

55. Not only do I want the eyes of love to recognize my physical form, but I also want your spiritual eyes to recognize my soul.

56. 一般来说，有雀斑的人跟有雀斑的人谈恋爱和结婚。

56. Generally speaking, people with freckles tend to date and marry others with freckles.

57. 男人恋爱希望把复杂的过程弄简单；女人恋爱喜欢将简单的事情弄复杂。

57. Men in love hope to simplify the complex process; women in love prefer to complicate the simple things.

58. 男人考验女人的办法是远走高飞；女人考验男人的办法是约会迟到。

58. A man tests a woman by running away; a woman tests a man by being late for a date.

59. 女人姣好的长相，使男人迅速坠入情网；男人的甜言蜜语，使女人乐于被拉下爱河。

59. A woman's beautiful appearance quickly draws men into the depths of love; a man's sweet words make women happy to be pulled into the river of love.

60. 死生契阔，与子成说。执子之手，与子偕老。

60. "Through life and death, we have made our promise. Holding your hand, we will grow old together."

61. 女人很少愿意去反问自己：他真的爱我吗？可她会问自己100遍：他在爱另一个女人吗？

61. Women rarely ask themselves: Does he really love me? But they ask themselves 100 times: Is he in love with another woman?

62. 男人恋爱时对对方无所企求；女人恋爱时对对方无所不求。

62. When men fall in love, they have no demands on the other person; when women fall in love, they seek everything from the other person.

63. 女人恋爱像走进大自然；男人恋爱像走入地下室。

63. Women fall in love like entering nature; men fall in love like descending into the basement.

64. 聪明的女人会嫁给爱她的男人做老婆；愚蠢的女人会嫁给她爱的男人做老婆。

64. A smart woman will marry a man who loves her; a foolish woman will marry a man she loves.

65. 爱情就像冰激凌，无论如何避免，最后它终究会溶化。

65. Love is like ice cream; no matter how you try to avoid it, it will eventually melt.

66. 男人有情人会有一种成就感，女人有情人会有一种负罪感。

66. Men with a lover feel a sense of achievement, while women with a lover feel a sense of guilt.

67. 女人最恨的男人是陈世美；男人最喜欢的女人是潘金莲。

67. The man that women hate the most is Chen Shimei; the woman that men like the most is Pan Jinvlian.

68. 我怎么知道我怎么出生的？我不知道，我那个时候还很小。

68. How do I know how I was born? I don't know, I was very young at that time.

69. 女人的看家本领是撒娇；男人的拿手好戏是撒谎。

69. A woman's signature move is to pout; a man's forte is to lie.

70. 一见钟情是唯一真诚的爱情；稍有犹豫便就不然了。

70. Love at first sight is the only sincere love; any hesitation is otherwise.

71. 真正的爱情是吸引而不是控制，更不是占有。

71. True love is attraction, not control, and even less so possession.

72. 女人的温柔是一个陷阱；男人的深沉是一座空房。

72. A woman's gentleness is a trap; a man's depth is an empty house.

73. 男人的多情是一种乐趣；女人的多情是一种堕落。

73. Men's flirtatiousness is a pleasure; women's flirtatiousness is a堕落.

74. 女人温柔时充满幻想；男人温柔时充满渴望。

74. When women are gentle, they are filled with fantasy; when men are gentle, they are filled with longing.

75. 上帝创造了男人是为了使他孤独，而创造女人是为了让他更孤独。

75. God created man to be lonely, and woman to be even lonelier.

76. 人并不是美丽才可爱，而是因为可爱才美丽。

76. People are not beautiful because they are lovely, but rather they are lovely because they are beautiful.

77. 爱得愈深，苛求得愈切，所以爱人之间不可能没有意气的争执。

77. The deeper the love, the more stringent the demands, hence it is impossible for lovers to be without disputes due to tempers.