1. 1590后的你有着一颗80后的心和一张70后的脸…

1. You, after 1590, have a heart of an 80s person and a face of a 70s person...

2. 12谁是谁的老公, 都他M的是临时工！

2.12 Who is the husband of whom, it's all f***ing temp workers!

3. 狮舞三堂沒人看，讲话三遍沒人听。

3. No one watches the lion dance in three halls, and no one listens to a speech repeated three times.

4. 勤是摇钱树，俭是聚宝盆。

4. Diligence is a money-making tree, thrift is a treasure pot.

5. 人有恒心万事成，人无恒心万事崩。

5. A person with determination can achieve anything, but a person without determination will fail at everything.

6. 人心不足蛇呑象，贪心不足吃月亮。

6. People's hearts are never satisfied; as the cobra swallows an elephant, and as greedy as to eat the moon.

7. 人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。

7. One cannot judge a person by their appearance, nor can the sea be measured with a measure.

8. 弟兄不和邻里欺，将相不和邻国欺。

8. Discord among brothers brings oppression from neighbors, and discord among leaders brings oppression from neighboring countries.

9. 龙游浅水遭虾戏，虎落平阳被犬欺。

9. When the dragon plays in shallow waters, it is mocked by shrimps; when the tiger falls in the open plains, it is bullied by dogs.

10. 留得五湖明月在，不怕没处下金钩。

10. As long as the moonlight over the Five Lakes remains bright, there's no need to worry about not having a place to cast the golden hook.

11. Ask for more 渴望无限。（百事流行鞋）

11. Crave for More Infinite. (Pepsi Trendy Shoes)

12. 先钉桩子后系驴，先撒窝子后钓鱼。

12. First drive the stakes and then tie the donkey; first dig the fishing hole and then fish.

13. 泥人经不起雨淋，假话经不起对证。

13. Clay figures cannot withstand rain, and lies cannot withstand verification.

14. 不怕虎狼当面坐，只怕人前两面刀。

14. Not afraid of tigers and wolves sitting in front of me, only afraid of a double-edged sword in front of people.

15. To me, the past black and white, but the future is always color．对我而言，过去平淡无奇；而未来，却是绚烂缤纷。（轩尼诗酒）

15. To me, the past is monochrome, but the future is always vibrant and colorful. (Hennessy Wine)

16. 全是生姜不辣，全是花椒不麻。

16. All ginger and no spiciness, all Sichuan pepper and no numbing sensation.

17. 逢着瞎子不谈光，逢着癞子不谈疮。?>

17. When you meet a blind man, don't talk about light; when you meet a leper, don't talk about sores.

18. 23在爱情的道路上，俄总是走走停停，妈妈说俄腿脚不行。

18. At the path of love, Russia always walks and stops, Mom says Russia's legs and feet are not up to it.

19. 人勤病就懒，人懒病就勤。

19. When people are diligent, diseases become lazy; when people are lazy, diseases become diligent.

20. 天冷不冻织女手，荒年不饿勤耕人。

20. When it's cold, the weaver's hands don't freeze; in lean years, the diligent farmer doesn't starve.

21. 人前若爱争长短，人后必然说是非。

21. If one loves to quarrel and argue in front of others, they are bound to spread rumors and gossip behind their backs.

22. The taste is great 味道好极了。（雀巢咖啡）5M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hand(M&Ms) 只溶在口，不溶在手。(M&M巧克力)6Good to the last drop (Maxwell) 滴滴香浓，意犹未尽。(麦氏咖啡)歇后语： 老公拍扇——凄凉（妻凉） 王八中解元——规矩（龟举） 花生——非吵不可（非炒不可） 皮匠不带锥——真行（针行） 何家姑娘嫁给郑家——正合适（郑何氏） 河边洗黄莲——何苦（河苦） 猴子学走路——假惺惺（假猩猩） 瞎子背瞎子——忙上加忙（盲上加盲） 谚语： 大狗爬墙，小狗看样。 乖子看一眼，呆子看到晚。 长木匠，短铁匠，不长不短是裁缝。 一千个嘴把式，顶不上一个手把式。 种菜老婆吃菜脚，做鞋老婆打赤脚。 留得五湖明月在，不怕没处下金钩。 幽默故事： 猴子拣到一个卡，于是爬到树枝上想看清楚是啥卡。不料一个雷击中了它，猴子哭着说：“原来是‘IP’（挨劈）卡呀……” 广告语：

22. The taste is fantastic. (Nestlé Coffee) 5 M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (M&M) Only dissolve in your mouth, not in your hand. (M&M Chocolate) 6 Good to the last drop. (Maxwell) Every drop is rich and satisfying. (Maxwell Coffee) Idioms: - The husband fans his fan – desolation (his wife is cold) - The turtle wins the exam – rule (tortoise raises) - Peanuts – can't be non-stirred (can't be non-roasted) - The leatherworker doesn't carry a needle – real skill (real needle) - The bride of the He family marries the Zheng family – perfectly suited (Zheng He Shi) - Washing lotus flowers by the river – why should it be so bitter (River bitter) - Monkeys learn to walk – pretentiously (pretend monkey) - The blind lead the blind – double trouble (blind added to blind) Proverbs: - A big dog climbs the wall, a little dog watches the example. A clever person looks once, a fool sees late. - Tall carpenter, short blacksmith, neither tall nor short is the tailor. - A thousand mouth talkers are not as good as one hand worker. - The vegetable wife eats the vegetable foot, the shoe-making wife walks barefoot. - Keep the five lakes clear and bright, don't worry about where to cast the gold hook. Humorous story: A monkey picked up a card and climbed a branch to see what kind of card it was. Unexpectedly, a lightning strike hit it, and the monkey cried, "It was an 'IP' (be struck by lightning) card..." Advertising slogan:

23. 娘想儿，长江水，儿想娘，哭一场。

23. Mother thinks of her child, the Yangtze River flows, the child thinks of his mother, and cries a river.

24. 留得五湖明月在，不愁无处下金钩。

24. As long as the clear moonlight over the five lakes remains, there's no need to worry about where to cast the golden hook.

25. 一家之计在于和，一生之计在于勤。

25. The key to a harmonious household is unity, and the key to a fulfilling life is diligence.

26. 人不缺地的工，地不缺人的粮。

26. Where there is a labor shortage, there is a land shortage; where there is a land shortage, there is a food shortage.

27. 19原来悟空一直很性感：史上最强豹纹短裙+红色丝袜+黑色长筒靴+钢管

27. 19 Originally, Wukong was always very sexy: the strongest leopard print mini skirt in history + red stockings + black thigh-high boots + steel pipe

28. 屋里无灯望月出，身上无衣望天热。

28. Without a lamp in the room, I look forward to the moon appearing; without clothes on my body, I long for the heat of the sky.

29. 要吃辣子栽辣秧，要吃鲤鱼走长江。

29. If you want to eat chili, plant chili seedlings; if you want to eat crucian carp, go to the Yangtze River.

30. 糊涂虫不知聪明的可贵，健康不知患病的痛苦。

30. The confused worm does not know the value of wisdom, and health does not know the pain of illness.

31. 11你是我的优乐美这样我喝完就可以把你扔掉咯。

31.11 You are my Ulema. This way, after I finish drinking, I can discard you, right?

32. 人敬有的，狗咬丑的。

32. People respect the handsome, but dogs bite the ugly.

33. 种菜老婆吃菜脚，做鞋老婆打赤脚。

33. The wife who grows vegetables eats the vegetable roots, and the wife who makes shoes walks barefoot.

34. 人多智谋广，柴多火焰高。

34. Many hands make light work, and much wood makes a great fire.

35. 人各有心，物各有主。

35. Each person has their own mind, and each thing has its owner.

36. 人在福中不知福，船在水中不知流。

36. When people are in bliss, they do not realize the happiness; when a boat is in the water, it does not know the current.

37. Just do it 只管去做。（耐克运动鞋）

37. Just do it - Just go for it. (Nike sneakers)