1. 因为我知道路的尽头总有笑容灿烂的你在等我，这让我勇敢。

1. Because I know that at the end of the road, there is a smiling you waiting for me, which makes me brave.

2. 爱原本是海里的沙子。只有用心呵护，用眼泪和心血滋润，让它陶醉于心，才能成为水晶。

2. Love is originally like the sand in the sea. Only by nurturing it with care, tears, and the essence of one's blood, and allowing it to be indulged in the heart, can it become crystal.

3. 聪明的女人对付男人，而笨女人对付女人。

3. Clever women deal with men, while dumb women deal with women.

4. 都希望一段感情会有结果，没有人希望美好的爱情最终会有痛苦，但如果你一开始不在乎永恒，只在乎你曾经拥有的态度，再好的感情也不会有好的结果。豆蔻时光转瞬即逝。为什么要在短暂的生命中再次尝到痛苦？

4. Everyone hopes that a relationship will have a result, no one wants a beautiful love to end in pain, but if you don't care about eternity from the beginning and only care about your attitude towards what you once had, even the best relationship will not have a good outcome. The days of youth are fleeting. Why should you experience pain again in such a short life?

5. 真爱就像幽灵，人人都谈论它，可却从未有人真正见过它。

5. True love is like a ghost; everyone talks about it, but no one has ever truly seen it.

6. 好女人就像汽油，一旦拥有就有动力：坏女人就像气囊，一旦用上就有危机。

6. A good woman is like gasoline; once you have her, you have power: a bad woman is like an airbag; once you use her, you have a crisis.

7. 老婆无味，情人太累，小姐太贵。

7. Wife is tasteless, lover is too tiring, mistress is too expensive.

8. 我允许你走进我的世界，但不允许你在我的世界里走来走去。

8. I allow you to enter my world, but not to wander around in it.

9. 孤独不是天生的，而是从你爱上一个人的那一刻开始的。

9. Solitude is not innate; it begins the moment you fall in love with someone.

10. 很多故事往往以美丽和幸福开始，以悲伤结束。是的，生活中仓促的划痕将成为我们难忘的记忆。

10. Many stories often begin with beauty and happiness, but end in sadness. Yes, the hasty scratches in life will become unforgettable memories for us.

11. 有些人这辈子不会在一起，但有一种感觉可以藏在心里一辈子。

11. Some people will never be together in this lifetime, but there is a feeling that can be cherished in the heart for a lifetime.

12. 当爱情来临时，它当然是幸福的。然而，这种幸福是要付出的，也要学会接受失望的痛苦和离别。从那时起，生活就不再纯洁了。

12. When love comes, of course, it is happy. However, this happiness requires sacrifice and also learning to accept the pain of disappointment and separation. From then on, life is no longer pure.

13. 男人的脸是他的人生履历表，女人的脸是她的人生损益表。

13. A man's face is his resume of life, while a woman's face is her balance sheet of life.

14. 不是你我的错，只是我们的爱失去了时间和等待。

14. It's not a fault of yours or mine, but just that our love lost the time and patience.

15. 使你疲劳的不是远方的高山，而且是你鞋里面的一粒砂子。

15. What tires you is not the distant mountains, but a grain of sand in your shoe.

16. 大学里谈恋爱后悔四年，大学里不谈恋爱后悔一辈子！

16. Regret for four years for dating in college, regret for a lifetime for not dating in college!

17. 能够说出的委屈，便不算委屈；能够抢走的爱人，便不算爱人。

17. If you can express your grievances, they are not grievances; if you can take away your lover, they are not a lover.

18. 你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死吗？我会闭上眼睛的！

18. Do you think I would just stand by and watch you go to your death? I would close my eyes!

19. 她已经是个寡妇了，我不能让她守活寡。

19. She is already a widow; I can't let her live as a bereaved woman.

20. 不是你不笑，一笑粉就掉！

20. Not that you can't laugh, but a smile and the powder falls off!

21. 幸福，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权力。幸福是实现每一个小小的生活愿望。想吃就吃，想被爱就爱。

21. Happiness is not immortality, not feasting on sumptuous food, nor power. Happiness is the realization of every little life wish. Want to eat, eat; want to be loved, love.

22. 美丽的谎言往往比暴力更伤人，身体伤害可以治愈，但心脏伤害无法治愈。

22. Beautiful lies often hurt more than violence; physical injuries can be healed, but heart injuries cannot be cured.

23. 如果你一生都在等待，你总能找到最适合你的人。但是你能等一辈子吗？既然不行，就珍惜手里的麦穗。

23. If you spend your entire life waiting, you can always find the person most suitable for you. But can you wait your entire life? Since you can't, cherish the wheat ear in your hand.

24. 爱，原来没有名字，在相遇前等待，就是它的名字。

24. Love, it turns out, has no name; waiting in anticipation before the encounter is its name.

25. 流星注定要闪过；浮萍，总是随波逐流；白云，只能在天空中流浪。现实世界不是一个温柔的童话故事，也许这些过去会变成最美丽的云，停留在记忆中，得到和失去将在同一来源回响。

25. A shooting star is destined to flash by; a lotus leaf always drifts with the current; white clouds can only wander in the sky. The real world is not a gentle fairy tale; perhaps these past experiences will become the most beautiful clouds, lingering in memory, and gains and losses will resonate from the same source.

26. 四大傻：恋爱不成上吊的，没病没灾吃药的，合同签成无效的，看着手机傻笑的。

26. The Four Stupidities: Those who hang themselves after failed love, those who take medicine when they are not sick or injured, those who sign contracts that turn out to be invalid, and those who foolishly laugh at their phones.

27. 如果一个人不能学会忘记，那将是一件非常痛苦的事情。不要自找麻烦。忘记痛苦！

27. If a person cannot learn to forget, it will be a very painful thing. Don't trouble yourself. Forget the pain!

28. 在爱情中，有人视死如归；在婚姻中，有人视归如死。

28. In love, some people regard death as nothing; in marriage, some people regard returning as death.

29. 坚持老婆的绝对领导。家里老婆永远是第一位，孩子第二位，小狗第三位，我第四位。

29. Uphold the absolute leadership of my wife. At home, my wife is always the first, followed by the children, then the little dog, and I am fourth.

30. 男人四大希望：家里有个做饭的，办公室有个好看的，身边有个犯贱的，远方有个想念的。

30. The four great wishes of a man: have someone who cooks at home, someone attractive in the office, someone who is a pain in the ass by your side, and someone to miss from afar.

31. 女人唯一应该练的刀法就是切菜的刀法，对女人来说，这种刀法比任何刀法都管用。

31. The only knife technique a woman should practice is the technique for cutting vegetables. For women, this technique is more useful than any other knife technique.

32. 举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜大部分人的爱情都是负重的。

32. Things that can be lifted and put down are called weightlifting, while things that can be lifted but not put down are called carrying a burden. Unfortunately, most people's love is a burden.

33. 与人争执时，退一步海阔天空；追女友时，退一步人去楼空。

33. When in a dispute with someone, take a step back to broaden your horizons; when pursuing a girlfriend, take a step back to see her disappear and the building empty.

34. 对于一个恋爱中的女人来说，爱可能就是她的一切。

34. For a woman in love, love may just be everything to her.

35. 四项基本守则：喝酒基本靠送，抽烟基本靠供，工资基本不动，老婆基本不用。

35. Four basic rules: alcohol is mainly obtained through gifts, smoking is mainly provided for, wages are mostly unchanged, and the wife is mostly unused.

36. 不可能故意得到真正有价值的东西，这需要同样有价值的命运。

36. It is impossible to deliberately acquire something truly valuable; this requires a destiny that is equally valuable.

37. 永远比一辈子长。谁能保证这样的誓言不会过期？

37. Eternity is longer than a lifetime. Who can guarantee that such a vow will not expire?

38. 骑白马的不一定是王子，他可能是唐僧；带翅膀的也不一定是天使，他可能是鸟人。

38. The one riding the white horse is not necessarily a prince; he could be Tangseng (the main character from the classic Chinese novel "Journey to the West"). The one with wings is not necessarily an angel; he could be a birdman.

39. 为什么要如此痛苦地忘记一个人？时间自然会让你忘记。如果时间不能让你忘记你不应该记住的人，我们失去的岁月有什么意义？

39. Why must forgetting someone be so painful? Time will naturally make you forget. If time cannot make you forget someone you shouldn't remember, what is the meaning of the years we lose?

40. 女人一得到男人的施舍，就常常想到如何报恩。

40. Once a woman receives alms from a man, she often thinks about how to repay the favor.

41. 很多时候，我们说我们放手了，但我们并没有真正放手。我们只是假装快乐，然后在寂静的角落里独自抚摸伤疤。

41. Many times, we say we have let go, but we haven't truly let go. We just pretend to be happy and then alone in the quiet corners, we stroke our scars.

42. 我喜欢你。不是因为我选择了你，而是因为你选择了我。

42. I like you. Not because I chose you, but because you chose me.

43. 在爱的世界里，没有谁对不起谁。

43. In the world of love, no one is to blame for anyone else.

44. 城市里除了性无能的男人，就是爱无能的男人，除了这两者，只剩下，女人。

44. In the city, there are only men who are impotent in love and men who are impotent sexually. Besides these two, there are only women left.

45. 一只鸡蛋可以画无数次，一场爱情能吗？

45. An egg can be painted countless times, but can a love affair be?

46. 不要太在意你得到了什么，而是问问自己付出了什么。等待本身就是爱，不需要任何结果。

46. Don't be too concerned about what you have gained, but ask yourself what you have given. Waiting itself is love, and does not require any outcome.

47. 有人说恋爱要找自己喜欢的人，结婚要找喜欢自己的人，都是片面的。恋人不喜欢自己有什么可恋的老婆自己不喜欢怎么过一辈子

47. Some say that for romance, one should find someone they like, and for marriage, one should find someone who likes them — both are one-sided. If the lover doesn't like you, what is there to love about? And if the wife you don't like, how can you spend your whole life together?

48. 听说女人如衣服，兄弟如手足。回想起来，我竟然七手八脚的裸奔了20年。

48. I've heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like limbs. Looking back, I realize I've been running around naked with seven hands and eight feet for 20 years.

49. 男人四大傻：下班就回家，挣钱自己花，吃饭点龙虾，给小姐留电话。

49. The four dumbest things a man can do: go home right after work, spend the money he earns on himself, order lobsters for dinner, and leave his phone number for a prostitute.

50. 可能曾经爱过，但我们的爱搭错了车，就在那一刻擦肩而过。

50. Perhaps we once loved, but our love missed the train, and that moment we passed each other by.

51. 参加选美的那些女人，都找不到好男人，因为好男人都结婚了，比如我。

51. The women who participate in beauty contests can't find good men, because all the good men are already married, like me.

52. 什么是男人味，什么是女人味？男人味豁达勇敢，女人味体贴温柔。

52. What is manliness and what is womanliness? Manliness is open and brave, while womanliness is considerate and gentle.

53. 爱情就像织毛衣。当它建立起来时，它是一针一线的。很难。当它被拆除时，它只需要一方轻轻拉动。曾经最喜欢的人变成了最熟悉的陌生人。这件毛衣的线条拖在两个人手里。幸福或痛苦往往在一个想法之间。

53. Love is like knitting a sweater. When it is being established, it is one stitch at a time, difficult. When it is torn apart, it only needs one person to gently pull. The once most beloved person has become the most familiar stranger. The lines of this sweater are dragging in the hands of two people. Happiness or pain often lies between a single thought.

54. 找不到对的人，其实很有可能改变不了错的自己。

54. If you can't find the right person, it's actually very possible that you won't be able to change the wrong yourself.

55. 爱我优惠，包年免费！

55. Love discount, annual membership free!

56. 女人一哭，男人必输。

56. When a woman cries, a man is sure to lose.

57. 如果有一天姐变的狠疯狂，请告诉别人，姐淑女过。

57. If one day I become fierce and crazy, please tell others that I have been a lady.

58. 爱护老婆，做文明丈夫，做到打不还手，骂不还口，笑脸迎送冷面孔。

58. Take good care of your wife, be a civilized husband, and never strike back when hit, never reply when cursed, always greet with a smile in the face of coldness.