1. 鹿晗喜欢吹张艺兴的脖子但却不敢动他的腰

1. Lu Han likes to吹 (blow) Yan Zhi Xing's neck but is afraid to touch his waist.

2. 真心觉得有些人不只是外表贱，骨子里也贱

2. I truly believe that some people are not just vulgar in appearance, but also fundamentally vulgar.

3. 你若敢动我一根毫毛，我便让你全身无毛。

3. If you dare to touch me even the slightest bit, I will make you hairless all over.

4. 你是我的王，终究会成皇，专属于我的皇。

4. You are my king, and you will ultimately become the emperor, the emperor exclusively belonging to me.

5. 为避免离别时的感伤，我喜欢提前说再见。

5. To avoid the sadness of parting, I prefer to say goodbye in advance.

6. 抱歉，我是艺术家，凝视美女是我的工作。

6. Sorry, I am an artist; gazing at beautiful women is my job.

7. 遍地野花采不完，可我偏爱野中最野的你。

7. There are wildflowers galore that can't be picked, yet I have a special fondness for the wildest of you in the wild.

8. 和我没关系的人走出我的列表自己动手删掉

8. People who have nothing to do with me leave my list and delete them themselves.

9. 早知道找个女朋友这么难，我就定娃娃亲了

9. If I had known that finding a girlfriend was so difficult, I would have arranged a match for a child bride.

10. 你的笑，诠释了天荒地老，谁也模仿不了。

10. Your smile interprets the endlessness of time and space, one that no one can imitate.

11. 我要做一个小怪兽，因为奥特曼打不过我。

11. I want to be a little monster because Ultraman can't beat me.

12. 关于网络的名言网络正在改变人类的生存方式。——比尔盖茨网络使人与人之间的联系更加紧密。

12. Famous Sayings About the Internet: The internet is changing the way humans live. - Bill Gates The internet makes connections between people closer.

13. 一上数学课，我就知道昨天晚上我没睡好！

13. As soon as the math class started, I knew I hadn't slept well last night!

14. 我不是文艺青年，装不出你要的文艺范儿。

14. I'm not an artistic youth; I can't fake the artistic style you want.

15. 等你幸福了我就瞪着你瞪着瞪着我就幸福了

15. I'll stare at you until you're happy, and staring at you, staring at you, I'll become happy too.

16. 别逼我，否则我伟大起来，一发不可收拾。

16. Don't push me, otherwise once I become great, I won't be able to stop.

17. 我有，完美无缺的我，和缺一不可的你们。

17. I have, the perfect and impeccable me, and the indispensable you all.

18. 何必撞死在一根葱上，我还有一片森林呢！

18. Why must I be stubborn and crash into a single scallion when I still have an entire forest ahead of me!

19. 男人我和你牵牵手，这辈子你只能爱着我。

19. I hold your hand, and this lifetime, you can only love me.

20. 你那同情似的爱情。老子我。不。稀。罕。

20. Your sympathetic love. I, the old guy, don't. Care.

21. 敢在男人面前吃香蕉的都是单纯的好女生。

21. Girls who dare to eat bananas in front of men are all innocent good girls.

22. 网络会使人得到收获，比如：我们学习上有困难可以用网络让你看到关于它的资料，要是想看动画片也可以用网络，也可以帮助聋哑人认字，读书，还可以查找资料，是我们的知识面更加广阔。

22. The internet can bring benefits to people, such as: if we have difficulties in our studies, we can use the internet to find relevant information about it. If we want to watch animated films, we can also use the internet. It can also help deaf and mute people learn to read and study, and it can also be used to search for information, broadening our knowledge base.

23. 那些总说别人装逼的人，你们连逼都不是。

23. Those who always say others are showing off, you don't even have the balls.

24. 现在的搞对象标准，有车有房，父母双亡。

24. The current standards for dating include having a car and a house, and both parents being deceased.

25. 恭喜你，失去了一个，用真心去爱你的我。

25. Congratulations, you have lost me, the one who loved you with all my heart.

26. 网络是一把双刃剑，它既可以让我们的生活更加的便捷和丰富多彩，也能让人养成不良嗜好例如沉迷于游戏。作为新时代的小学生，我们应该始终秉持中国特色社会主义价值观，始终积极向上，阳光正能量，正确利用网络来不断提升自我，培养良好习惯，丰富学识，陶冶情操，使网络成为我们成功道路上的铺路石和风向标！

26. The internet is a double-edged sword; it can make our lives more convenient and colorful, but it can also lead to bad habits such as addiction to games. As primary school students in the new era, we should always adhere to the core values of socialism with Chinese characteristics, always maintain a positive and optimistic attitude, and make full and correct use of the internet to continuously improve ourselves, cultivate good habits, enrich our knowledge, refine our sentiments, and make the internet a stepping stone and a weather vane on our path to success!

27. 世界上最痛苦的三角恋 我爱食物 脂肪爱我

27. The World's Most Painful Love Triangle: I Love Food, and Fat Loves Me

28. 不许哭，连你都是我的了，更别说眼泪了。

28. Don't cry, for you are already mine, let alone your tears.

29. 让你的仿制PUMN载着你远离我的世界吧！！

29. Let your counterfeit PUMN carry you away from my world!!

30. 爱我的不要放弃，恨我的继续努力。

30. Don't give up on those who love me, and keep striving for those who hate me.

31. 知道什么是摇滚吗 爱我你 摇 不爱我就 滚

31. Do you know what rock is? Love me, you rock. Don't love me, then go.

32. 空有一颗减肥的心，却生了一条吃货的命。

32. Having a heart set on losing weight, but being cursed with a glutton's destiny.

33. 一见钟情只基于你的外貌美丑否则谁会理你

33. Love at first sight is solely based on the beauty or ugliness of your appearance; otherwise, who would pay any attention to you?

34. 要提高网络综合治理能力，形成党委领导、政府管理、企业履责、社会监督、网民自律等多主体参与，经济、法律、技术等多种手段相结合的综合治网格局。

34. In order to enhance the comprehensive governance capabilities of the internet, it is necessary to form a comprehensive internet governance pattern with multiple subjects participating, including Party committee leadership, government management, corporate responsibility, social supervision, and internet users' self-discipline, and to combine various means such as economy, law, and technology.

35. 每个人有自己的宿命，一切又与他人何干。

35. Everyone has their own destiny, what does it have to do with anyone else?

36. 天天看穿越小说，看的马桶都像穿越的洞。

36. Day after day, reading穿越novels, even the toilet seems to resemble a hole from another dimension.

37. EXO不红～天理难容！EXO不帅～世界淘汰！

37. EXO isn't popular ~ It's a law of nature that can't be tolerated! EXO isn't handsome ~ The world has been eliminated!

38. 上学就是，不去老师不爽，去了自己不爽。

38. Going to school means not going makes the teacher unhappy, and going makes oneself unhappy.

39. 脂肪啊，你怎么对我总是这么不离不弃呢。

39. Fats, why do you always stick to me so closely?

40. 经常叫一个人傻逼，他有可能真的变傻逼。

40. If you often call someone a fool, they might actually become one.

41. 你在江湖中行走，于是江和湖都被你污染了

41. As you wander in the world of martial arts, both the river and the lake are polluted by you.

42. 屏幕前的姑娘 我掐指一算 今年必定脱单。

42. The girl in front of the screen, I pinch my fingers and calculate, she must definitely get a boyfriend this year.

43. 共建网络安全，同享工大文明；守护信息家园，追逐工大梦想。

43. Jointly build a secure cyberspace, share the civilization of University of Technology; safeguard the information homeland, pursue the dreams of University of Technology.

44. 每个人都说我胖！其实我只是瘦的不明显！

44. Everyone keeps saying I'm fat! But actually, I'm just not slim enough!

45. 网文化之精华，络工大之精英；厚做人之美德，健世间之正行。

45. The essence of web culture, the elite of network engineers; cultivating virtues to enhance human excellence, and promoting righteousness in the world.

46. 别说你有多爱我，爱我你就不会离开我了。

46. Don't say how much you love me, if you really love me, you wouldn't leave me.

47. 我胖或者不胖，赘肉都在那里，只增不减。

47. Whether I am fat or not, the excess flesh is there, only increasing and not decreasing.

48. 原来快乐大本营，走了谢娜只剩大本营了。

48. Originally it was Happy Camp, but now it's just Camp after谢娜 left.

49. 原来我不适合喝酒，他叫我继续喝爽歪歪。

49. Originally, I'm not suited for drinking alcohol, but he encouraged me to keep on enjoying the sweet and refreshing drink.

50. 都是我的错，让你们造成了交通堵塞。。。

50. It's all my fault, causing you all this traffic jam...

51. 我死了，唯一放心不下的就是我的QQ。。。

51. When I die, the only thing I can't rest easy about is my QQ...

52. 动我姐妹的人！我只想说一句想死么！

52. Who dares to touch my sister! I just want to say one thing, do you want to die?

53. 幸亏手机不会说话不然恐怕无法继续自拍。

53. Fortunately, the phone can't talk, otherwise I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to continue taking selfies.

54. 世界上未有未完成的故事，只有未死的心。

54. There are no unfinished stories in the world, only unyielding hearts.

55. 我不在乎选择的对错，更不在乎与谁相伴。

55. I don't care about the right or wrong of the choice, let alone who I am with.

56. 青春欠了我一千万，我是绝不会放过它的。

56. Youth owes me ten million yuan, and I will never let it go.

57. 对于这次月考，我决定隐藏自己的实力。。

57. For this monthly exam, I've decided to hide my true abilities...

58. 看了历史才知道…原来白素贞跟法海有一腿

58. Only after reading history did I know... that Bai Su Zhen had an affair with Fa Hai.

59. 世上本没有路，走的人多了，有路也没用。

59. There is no path in the world; if too many people walk, even if there is a path, it's not useful.

60. 有媳妇的都抱稳了，老子要开始摇微信了。

60. Those with wives, hold them tight, I'm about to start swaying my WeChat.

61. 我可以跟异性玩得很嗨但不代表我喜欢他。

61. I can have a great time playing with the opposite gender, but that doesn't mean I like him.