当笑容如春风般拂过腹肌，收藏点点滴滴，静默的文字案例，越看越爱！

As the smile sweeps over the abdominal muscles like a spring breeze, collecting every bit and piece, the silent text cases become increasingly adorable with every glance!

1. ❾我和拖延症的关系：它说‘明天开始努力’，我点头‘你说得对’。

1. My relationship with procrastination: it says 'start trying tomorrow', and I nod 'you're right'.

2. ❼人生三大错觉：手机振动、有人喜欢我、明天开始减肥。

2. The three biggest illusions in life: the phone is vibrating, someone likes me, and I'll start losing weight tomorrow.

3. ❹别人是‘越努力越幸运’，而我是‘越努力越饿’，可能努力的方向是外卖软件。

3. ❹ Others believe in 'the harder you work, the luckier you get,' but for me, it's 'the harder I work, the hungrier I get,' which might suggest that my efforts are directed towards food delivery apps.

4. ❸每次减肥都失败，可能是因为‘吃饱了才有力气减’这个理论太有说服力了。

4. ❸ Each time you fail to lose weight, it may be because the theory "eat to have the energy to lose weight" is too persuasive.

5. ❶为什么数学书总是忧郁？因为它的问题太多了，还找不到答案。

5. ❶ Why are math books always melancholic? Because they have too many problems and no answers can be found.

6. ❻小时候以为‘长大’就是变高变帅变有钱，现在才知道，原来是变秃变胖变焦虑。

6.③ When I was young, I thought 'growing up' meant getting taller, looking handsome, and having money. Now I realize it's actually about getting bald, getting fat, and feeling anxious.

7. ❿别人‘一笑而过’，我‘一笑而过重’，主要重在肚子上的肉。

7. While others say 'a smile passes by,' I say 'a heavy smile passes by,' with the emphasis on the belly fat.

8. ❷听说熬夜对身体不好，所以我直接通宵，把危险扼杀在摇篮里。

8. ❷ I've heard that staying up late is bad for the body, so I decided to pull an all-nighter, nipping the danger in the bud.

9. ❽为什么成功人士的闹钟都是5点起床？因为他们的‘再睡5分钟’按钮早就被毅力砸烂了。

9. Why do successful people set their alarm clocks for 5 am? Because their 'sleep for 5 more minutes' button has long been broken by determination.

10. ❺钱包和我的关系就像手机电量，明明没怎么用，突然就空了。

10. My relationship with the wallet is like the battery on a mobile phone, even though I haven't used it much, it suddenly runs out.