“岁月如歌，照片更新，岁月静好，不曾存在，游戏精日，日常不息……”

"The years flow like a song, photos are updated, the years are peaceful, never existed, hardcore gaming, daily life never stops..."

1. ❼强行给旧照加‘复古滤镜’看，这叫‘战略性怀旧’！

1.强行 applying "vintage filter" to old photos, this is called "strategic nostalgia"!

2. ❸去年的今天我在干嘛？系统提醒我：该照片已发酵完成，可以发布了。

2. ❸ What was I doing last year on this day? The system reminded me: The photo has been fermented and is ready to be published.

3. ❷突然发现这张照片还没发过！虽然已经过了时效…但我的美貌永不过期。

3. 😲 Suddenly found out that this photo hasn't been shared yet! Although it's already out of date... but my beauty never expires.

4. ❶考古学家（我）从手机相册深处挖出这张…请问这是上古时期的我吗？

4. ❶ The archaeologist (me) dug out this photo from the depths of my phone album... Is this me from the ancient times?

5. ❻照片是旧的，快乐是真的，懒得拍新的也是真的。

5. The photo is old, the happiness is real, and the laziness to take a new one is also real.

6. ❿郑重声明：不是库存，是‘经典返场’！

6. Formal Announcement: It's not stock, it's a 'Classic Reappearance'!

7. ❺朋友圈延迟加载中…（其实是去年拍的，但氛围感刚刚到货）

7. The Moments are loading with delay... (It's actually from last year, but the atmosphere just arrived)

8. ❽这张照片再不发就馊了…但馊了也是我亲手腌制的回忆！

8. This photo is getting a bit moldy if it's not posted soon... But even moldy, it's a memory I've personally preserved!

9. ❹发张旧照证明：我曾瘦过/富过/文艺过…（现在：算了，不提了）

9. ❹ Provide an old photo as proof: I used to be slim/wealthy/artsy... (Now: Never mind, let's not bring that up.)

10. ❾时间管理大师（我）：把去年今日的照片拖到今年今日发，四舍五入等于准时。

10. Time Management Master (Me): Dragging last year's photo to today's date, rounding it off equals being on time.