在茫茫人海中，有一种物种，它似乎比其他任何生物都更容易让人失去希望。它是——男人。

In the vast sea of humanity, there is a species that seems more prone to making people lose hope than any other. It is—the men.

1. ❿终于明白，有些男人不是来爱你的，是来教你‘人间清醒’的。

1. Finally understood, some men aren't there to love you, but to teach you 'a clear view of the world'.

2. ❾他给你的安全感，就像手机电量1%，随时可能关机。

2. The sense of security he gives you is like a mobile phone battery at 1%, which might shut down at any moment.

3. ❺他说‘我养你’，结果养的是他的游戏账号和啤酒肚。

3. He said "I'll take care of you," but ended up taking care of his gaming account and a beer belly.

4. ❼你指望他为你遮风挡雨，结果风雨全是他带来的。

4. You expect him to shield you from the wind and rain, only to find that all the wind and rain he brings.

5. ❽他说‘永远爱你’，但永远≈到下一个美女出现前。

5. He said 'I will always love you,' but 'always' is approximately equal to the time until the next beautiful woman appears.

6. ❷你说你会改，我信了，结果你连‘改天见’都做不到。

6. ❷ You said you would change, and I believed you, but in the end, you couldn't even keep the promise of 'see you another day'.

7. ❸他给你的承诺，像极了天气预报，听着美好，实际不准。

7. ❸The promises he made to you are just like weather forecasts, sounding nice but actually not accurate.

8. ❹以前以为你是避风港，后来发现你是‘避’风港，风一来，你先躲。

8. ❹ Previously, I thought you were a safe haven, but later I found out you are a 'safe' haven. When the wind comes, you hide first.

9. ❻男人的爱像UFO，听说过，没见过。

9. ⓿Men's love is like an UFO, heard about it, never seen it.

10. ❶男人的嘴，骗人的鬼，信他不如信Wi-Fi信号满格。

10. ❶ A man's mouth is a liar's trap, believing him is no better than believing a Wi-Fi signal is fully charged.