笑出墨浆，胡说也能成诗！——一抹闲情，诗意盎然。

Laugh out ink, even nonsense can become poetry! — A touch of leisure, brimming with poetic charm.

1. ❶人生就像WiFi信号，越强越没人珍惜，一断连就全员暴躁，所以偶尔卡顿一下，才能体现你的重要性！

1. The life is like WiFi signal, the stronger it is, the less it is cherished. Once it drops, everyone gets impatient. Therefore, an occasional lag can show your importance!

2. ❷当代年轻人解压方式：把焦虑放进洗衣机，调到‘强力甩干’模式，结果甩出了更多焦虑碎屑，但看着它们满天飞莫名解压。

2. ❷ Stress relief methods for modern young people: Put anxiety into the washing machine, switch to the 'Power Spin' mode, and the result is more fragments of anxiety being thrown out, but watching them fly around in the air somehow relieves stress.

3. ❸我的乳腺通畅秘诀：每天对镜子说‘我是最棒的’，镜子要是敢反驳，我就砸碎它重买一个更会夸的，毕竟，购物是最有效的精神治疗！

3. My secret to unblocked breast ducts: Every day, I say to myself in front of the mirror, 'I am the best.' If the mirror dares to disagree, I'll smash it and buy a new one that knows how to flatter me better, after all, shopping is the most effective form of mental therapy!

4. ❹为什么充电宝比男朋友靠谱？因为它不会在关键时刻‘电量不足’，更不会回你‘在忙’，只会默默为你续命。

4. Why is a power bank more reliable than a boyfriend? Because it won't run out of 'battery' at crucial moments, nor will it reply to you with 'busy,' but will silently keep you going.

5. ❺我的拖延症进化了：不仅能拖到截止日期前1秒，还能在提交后自动触发‘后悔模式’，然后拖到下一次修改机会，简直是时间管理大师！

5. My procrastination has evolved: not only can I drag it down to the last second before the deadline, but it can also automatically trigger the 'regret mode' after submission, then drag it to the next opportunity for modification, which is simply a master of time management!

6. ❻如果烦恼有体重，我的忧愁已经胖成一座山，但没关系，我打算把它们统统做成烧烤，毕竟，化悲愤为食欲是人类最古老的智慧。

6. ③ If worries had weight, my sadness would have become a mountain, but that's fine. I plan to turn them all into barbecue, after all, converting anger and bitterness into appetite is one of the oldest human wisdoms.

7. ❼我的人生目标是：活成一棵会发光的仙人掌，既能照亮别人，又能用刺保护自己，最重要的是，不需要经常浇水。

7. My life goal is to become a glowing cactus, one that can illuminate others while using its thorns to protect myself, and most importantly, doesn't require frequent watering.

8. ❽为什么加班的人不流汗？因为他们的汗水都变成了Excel表格里的数据，一滴汗水一个格子，所以报表越满，人越干。

8. Why don't people who work overtime sweat? Because their sweat has turned into data in Excel spreadsheets, one drop of sweat per cell. Therefore, the fuller the report, the drier the person becomes.

9. ❾我的时间管理秘诀：把24小时当成48小时用，具体方法是，在脑子里过两遍，一遍现实时间，一遍幻想时间，效率翻倍！

9. My secret to time management: Treat 24 hours as if they were 48. The specific method is to go through two rounds in your mind, one in real time and the other in imagined time, and double your efficiency!

10. ❿终于找到乳腺不通的原因了：是被‘周一’堵住的！所以每周五我都提前疏通，方法很简单，把下周一的闹钟调晚两小时，瞬间通畅！

10. Finally found the reason for the blocked milk ducts: it was blocked by 'Monday'! So every Friday, I preemptively unblock it, and the method is very simple: I set the alarm clock for the following Monday two hours later, and it's instantly unblocked!

11. 《中国诗词大会》中最厉害的是： 总冠军 武亦姝

11. The most formidable participant in "The Great Poetry Competition of China" is: the champion, Wu Yishu.

12. 在《中国诗词大会》第二季总决赛上，来自上海名校复旦大学附属中学的16岁美少女武亦姝夺冠。其实，这场比赛中其他选手都很强，女博士陈更更是已经担任过几期擂主。不过，由于比赛题型并不局限于记忆类的填空选择，而是从历史、社会、生活等层面同时考察选手的综合能力，攻擂者自身知识范围的局限，就成为追逐赛中的致命短板。最终稳定发挥的武亦姝成为最终攻擂者，而在第二轮与百人团的飞花令对决，以及第三轮的擂主决战中，对手的失误也将这个小才女送上了冠军的宝座。

12. In the final of the second season of "China's Poetry and Calligraphy Competition," a 16-year-old beautiful girl, Wu Yishu, from Fudan University附属中学, a prestigious school in Shanghai, won the championship. In fact, the other contestants in this competition were all very strong, and the female Ph.D. candidate Chen Geng had even served as the champion for several periods. However, as the competition format did not limit itself to memory-based fill-in-the-blanks and multiple-choice questions, but instead simultaneously examined the comprehensive abilities of the contestants from historical, social, and life perspectives, the limitations of the attacker's own knowledge range became a fatal weakness in the pursuit of the championship. In the end, Wu Yishu, who maintained a stable performance, became the ultimate attacker. In the second round of the flying flowers competition against the team of 100, as well as in the third round's champion duel, the opponent's mistakes also elevated this young talent to the throne of the champion.

13. 武亦姝在赢了《中国诗词大会》，武亦姝顿时成为“网红”，不少观众大赞其“腹有诗书气自华”，“喜欢诗词大会的主要原因就是场上的选手都很淡然，心中有诗、爱诗，不为名利。“繁华落幕，速去读书！不少观众感慨，通过节目感觉自己知识储备还是欠缺很多，激发了读书的兴趣。

13. Wu Yishu became an internet sensation after winning the "Chinese Poetry and Calligraphy Competition". Many viewers praised her for her "refined taste and natural elegance from within", saying, "The main reason I like the Poetry and Calligraphy Competition is that the contestants on the stage are all calm and composed, with poetry in their hearts and a love for poetry, not for fame or wealth." With the end of the splendor, rush to read books! Many viewers felt nostalgic, realizing through the program that their knowledge reserve is still lacking, which sparked their interest in reading.

14. 观众对中华古诗词的日渐关注和喜爱，让我们欣慰，目前大部分人学习古诗词还是基于实用主义，尽管中小学教材中古诗词比重较以往有所增加，但教学仍以应试为主。需要加强古诗词的审美教育，引导学生自然地、自发地体会诗词中的温暖和情意。

14. The increasing attention and affection for Chinese ancient poetry and lyrics among the audience fills us with satisfaction. Currently, the majority of people still study ancient poetry and lyrics from a utilitarian perspective. Although the proportion of ancient poetry and lyrics in textbooks for primary and middle schools has increased compared to the past, the teaching is still mainly focused on examination-oriented education. It is necessary to strengthen the aesthetic education of ancient poetry and lyrics, guiding students to naturally and spontaneously perceive the warmth and sentiments contained in the poetry.