寒风呼啸，降温有笑，趣味满满！在这充满欢乐的冬日里，让我们一同踏上温暖的旅程。

The cold wind howls, the temperature drops with laughter, and there's plenty of fun! In this joyful winter, let's embark on a warm journey together.

1. ❹ 现在的我：走路带风，表情带霜，心里带“到底谁把冬天提前批发来了”的疑问。

1. Me now: Walking with a breeze, my expression frosty, my heart brimming with the疑问 "Who on earth brought winter forward in bulk?"

2. ❿郑重宣布：我和我的毛衣进入共生关系，拆散我们属于破坏宇宙温暖法则。

2. solemnly announce: Myself and my sweater have entered into a symbiotic relationship; to separate us would be to violate the warm universe's destruction laws.

3. ❷出门像走进大型冰柜体验馆，还是包月那种。

3. ❷ Exiting the house is like stepping into a large refrigerator exhibit hall, the kind that's on a monthly subscription.

4. ❾冷到说话冒白气，终于能本色出演“人间烟火气”。

4. It's so cold that speaking exhales white vapor, finally able to authentically portray the "vapor of human life" on stage.

5. ❸ 冷到和被子举行婚礼，并郑重宣誓：“此生不离床。”

5. (8) Cold enough to get married to a quilt, and solemnly swear: "I will never leave the bed in this life."

6. ❺别人降温穿羽绒服，我降温靠一身正气，结果正气今天罢工了。

6. When others wear down jackets to keep warm, I rely on my integrity. However, my integrity went on strike today.

7. ❼北风这位乙方，改方案从不通知：“我要冷酷感”“好的，立刻物理冷酷”。

7. North Wind, this party B, never notifies when changing the plan: "I want a cold feeling," "Alright, instantly, a physical cold."

8. ❶天气和我总有一个先疯，它突然降温，我突然把秋裤穿成信仰。

8. ❶ Either the weather or I am always the first to go crazy. It suddenly got colder, and I suddenly started wearing my thermal pants as a matter of faith.

9. ❽ 手机天气预报像渣男语录：“忽冷忽热”“你自己多穿点”“这次降温是认真的”。

9. The weather forecast on mobile phones is like the quotes from a bad boyfriend: "Sometimes cold, sometimes hot," "You should wear more clothes yourself," "This drop in temperature is for real."

10. ❻起床需要勇气，出门需要侠气，被窝外的世界属于魔幻现实主义。

10. ③ Waking up requires courage, going out requires chivalry, and the world outside the quilt is magical realism.