1. 凡是上了年纪的人，大多是反对的太多，商议的太久，行动的太迟，后悔的太早。

1. Most older people tend to oppose too much, discuss too long, act too late, and regret too early.

2. 女人单位发了一千块钱，她会告诉男人发了一千块钱，告诉自己的朋友发了五百；男人单位发了一千块钱，他会告诉女人发了五百，告诉自己的朋友发了一千五。

2. When the woman's unit gives 1,000 yuan, she will tell the man that 1,000 yuan was given, and tell her friends that 500 yuan was given; when the man's unit gives 1,000 yuan, he will tell the woman that 500 yuan was given, and tell his friends that 1,500 yuan was given.

3. “巴菲特给了年轻人两个建议：一去接近成功人士，让他们的想法影响你；二走出去学习，让精彩的世界影响你！哈佛有句名言：当你为自己想要的东西而忙碌的时候，就没有时间为不想要的东西而担忧了！”

3. "Warren Buffett gave young people two suggestions: one is to get close to successful people and let their thoughts influence you; the other is to go out and learn, allowing the wonderful world to influence you! Harvard has a famous saying: When you are busy with what you want, you have no time to worry about what you don't want!"

4. 人生价值是人生观体系中的一个重要的范畴，价值“具体”在人生观领域中表现。――刘鹗

4. The value of life is an important category in the system of life philosophy, and the "specificity" of value is manifested in the field of life philosophy. -- Liu E

5. 我都不好意思抓你了，你怎么还好意思偷呢？

5. I'm not even ashamed to catch you, how can you still have the cheek to steal?

6. 生活是一种绵延不绝的渴望，渴望不断上升，变得更伟大而高贵。——杜伽尔

6. Life is a continuous desire, a desire to rise, to become greater and more noble. ——Dujardin

7. 硁硁然，形容浅薄固执。（整一句的意思：言必信，行必果，浅薄固执的庸人就是这个样子。）

7. "Insistent and dogmatic," a description of shallow and stubbornness. (The whole sentence means: One must always keep one's word and act with decisiveness; a shallow and stubborn person is like this.)

8. 吃了瓢儿白，就是长得白，嘿！长得白吃了藤藤菜，就是长得帅，嘿！长得帅。

8. If you eat the white melon, you'll get white, hey! If you eat the vine vegetable, you'll get handsome, hey! Being handsome.

9. 我是你转身就忘的路人甲，凭什么陪你蹉跎年华到天涯？

9. I am just a passerby you forget as you turn your back, why should I waste my youthful years with you until the ends of the earth?

10. 只有尝到痛苦的滋味，才能珍惜曾经被忽视的快乐；只有珍惜平凡，才会收藏当初丢弃的幸福。

10. Only by tasting the bitterness of pain can one cherish the joy that was once ignored; only by cherishing the ordinary, will one treasure the happiness that was initially discarded.

11. 希望是附丽于存在的，有存在，便有希望，有希望，便是光明。——鲁迅

11. Hope is attached to existence; where there is existence, there is hope; where there is hope, there is light. — Lu Xun

12. 琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。

12. Not skilled in playing the qin, xiangqi, shu, or hua, and find laundry and cooking too tiring.

13. 我的世界不再有你的身影、因为你的世界有了我的替代。

13. My world no longer has your silhouette, because your world has my substitute.

14. 真的算得勇敢的人是那个最了解人生的幸福和灾患，然后勇往直前，担当起将来会发生的事故的人。——伯利克里

14. The truly brave person is one who understands the joys and sorrows of life, and then dares to forge ahead, taking responsibility for the accidents that may happen in the future. - Pericles

15. 我是耶稣他儿子，椰子！

15. I am the son of Jesus, coconut!

16. 所谓儿童不宜，其实就是大人们令人感动地把犯错误的危险留给了自己。

16. So-called inappropriate for children is actually a touching act by adults where they leave the danger of making mistakes to themselves.

17. 如果照镜子要上税，恐怕有些女人会破产。

17. If there were a tax on looking in the mirror, some women might go bankrupt.

18. 其实你我都一样，人人都在装，关键是要装像了，装圆了，有一个门槛，装成了就迈进去，成为传说中的性情中人，没装好，就卡在那里了。就是卡门。

18. In fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is acting, the key is to act like a pro, to act it out perfectly. There's a threshold, once you act it out successfully, you step over it and become a legendary person of character. If you don't act it well, you get stuck there. That's what we call being "stuck at the door."

19. 现在的导师都不叫导师，也不叫老板，叫科研包工头！

19. Nowadays, the term "mentor" is no longer used, nor is "boss"; instead, they are called "research project foremen"!

20. 所有的人都站在一边并不一定是好事，譬如他们都站在船的一边。

20. It's not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side; for instance, if they all stand on one side of the boat.

21. 给猴一棵树，给虎一座山。

21. Give a monkey a tree, give a tiger a mountain.

22. 我的优点是：我很帅；但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。

22. My strengths are: I am handsome; but my weaknesses are: I am not very obvious in my handsomeness.

23. 我很丑，可是我很温柔–今天的男人和女人一起改编了赵传的版本：我不完美，可是我很真实；我不漂亮，可是我很酷；我不富有，可是我很快乐；我不成功，可是我很自信；我不多情，可是我懂得珍惜。

23. I'm not beautiful, but I'm gentle — today's men and women have adapted Zhao Chuan's version: I'm not perfect, but I'm real; I'm not beautiful, but I'm cool; I'm not rich, but I'm happy; I'm not successful, but I'm confident; I'm not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

24. 哥不是收破烂的，做不到让你随喊随到。

24. I'm not a trash collector; I can't always be at your beck and call.

25. 我把一万句誓言装在机枪里向你扫射，你倒在血泊中，浑身镶满了丘比特的子弹！

25. I loaded ten thousand promises into a machine gun and rained bullets upon you, and you fell into a pool of blood, adorned all over with Cupid's bullets!

26. 小时候我以为自己长大后可以拯救整个世界，等长大后才发现整个世界都拯救不了我。

26. When I was young, I thought that when I grew up, I could save the whole world. But as I grew older, I realized that even the whole world couldn't save me.

27. 一未婚女子感叹：为什么成熟的男人好男人全成了人家的老公，没结婚的男人没一个像样的？有人提醒她：妻子们培养好丈夫都是自产自销，没有男人能自学成材。

27. An unmarried woman sighed: Why do all the mature and good men become someone else's husband, and none of the unmarried men are impressive? Someone reminded her: Wives cultivate good husbands through their own efforts, and no man can self-teach to become accomplished.

28. 结论就是你懒得再想下去的地方。――路的尽头，仍然是路，只要你愿意走。

28. The conclusion is where you're too lazy to think anymore. -- At the end of the road, there's still a road, as long as you're willing to walk.

29. 最近又胖了，打电话时一笑脸蛋子就碰能到挂机键。

29. I've gained weight recently, and when I smile on the phone, my cheeks can accidentally touch the hang-up button.

30. 你的样子长得不孕不育的！

30. You look sterile!

31. 生活二字二几十年来回味得我大小脑抽搐，脊髓痉挛。始终不得要领。

31. The two characters "life" have made my brain and spinal cord twitch and spasm for over two decades, leaving me never able to grasp the essence of it.

32. 踩在垃圾上所达到的高度和踩在黄金上所达到的高度是一样的。

32. The height reached by stepping on garbage is the same as the height reached by stepping on gold.

33. 现在女孩身上衣服件数越多，反而露得越多；衣服件数越少，反而露得越少！

33. The more clothes a girl wears now, the more she ends up showing; the fewer clothes she wears, the less she shows!

34. 谁要是游戏人生，他就一事无成;谁不能主宰自己，永远是一个奴隶。——歌德

34. He who plays at life will lose it all; he who cannot master himself will forever be a slave. – Goethe

35. 整个人生就是思想与劳动，劳动虽然是无闻的、平凡的，却是不能间断的。——冈察洛夫

35. The entire life is a combination of thought and labor; though labor is silent and ordinary, it cannot be interrupted. – Goncharov

36. 盈利模式的梳理非常重要，要想盈利先梳理公司都有哪些利益相关者。

36. It is very important to sort out the profit model. To achieve profitability, first梳理 the stakeholders of the company.

37. 最好的与最坏的创造了历史，平庸之辈则繁衍了种族。

37. The best and the worst have created history, while the ordinary people have multiplied the race.

38. 在无限的时间的河流里，人生仅仅是微小又微小的波浪。——郭小川

38. In the endless river of time, life is merely a tiny, tiny wave. ——Guo Xiaochuan

39. 凡是在食堂自习室教学楼前当众疯狂接吻的都是开不起房的！！！

39. Anyone caught making a public spectacle of themselves with wild kissing in front of the dining hall, study room, or teaching building is someone who can't afford a hotel room!!!