1. 当手一握住鼠标，就失去做作业的意志了。

1. As soon as one's hand grips the mouse, the will to do homework is lost.

2. 趁着年轻把能干的坏事都干了吧，没几年了。

2. Make all the cunning bad deeds while you're young, there's not much time left.

3. 不管是友情还是爱情，你来，我热情相拥。你走，我坦然放手。

3. Whether it's friendship or love, when you come, I warmly embrace you. When you leave, I let go with a composed heart.

4. 动了真感情的人都会喜怒无常，因付出太多，难免患得患失

4. People who have truly felt emotions are prone to be capricious in their moods, as they have invested too much, and it is inevitable to be overly concerned about gains and losses.

5. 我也想做一个优雅的淑女是生活把老娘逼成了泼妇。

5. I also wanted to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me into a shrew.

6. 不是每句对不起就能给你一个没关系，有时候会是一巴掌。?>

6. Not every "I'm sorry" can give you a "That's okay," sometimes it might be a slap instead.?>

7. 总说我不懂你们你们也不知我心里苦楚。

7. You always say I don't understand you, and you also don't know how bitter my heart is.

8. 我捧你的时候你是杯子，松手的时候你就是个玻璃碴子。给那些不懂珍惜的人。

8. When I hold you, you are a cup; when I let go, you turn into glass shards. For those who don't know how to cherish.

9. 我和脂肪做斗争，差点没牺牲。

9. I struggled against fat, almost at the cost of my life.

10. 男人不色，何来英雄本色。

10. If a man is not amorous, where does the essence of a hero come from?

11. 如果我死了，我的第一句话是：老子终于不用怕鬼了。

11. If I die, my first words would be: Finally, I don't have to be afraid of ghosts anymore.

12. 现在的我们，上不去的是成绩，下不去的是体重，拿得起放不下的是筷子，钻进去出不来的是被窝。

12. For us now, what we can't climb is the grades, what we can't drop is the weight, what we can pick up but can't put down are chopsticks, and what we can crawl into but can't come out of is the quilt.

13. 永远，只是眼神触动的瞬间感动，而不是以时间做的单位。

13. Forever, it's just a moment of touching through the eyes, not measured by time.

14. 我们沉默着束手看年华似水流，用回忆这错误得一些解脱。

14. We remain silent, bound by the hands, watching years slip away like water, seeking some relief in memories, this erroneous solace.

15. 总有一天你的名字会出现在我家的户口本上。

15. Someday, your name will appear on my family's household registration book.

16. 色彩，淡淡的就好，深了会褪色生活，简单就好，复杂了会变质

16. Color, just a hint of it, too deep and it fades life away; simplicity is best, too complex and it will spoil.

17. 永远都不要小看一种一个月流一星期血都不会死的生物。

17. Never underestimate a creature that can bleed for a week every month yet still not die.

18. 一个专家说，初恋是最难忘的，但是最爱的却是第二个人

18. An expert says that the first love is the most unforgettable, but the most loved is the second person.

19. 失败并不意味着你浪费了时间和生命，而是表明你有理由重新开始。

19. Failure does not mean that you have wasted your time and life, but rather indicates that you have a reason to restart.

20. 彩虹的另一端是我们期待的爱情，永久的爱情

20. On the other end of the rainbow is the love we look forward to, eternal love.

21. 最大的悲剧不是坏人的嚣张，而是好人的过渡沉默。

21. The greatest tragedy is not the arrogance of the wicked, but the excessive silence of the good.

22. 不要总看人家的动态，就算你在累，人家也不理会。

22. Don't always keep an eye on others' activities, even if you are tired, they won't pay attention to you either.

23. 解释永远都是多余，理解你的人不需要，不理解你的人没必要。

23. Explanation is always superfluous; those who understand you don't need it, and those who don't understand you don't need it either.

24. 我任时光在循序中萌芽，然后在渐进死去。

24. I let time germinate in a gradual manner, then gradually perish.

25. 清晨想到的第一个人和夜晚想到的最后一个人，不是让你幸福的人，就是让你痛苦的人

25. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night is either the one who brings you happiness or the one who brings you pain.

26. 这年头做女人真难，你开放点人家说你骚，你传统点人家说你装。

26. It's really hard to be a woman these days. If you're open, they say you're slutty; if you're traditional, they say you're fake.

27. 美好之人生，不外乎个人顺其性情，做好分内之事。

27. A good life is simply about following one's nature and doing what is one's duty.

28. 谁捡走了我的玻璃鞋，寻找遗失的玻璃鞋。

28. Who picked up my glass slipper, seeking the lost glass slipper.

29. 生活就要像疯子一样地过，才能忘记生命给我们的颠簸。

29. Life must be lived like a madman to forget the turmoil life gives us.

30. 天若有情天亦老动我媳妇全干倒

30. If the sky has feelings, it too will age; it has completely knocked my wife out.

31. 不要总想人家，就算你付出在多，人家也不会落泪。

31. Don't always think about others, even if you give a lot, they won't shed tears.

32. 你以为四海之内皆***啊，处处都得让着你。

32. You think everyone in the world is like that, and they should always let you have your way everywhere.

33. 恋爱有时是教育工作，费尽心力把那个人整理好了，然后把那个人交还给世界。

33. Sometimes, falling in love is an educational endeavor, where one expends great effort in shaping that person and then returns them to the world.

34. 不声不语，偏说出岁月多依稀。

34. Silent and unspoken, yet he speaks of the years as vague and indistinct.

35. 虽然我有想打你的冲动，但不要让我有打你的行动。

35. Although I have the urge to hit you, please don't let me take action and hit you.

36. 我和妻子已经18个月没说话了，我没机会打断她。

36. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, and I don't have a chance to interrupt her.

37. 不同出处，同一归途。没必要太执着。

37. Different origins, the same destination. There's no need to be too fixated.

38. 其实，从那天我拖着行李箱离开的时候，我就知道，人的一生都只是在奔波。

38. In fact, from the moment I left with my suitcase, I knew that a person's life is just a constant journey.

39. 就算那么的刻骨铭心，我也会学着果断的去忘记。

39. Even though it's etched into my soul, I will learn to forget resolutely.

40. 月夜凉，灯影摇晃，那夜烛火和我一同相思成狂。

40. On that moonlit night, cool and with flickering lantern shadows, that night the candlelight and I were driven wild with longing.

41. 磕磕绊绊的爱情，跌跌撞撞的人生。

41. A love that stumbles and stutters, a life that lurches and stumbles.

42. 既然人比人，气死人，那么，我还是努力做一个气死别人的人吧。

42. Since people are compared to one another and it can be frustrating, I might as well strive to be someone who frustrates others.

43. 当初我看上你，因为我脑子进水了，现在我脑子抖干了。

43. Initially, I chose you because my brain was soaked, but now my brain is dry.

44. 如果你总盯着生活中的倒霉事，会错过很多好事。

44. If you constantly focus on the unfortunate things in life, you will miss out on many good things.

45. 这个社会很简单、只是人太复杂。

45. This society is simple, but people are too complex.

46. 不必对全世界失望，百步之内，必有芳草。

46. Do not be disappointed with the whole world; within a hundred steps, there is bound to be fragrant grass.

47. 真希望是2月29开学，四年开一次！

47. I really wish the school year started on February 29th, once every four years!

48. 别觉得你被世界抛弃了，世界根本就没空搭理你。

48. Don't feel like you've been abandoned by the world, as the world is too busy to pay attention to you.

49. 再铁的异性朋友无论谁谈上恋爱距离都会拉远这是个事实

49. No matter how close a person's opposite-sex friends are, once they start dating, the distance between them will inevitably increase — this is a fact.

50. 该是你的迟早都会是你的，若不是你的即使强留也留不住。

50. What is yours will eventually be yours; if it is not yours, no matter how hard you try, you cannot hold on to it.

51. 人花开，人花落，这些年从头到尾，无人问询。

51. People bloom, people wither, throughout these years from beginning to end, no one inquired.

52. 悄然逝去的，不仅仅是时间，还有我们的青春。

52. What quietly slips away is not just time, but also our youth.

53. 耐得住寂寞，才能看得到繁华。

53. Endure loneliness in order to see the bustle of繁华.

54. 第者的介入，才能检验出你的男人可靠不可靠

54. Only the involvement of a third party can test whether your man is trustworthy or not.

55. 你若撒野，今生我把酒奉陪。

55. If you act wild, I will accompany you with wine in this life.

56. QQ资料一天改八遍，不就是为了让你多关注我两眼么？

56. The QQ information is changed eight times a day, isn't it just to make you take a closer look at me?

57. 我要去看的最远的地方。可是要和谁手舞足蹈了梦想

57. It's the farthest place I want to visit. But with whom will I dance and celebrate my dreams?

58. 如果我死了，别忘了在我的棺材里面安个空调，格力的。

58. If I die, don't forget to put an air conditioner in my coffin, a Gree one.

59. 我们总是把好感，喜欢，爱弄错。

59. We always get the likes, preferences, and love mixed up.

60. 既然花没有开放，那我何必思恋，爱情中没有单项链。

60. Since the flower has not bloomed, why should I pine? There are no one-way chains in love.

61. 生活坏到一定程度就会好起来，因为它无法更坏。努力过后，才知道许多事情，坚持坚持，就过来了。

61. Life will improve to a certain extent as it cannot get worse. After making an effort, one realizes many things, and as long as one persists, it will get through.

62. 幸福不要比较你拥有的就是幸福痛苦可以比较你的苦其实微不足道。

62. Do not compare your happiness; what you have is happiness. Suffering can be compared; your own pain is actually negligible.

63. 不是我们忘不了那些时光，只是舍不得或者有牵伴。

63. It's not that we can't forget those times, but we are reluctant or have attachments.

64. 爱情是两个人的天荒地老，不是一个人的一厢情愿。

64. Love is the eternal bond between two people, not just one person's one-sided desire.