1. 蚊子：人最爱唱高调，口口声声讲奉献，我才吸了他们那么一丁点儿血，他们就不干了。

1. Mosquitoes: Humans always like to talk big, talking about dedication all the time. I just took a tiny bit of their blood, and they're all up in arms.

2. 幽默是不肯正经其事的荒谬感。厄谢尔

2. Humor is the absurdity of not taking things seriously. Echshil.

3. 幽默是人的本性，它或许可以改变一时的气氛，却改变不了一生的痛苦。郭辰

3. Humor is inherent in human nature; it may change the atmosphere for a moment, but it cannot change the lifelong pain. Guo Chen

4. 幽默是一种优美的、健康的品质。愿你让自己幽默起来。列宁

4. Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality. May you find a way to become humorous. - Lenin

5. 一切合乎人道的事情都是令人感动的。幽默的内在根源不是欢乐，而是悲哀；天堂里是没有幽默的。马克·吐温

5. All things that are humane are touching. The inner root of humor is not joy, but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven. - Mark Twain

6. 幽默与严肃互为验石，因为不愿接受善意的玩笑，其中必有疑处，而经不住审度的玩笑也一定是智慧。高尔克亚

6. Humor and seriousness are mutually testing stones; for if one does not accept a well-intentioned joke, there must be some doubt, and a joke that cannot withstand scrutiny is surely wisdom. Goethe.

7. 好的幽默并不只是让你笑，还让你哭呢！哭多了眼泪就会跌价，于是乎泪尽则喜，嬉笑之中仍然可以看到作者那庄严赤诚的灵魂。也许幽默的痛苦并不比痛苦的痛苦弱。王蒙

7. Good humor is not just about making you laugh; it can also make you cry! Crying too much makes tears lose their value, and thus, when tears run dry, joy ensues. Even amidst laughter, one can still see the solemn and sincere soul of the author. Perhaps the pain of humor is not weaker than the pain of suffering. -- Wang Meng

8. 一个成功的人是以幽默感对付挫折的。詹姆斯·潘

8. A successful person deals with setbacks with a sense of humor. James·Pan

9. 幽默来自智慧，恶语来自无能。松林

9. Humor comes from wisdom, and harsh words from inability. Pines forest.

10. 人类的名言警句、经典语录比比皆是，而动物同样有它们的名言警句，那可是相当地恶搞！

10. There are countless famous sayings and classic quotes by humans, but animals also have their own, which can be quite a humorous twist!

11. 一个真有幽默的人别有会心，欣然独笑，冷然微笑，替沉闷的人生透一口气。钱钟书

11. A truly humorous person has a unique sense of understanding, smiling happily alone, smiling coldly, and giving a breath of fresh air to the dull life. Qian Zhongshu

12. 世界上有许多幽默的事情，其中之一就是白种人的一种想法：他们认为自己不像其他野蛮人那么野蛮。马克·吐温

12. There are many humorous things in the world, one of which is a belief held by white people: they think they are not as barbaric as other savages. Mark Twain

13. 幽默和风趣是智慧的闪现。莎士比亚

13. Humor and wit are a flash of wisdom. Shakespeare

14. 有许多真实的话都是在笑话中讲出来的。斯威夫特

14. Many true things are spoken in jokes. Swift

15. 幽默是生活波涛中的救生圈。拉布

15. Humor is a lifebuoy in the waves of life. Laughter is the music of the soul.

16. 蜘蛛：守好这张“网”，咱一辈子就吃喝不愁了。

16. Spider: Keep this "web" safe, and we'll have no worries about food and drink for the rest of our lives.

17. 狗：守了一辈子的门，得出一个经验：陌生人献给你的殷勤里，往往包藏祸心。

17. Dogs: Having guarded the gate all their life, they have gained an experience: Often, the attentiveness offered by strangers is hiding malicious intent.

18. 全场爆发了一阵笑声和掌声。在巴黎，一句俏皮话总是立即得到理解，因而总是受到捧场的。雨果

18. The entire audience burst into laughter and applause. In Paris, a witty remark is always immediately understood, and therefore always receives an ovation. Hugo

19. 用玩笑来应付敌人，自然也是一种好战法，但触着之处，须是对手的致命伤，否则，玩笑终不过是一种单单的玩笑而已。鲁迅

19. Using jokes to deal with enemies is naturally also a good way of warfare, but where the joke touches, it must be the opponent's致命 wound; otherwise, the joke will just remain a mere joke. — Lu Xun

20. 幽默是多么艳丽的服饰，又是何等忠诚的卫士！它永远胜过诗人和作家的智慧；它本身就是才华，它能杜绝愚昧。司各特

20. Humor is such a beautiful attire, and such a loyal guardian! It is always superior to the wisdom of poets and writers; it is talent itself, and it can put an end to ignorance. - Scott

21. 幽默感就是分寸感。黎·纪泊伦

21. A sense of humor is a sense of measure. Li Ji Boren

22. 马：谁说先有伯乐后有千里马？千里马是靠自己跑出来的，不是靠伯乐封出来的。

22. Horse: Who says that there must be a Baoluo before there can be a thousand-mile horse? The thousand-mile horse runs itself into existence, not by being named by a Baoluo.

23. 幽默是表明工人对自己事业具有信心并且表明自己占着优势的标志。恩格斯

23. Humor is a sign that the worker has confidence in their own cause and indicates that they are in a favorable position. — Engels

24. 鱼：明明知道有人在垂钓，仍然免不了接二连三的上钩，究竟是什么蒙蔽了我们鱼的心灵呢？

24. Fish: Even though we know that someone is fishing, we still can't help but get hooked one after another. What is it that blinds the hearts of fish?

25. 我和中国相声界有个协议，我负责幽默，他们负责品位，谁也别动谁东西，谁也别动啊。郭德纲

25. I have an agreement with the Chinese comedy community: I am responsible for humor, and they are responsible for taste. No one should touch anyone else's stuff, no one should move. -- Guo Degang

26. 你不能老是板着面孔与人相处。幽默感到是最重要的，它会使你的工作变得更为容易，同时也会给你的职工的生活带来深受欢迎的阳光。帕金森·鲁斯特莫吉

26. You cannot always keep a stern face when interacting with people. A sense of humor is the most important, as it makes your work easier and also brings a much-appreciated ray of sunshine into the lives of your employees. Parkinson & Rustamagic.

27. 啄木鸟：我虽然也是全靠一张嘴来工作，但我可以自豪地说，我从来没有说过一句空话。

27. Woodpecker: Although I too work entirely with my beak, I can proudly say that I have never spoken a word in vain.

28. 并不是每个人都能具有幽默态度。它是一种难能可贵的天赋，许多人甚至没有能力享受人们向他们呈现的快乐。奥·弗洛伊德?>

28. Not everyone is capable of having a humorous attitude. It is a rare talent, and many even lack the ability to enjoy the joy presented to them by others. O. Freud?

29. 人的才能不一样，有的人会幽默，有的人不会，不会幽默的人最好不必勉强。老舍

29. People have different talents; some are humorous, while others are not. Those who are not humorous should not force themselves to be so. — Lao She

30. 办公室的幽默感有一微妙的临界点，当你越过此点时，别人会把你当成乳臭未乾的小子。多林

30. The sense of humor in an office has a delicate threshold; when you cross this point, others might treat you like a na?ve young boy. Dorin.

31. 幽默的内在根源不是欢乐，而是悲哀；天堂里是没有幽默的。马克·吐温

31. The inner source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven. - Mark Twain

32. 懂幽默会幽默的人一般都会很快乐。宁静

32. People who understand and enjoy humor are generally very happy. Serenity.

33. 老虎：谁说我威风八面，我的皮常常被人拿去做地毯呢！

33. Tiger: Who says I am formidable? My skin is often taken to make carpets!

34. 狐狸：我是骗过乌鸦口里的肉，可是说到底，真正骗了乌鸦的是它自己的虚荣心。

34. Fox: I tricked the crow with the meat in its mouth, but in the end, it was its own vanity that truly deceived the crow.

35. 幽默是具有智慧、教育和道德上优越的表现。恩格斯

35. Humor is an expression of intelligence, education, and moral superiority. - Engels

36. 莫言是一位很好的作家，他的作品十分有想象力和幽默感，他很善于讲故事。此次莫言获奖将会进一步把中国文学介绍给世界。马悦然

36. Mo Yan is a great writer, whose works are full of imagination and humor, and he is very skilled at storytelling. This Mo Yan's award will further introduce Chinese literature to the world. Ma Yuelan

37. 给幽默下定义和对幽默作分析，是欠缺幽默感的人的消遣。本奇利

37. Defining humor and analyzing it is a pastime for those who lack a sense of humor. Ben Cichli