1. The excellency of hogs is fatness,of men virtue

1. The excellence of pigs is in their fattiness, of men in their virtue.

2. 要常亲近贤明的人、有智慧的人、博学的人、忠诚热心的人、尽责的人---常跟这些智德兼备的人来往。

2. It is essential to frequently associate with wise individuals, people of wisdom, learned scholars, loyal and enthusiastic individuals, and those who are responsible and dedicated---to constantly be in the company of these individuals who possess both intelligence and virtue.

3. Better than a thousand utterance with useless word is one single beneficial word, by hearing which one is pacified

3. Better than a thousand empty words is one beneficial word, the hearing of which brings peace to the mind.

4. 发呆这事做得好是深沉，做不好就睡着了。

4. To daydream is a sign of depth when done well, but it can lead to dozing off when not.

5. Never forget to say “thanks”

5. Never forget to say "thank you."

6. God， can you put this several days to be stored under the rain， by the time the military training will be me！

6. God, can you have this stored under the rain for several days, by the time the military training will be over for me!

7. If a man practices himself what he admonishes others to do , he himself , being well-controlled, will have controlled over others It is difficult, indeed, to control oneself

7. If a man practices what he advises others to do, he himself, being well-disciplined, will have control over others. Indeed, it is difficult to control oneself.

8. Equivocation is first cousin to a lie

8. Equivocation is a first cousin to a lie.

9. 保护自己，爱护他人，请不要半夜出来吓人。

9. Protect yourself, cherish others, please do not come out to scare people at midnight.

10. The water that bears the boat is the same that swallows it up

10. The water that bears the boat is the same that swallows it up.

11. 每次跟别人吵完架，等躺在床上的时候，才知道当时应该怎么骂。

11. It's only when I lie in bed after each argument with someone else that I realize how I should have cursed at the time.

12. The words of a man who is reserved in his speech and talks wisely and rationally are delightful to the ear

12. The words of a man who is reserved in his speech and talks wisely and rationally are pleasing to the ear.

13. 不应挑剔别人的过失，批评别人已做和未做的事情。应时常反省自己的过失，考虑自己所做和未做的事情。

13. One should not be picky about others' faults or criticize what they have done and what they have not done. One should often reflect on one's own faults and consider what one has done and what one has not done.

14. 流量强奸了话费，生下了一个孽种叫停机。

14. Traffic has raped the call charges, giving birth to a bastard called disconnection.

15. A daze it is a good thing to do is deep， do not fall asleep。

15. It is a good thing to doze off deeply, but do not fall asleep.

16. Indulge not in heedlessness, have no intimacy with sensuous delights; for the earnest, meditative person obtains abundant bliss

16. Do not indulge in carelessness, have no familiarity with sensual pleasures; for the earnest, contemplative person attains abundant bliss.

17. An old man in a house is a good sign

17. An old man living in a house is a good omen.

18. Believe in yourself

18. Believe in yourself

19. If you well， is sunny days， according to the weather， you should be hung up。

19. If you are feeling well and it's sunny, according to the weather, you should hang out.

20. 及时行善，以免你的心里再起坏念头。凡是不能及时行善的人，内心常会生起恶念。

20. Do good promptly so that bad thoughts may not arise in your heart again. Those who are unable to do good promptly often have evil thoughts within them.

21. As from a heap of flowers many a garland is made even so many good deeds should be done by one born a mortal

21. As from a heap of flowers many a garland is made, even so many good deeds should be done by one born a mortal.

22. Math teacher took us to roam in the crowd， as a result， she landed， we were all drowned。

22. The math teacher took us to wander in the crowd; as a result, she was overwhelmed, and we were all immersed.

23. Always feel that his character is not suitable for work， only suitable for wages。

23. Always feel that his character is not suited for work, but only for wages.

24. 不是我不想当淑女，而是这世界把老娘逼成了泼妇！

24. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but this world has driven me into becoming a shrew!

25. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today

25. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

26. If thou injurest conscience,it will have its revenge on thee

26. If you harm your conscience, it will take revenge on you.

27. When I was young， I most like to play hide and seek， wait for others to hide， I will go home for dinner。

27. When I was young, I most enjoyed playing hide and seek. I would wait for others to hide, and then I would go home for dinner.

28. Bed， you let me go， don't like this， I have to go to school wow。

28. Bed, let me go, I don't like this, I have to go to school, wow.

29. 各位女同事，请不要对我放电，我老婆有来电显示。

29. Colleagues, please don't send me any signals. My wife has an incoming call display.

30. 为什么别人看到我就想吐啊，是不是因为我太帅了。?>

30. Why does everyone feel like throwing up when they see me? Is it because I'm too handsome? ?>

31. All roads lead to Rome

31. All roads lead to Rome.

32. Man is the master of his destiny

32. Man is the master of his own destiny.

33. 就算再想哭，也要微笑着说一句：你大爷的！

33. Even if you want to cry, you should smile and say: "F*ck you!"

34. Virtue and happiness are mother and daugher

34. Virtue and happiness are mother and daughter

35. The good seaman is known in bad weather

35. The good sailor is known in bad weather.

36. Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well

36. Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.

37. 世界上最痛苦的事就是从上课憋尿憋到下课，结果老师还拖堂。

37. The most painful thing in the world is holding your bladder during class until the end of the period, only to find out that the teacher has decided to extend the lesson.